Eli Swihart
@eli-173.bsky.social
Destination is irrelevant, Movement is essential.
I like to make things. I like liking things. I like being kind to people.
I like to make things. I like liking things. I like being kind to people.
Have my seasonally appropriate mug ready for the company holiday party.
December 17, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Have my seasonally appropriate mug ready for the company holiday party.
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Thinking about this skit for about the three thousandth time.
BLEEDING KANSAS #comedy #humor #standupcomedy #standup #history #usa #johnbrown #comics #panderking
YouTube video by Curtis Cook
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December 6, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Thinking about this skit for about the three thousandth time.
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Speaking of billionaires not needing yer £$€, I'm having a sale!
I always encourage ppl to get in early for the C word cos it gets hectic & I'm just one person 😅
UK, US, World, pls go to my site daughter-of-mercury-metalworks.myshopify.com
EU folks pls go to etsy.com/uk/shop/daug...
#bsnm 🧶 ⚒️
I always encourage ppl to get in early for the C word cos it gets hectic & I'm just one person 😅
UK, US, World, pls go to my site daughter-of-mercury-metalworks.myshopify.com
EU folks pls go to etsy.com/uk/shop/daug...
#bsnm 🧶 ⚒️
November 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Speaking of billionaires not needing yer £$€, I'm having a sale!
I always encourage ppl to get in early for the C word cos it gets hectic & I'm just one person 😅
UK, US, World, pls go to my site daughter-of-mercury-metalworks.myshopify.com
EU folks pls go to etsy.com/uk/shop/daug...
#bsnm 🧶 ⚒️
I always encourage ppl to get in early for the C word cos it gets hectic & I'm just one person 😅
UK, US, World, pls go to my site daughter-of-mercury-metalworks.myshopify.com
EU folks pls go to etsy.com/uk/shop/daug...
#bsnm 🧶 ⚒️
Describe your cat's personality with one photo:
November 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Describe your cat's personality with one photo:
@suckerpunchprod.bsky.social Finished Ghost of Yotei last night, and what a great game y'all! Great mechanics, fun to play, narrative crushed it and I got to play at being angry @erikaishii.bsky.social with a wolf for like 60 hours! How cool is that?!
November 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
@suckerpunchprod.bsky.social Finished Ghost of Yotei last night, and what a great game y'all! Great mechanics, fun to play, narrative crushed it and I got to play at being angry @erikaishii.bsky.social with a wolf for like 60 hours! How cool is that?!
Nothing like popping a shoulder out of its socket to drive home we’re just meat.
November 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Nothing like popping a shoulder out of its socket to drive home we’re just meat.
change one letter, ruin a candy.
sars bar
sars bar
change one letter, ruin a candy.
zit o’ honey
zit o’ honey
change one letter, ruin a candy.
gun dip
gun dip
October 30, 2025 at 4:35 AM
change one letter, ruin a candy.
sars bar
sars bar
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What The Hell Is Going On, a thread:
I’ve seen some thinkpieces and posts about Portland protests that fail to understand the long-term hyperspecificity of Portland culture/humor, and frame it as a sort of shitposting meme-pilled ironic thing. Which is wrong.
So I’m gonna give you my breakdown.
I’ve seen some thinkpieces and posts about Portland protests that fail to understand the long-term hyperspecificity of Portland culture/humor, and frame it as a sort of shitposting meme-pilled ironic thing. Which is wrong.
So I’m gonna give you my breakdown.
October 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
What The Hell Is Going On, a thread:
I’ve seen some thinkpieces and posts about Portland protests that fail to understand the long-term hyperspecificity of Portland culture/humor, and frame it as a sort of shitposting meme-pilled ironic thing. Which is wrong.
So I’m gonna give you my breakdown.
I’ve seen some thinkpieces and posts about Portland protests that fail to understand the long-term hyperspecificity of Portland culture/humor, and frame it as a sort of shitposting meme-pilled ironic thing. Which is wrong.
So I’m gonna give you my breakdown.
@lauraehall.bsky.social Every Oct 1st I get reminded I'm still receiving the 31 Days of Halloween Newsletter and the month instantly gets EVEN BETTER! Thanks for continuing to do it!
October 2, 2025 at 5:37 AM
@lauraehall.bsky.social Every Oct 1st I get reminded I'm still receiving the 31 Days of Halloween Newsletter and the month instantly gets EVEN BETTER! Thanks for continuing to do it!
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Every single one of these clips was taken today in downtown Portland. Portland doesn’t want or need a federal takeover. If Trump insists on sending federal “resources” he can start with funding health care, bridges, affordable housing, and wildfire protection to name a few.
September 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Every single one of these clips was taken today in downtown Portland. Portland doesn’t want or need a federal takeover. If Trump insists on sending federal “resources” he can start with funding health care, bridges, affordable housing, and wildfire protection to name a few.
Loom, still my favorite game.
September 27, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Loom, still my favorite game.
Got my new project hung up at work, boss can't complain about me having an empty wall anymore.
September 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Got my new project hung up at work, boss can't complain about me having an empty wall anymore.
A bit ago my boss complained that I didn't have anything up in my office. So I made a thing, it only took about a month. Going to sneak it in this weekend so it's just there Monday morning.
September 13, 2025 at 2:26 AM
A bit ago my boss complained that I didn't have anything up in my office. So I made a thing, it only took about a month. Going to sneak it in this weekend so it's just there Monday morning.
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Presenting the BRAND-NEW season - @dimension20.bsky.social On a Bus! 🚌
DM'd by Katie Marovitch, and as players: Aabria Iyengar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Jasmine Bhullar, and Mark Mercer!
DM'd by Katie Marovitch, and as players: Aabria Iyengar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Jasmine Bhullar, and Mark Mercer!
July 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Presenting the BRAND-NEW season - @dimension20.bsky.social On a Bus! 🚌
DM'd by Katie Marovitch, and as players: Aabria Iyengar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Jasmine Bhullar, and Mark Mercer!
DM'd by Katie Marovitch, and as players: Aabria Iyengar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Jasmine Bhullar, and Mark Mercer!
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs (hard mode, no SW, ST, or LOTR
(surprising none that know me)
(surprising none that know me)
June 26, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs (hard mode, no SW, ST, or LOTR
(surprising none that know me)
(surprising none that know me)
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Post a robot not from starwars or transformers
May 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Post a robot not from starwars or transformers
Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theater
February 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theater
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This Fiona Apple narrated explainer PSA on how to film (and release footage from, not livestream) ICE arrests is exactly what we need from people with production skills right now and is worth about 3 million celebrity “imagine” covers in terms of survival utility
We Have Rights: When Documenting ICE Arrests
This is "We Have Rights: When Documenting ICE Arrests" by MediaTank on Vimeo, the home for high quality videos and the people who love them.
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February 2, 2025 at 1:24 PM
This Fiona Apple narrated explainer PSA on how to film (and release footage from, not livestream) ICE arrests is exactly what we need from people with production skills right now and is worth about 3 million celebrity “imagine” covers in terms of survival utility
So I guess I can just make toys to give to kids now? Am I an elf?
January 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
So I guess I can just make toys to give to kids now? Am I an elf?
I bought 3D printer for Christmas and I successfully made a light with it.
January 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I bought 3D printer for Christmas and I successfully made a light with it.