Hoiland
@eldritchteddybear.bsky.social
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@chrismurphyct.bsky.social keep up the good work
March 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
@chrismurphyct.bsky.social keep up the good work
"Horatio...look. the murder weapon was... A waffle."
"Looks like some finally got her to...leggo of her eggo" ::puts on glasses::
YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"Looks like some finally got her to...leggo of her eggo" ::puts on glasses::
YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
February 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
"Horatio...look. the murder weapon was... A waffle."
"Looks like some finally got her to...leggo of her eggo" ::puts on glasses::
YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"Looks like some finally got her to...leggo of her eggo" ::puts on glasses::
YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Soon, we will replace all the gold in fort knox with eggs, as their value per ounce is set to eclipse gold by March 2025
January 30, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Soon, we will replace all the gold in fort knox with eggs, as their value per ounce is set to eclipse gold by March 2025
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Those drones over NJ are just the repair robots we use to fix the cybernetic surveillance birds. No cause for alarm citizens. Everything is completely normal.
December 14, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Those drones over NJ are just the repair robots we use to fix the cybernetic surveillance birds. No cause for alarm citizens. Everything is completely normal.
Taken straight from my subconscious.
December 5, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Taken straight from my subconscious.
The real crime against all Americans, and a true reason for civil revolt, is the fact that the "Hot Pot" flavored Lays chips are not widely available in all supermarkets.
This oppression will not stand.
This oppression will not stand.
December 3, 2024 at 5:03 PM
The real crime against all Americans, and a true reason for civil revolt, is the fact that the "Hot Pot" flavored Lays chips are not widely available in all supermarkets.
This oppression will not stand.
This oppression will not stand.
Weird, i didn't see any job posting on the new administration's web page for "Grand Pooh-Bah of Federal Shitposting"
Seems like a missed opportunity tbh
Seems like a missed opportunity tbh
December 2, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Weird, i didn't see any job posting on the new administration's web page for "Grand Pooh-Bah of Federal Shitposting"
Seems like a missed opportunity tbh
Seems like a missed opportunity tbh
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This Is What True Crime Podcasters Fantasise About 24/7
November 30, 2024 at 8:53 AM
This Is What True Crime Podcasters Fantasise About 24/7
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Notre Dame Cathedral has been closed to the public since a fire damaged the landmark in April 2019.
A restored Notre Dame cathedral is unveiled days before its official reopening
Notre Dame Cathedral has been closed to the public since a fire damaged the landmark in April 2019.
www.npr.org
November 30, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Notre Dame Cathedral has been closed to the public since a fire damaged the landmark in April 2019.
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I wonder if i could get an immense amount of followers by randomly reacting to posts with "concerning" and "will look into it"
November 30, 2024 at 5:02 PM
I wonder if i could get an immense amount of followers by randomly reacting to posts with "concerning" and "will look into it"
My first onlyfans follower. She follows me for my personality. ❤️
November 27, 2024 at 4:53 AM
My first onlyfans follower. She follows me for my personality. ❤️
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i hate the concept of cottagecore i hate when people call me cottagecore there’s nothing cottagecore about mushroom foraging there’s nothing cutesy about the holy communion between man and mushroom it’s dead fucking serious
November 25, 2024 at 9:34 PM
i hate the concept of cottagecore i hate when people call me cottagecore there’s nothing cottagecore about mushroom foraging there’s nothing cutesy about the holy communion between man and mushroom it’s dead fucking serious
I already have an AI generated mail order bride and Elon Musk's ACTUAL brother following me. Truly Bluesky is the New Eden.
November 20, 2024 at 5:32 PM
I already have an AI generated mail order bride and Elon Musk's ACTUAL brother following me. Truly Bluesky is the New Eden.
Ready to start my new career as a professional shitposter. I have a good feeling about this one, guys.
November 20, 2024 at 4:21 AM
Ready to start my new career as a professional shitposter. I have a good feeling about this one, guys.