I know a joke about a hoodie, but it might go over your head

Trickle-down economic theory is just a euphemism for pissing on the poor

The Abominable Showman strikes again

The Abominable Showman?

Exactly. People who say "I'd love to be a fly on the wall" lack ambition.

the word 'yoyo' comes to mind

Do you want the short answer or the long answer? Both are "no"

My bad, i meant pigeon toad

Don't worry everything will be covfefe

You know who should pay? The tech bros who took all the ad revenue then refused to pay a single red cent to republish the work of legacy journalists' on their trillion-dollar platforms (yes I'm looking at you, Meta, Google, Apple et al)