electricnerve
@electricnerve.bsky.social
still frittering away my time
like a banana
like a banana
Easy Rider is just The Great Escape without the barbed wire
November 24, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Easy Rider is just The Great Escape without the barbed wire
The secret to being a great dancer is to bend your knees slightly in time with the beat while holding your hands in the stick-em-up position
November 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
The secret to being a great dancer is to bend your knees slightly in time with the beat while holding your hands in the stick-em-up position
If horses knew how to untie knots they wouldn't have to stand outside saloons all day
October 28, 2025 at 4:06 AM
If horses knew how to untie knots they wouldn't have to stand outside saloons all day
Ultra-marathon winner: "Now I just have to come to terms with my achievement"
Let me help you: you've run around in a circle for four days
Let me help you: you've run around in a circle for four days
October 23, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Ultra-marathon winner: "Now I just have to come to terms with my achievement"
Let me help you: you've run around in a circle for four days
Let me help you: you've run around in a circle for four days
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If you’re driving around in unmarked cars, wearing masks, and kidnapping people, you’re not one of the good guys.
October 22, 2025 at 11:47 PM
If you’re driving around in unmarked cars, wearing masks, and kidnapping people, you’re not one of the good guys.
The fact that some people's surname is "Gibbons" is further proof that we descended from apes
October 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
The fact that some people's surname is "Gibbons" is further proof that we descended from apes
You can believe anything if you put your mind to it
September 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
You can believe anything if you put your mind to it
Non-stick cookware is any cookware that is not a stick
September 8, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Non-stick cookware is any cookware that is not a stick
I've had it up to here with turtle neck sweaters
September 7, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I've had it up to here with turtle neck sweaters
Coconuts kill around 150 people per year. But people eat an estimated 57 million coconuts per year, which means people are winning.
September 6, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Coconuts kill around 150 people per year. But people eat an estimated 57 million coconuts per year, which means people are winning.
The supermodels are falling through the cracks
May 21, 2025 at 11:48 AM
The supermodels are falling through the cracks
Get your skates on, we're going surfing
April 11, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Get your skates on, we're going surfing
People who say "I would love to be a fly on the wall" lack ambition
April 10, 2025 at 12:46 PM
People who say "I would love to be a fly on the wall" lack ambition
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you still got one cent, get back in there king
April 9, 2025 at 1:53 AM
you still got one cent, get back in there king
Everything is going to be covfefe
April 3, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Everything is going to be covfefe
LinkedIn is the worst dating app ever
March 29, 2025 at 12:36 PM
LinkedIn is the worst dating app ever
When I say "He displays antisocial behaviour and criminal tendencies, has no empathy, guilt, conscience or remorse and takes no responsibility for his manipulative, impulsive actions" and everyone will know exactly who I'm talking about.
(This is the textbook definition of a psychopath, btw)
(This is the textbook definition of a psychopath, btw)
March 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM
When I say "He displays antisocial behaviour and criminal tendencies, has no empathy, guilt, conscience or remorse and takes no responsibility for his manipulative, impulsive actions" and everyone will know exactly who I'm talking about.
(This is the textbook definition of a psychopath, btw)
(This is the textbook definition of a psychopath, btw)
We're owning the libs. And guns. Mainly we're owning guns.
March 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
We're owning the libs. And guns. Mainly we're owning guns.
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hallucinations only happen in corridors. otherwise they're called roominations.
March 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
hallucinations only happen in corridors. otherwise they're called roominations.
When you choose to shoot yourself in the foot, it doesn't really matter if it is the left or the right
March 8, 2025 at 3:33 AM
When you choose to shoot yourself in the foot, it doesn't really matter if it is the left or the right
Albert Einstein was a genius. Elon Musk is an immature, insecure man with too much money, too much power, and too much mouth. Not quite the same thing.
March 8, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Albert Einstein was a genius. Elon Musk is an immature, insecure man with too much money, too much power, and too much mouth. Not quite the same thing.
In case we needed any more proof Elon Musk is a wannabe fascist dictator, he named his Starlink satellite network after murderous fascist dictator and Nazi collaborator Joseph Starlink (1878–1953)
March 4, 2025 at 7:53 AM
In case we needed any more proof Elon Musk is a wannabe fascist dictator, he named his Starlink satellite network after murderous fascist dictator and Nazi collaborator Joseph Starlink (1878–1953)
1998
Money Mark - All the People
YouTube video by Kabubby
www.youtube.com
March 1, 2025 at 2:58 PM
1998