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Eli, Master of Hydration
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Detroit Sports enthusiast and endorser of hydration. Drink water!
A two goal first? Hell yeah.
December 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Finally got to wrestle while coaching today, my body is already feeling the aches…oh no.
December 2, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Abby’s shadow still looming as we are in the last season of his buyout.
Rasmussen really scores just one type of goal. They’re Justin Abdelkader goals.
November 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
It would be funny if it wasn’t so anger inducing
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Pathetic
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I wish more of my friends were caught up on One Piece. I really want someone I can discuss this whole flashback series with.
November 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Without downloading a new pic, what’s it like dating you? (I’m a nerdy mf, what else can I say? My fiancée seems to like it.)
November 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
November 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
This Wings team is a frustrating watch that’s for sure
November 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Red Wings figure it out ffs
November 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Welp time to get unpacked I guess.
November 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Nothing like starting your day off getting an email from your child’s daycare letting you know that ICE has been reported in the area and what they plan to do if ICE shows up at the center.

A very normal society we live in
November 20, 2025 at 1:25 PM
God I’d rather have been at the Wings game than this miserable slog of a Blackhawks game. At least I got to witness Dustin Wolf dunce
November 19, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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FINAL #LGRW
November 19, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Wings beat Kraken for the cephalopod cup
November 19, 2025 at 2:47 AM
NATE DANIELSON FIRST GOAL OMFG WHY DO I HAVE TO BE AT THIS BLACKHAWKS GAME
November 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I’m going to a Blackhawks game for a work thing. While the Wings play. You better believe I’m going to be watching the Wings on my phone.
November 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Not a whole lotta puck control for the Wings in the 2nd…
November 17, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Seriously who is our strength and conditioning coach in GR? Why do people keep getting injured at practices?
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Can we get this fucker off my screen? God damn I don’t need this asshat spouting his nonsense during my Lions game
November 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Broncos fans should be booing louder for how their team is playing btw.
November 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I finally tune into the game to see that happen? That’s tough man. #LGRW
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November 3, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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RAYYYYYYYYYY #LGRW
November 3, 2025 at 2:37 AM
5 yd penalties shouldn’t be automatic first downs if they don’t cross the first down marker.
November 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM