lexie
@elderem0.bsky.social
30, flirty, and barely surviving.
🎀 🍎 📚 ☕️ 🤘🏻 🏳️🌈 💙
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lexie
@elderem0.bsky.social
· Nov 17
introducing myself so the algorithm can find my people 🦋
if you’re a girl mom, loss mom, teacher, bookworm, reality tv lover, metalhead, tattooed, meme enthusiast, or feminist……hi! let’s be friends 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
if you’re a girl mom, loss mom, teacher, bookworm, reality tv lover, metalhead, tattooed, meme enthusiast, or feminist……hi! let’s be friends 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
Anyways enjoy pics of my new kitten Bruno 😍
January 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Anyways enjoy pics of my new kitten Bruno 😍
I really need to spend more time on here.
January 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I really need to spend more time on here.
The grief is so heavy today. I know people shit on fur parents, but this loss hurts about the same as losing my own child.
December 6, 2024 at 11:19 AM
The grief is so heavy today. I know people shit on fur parents, but this loss hurts about the same as losing my own child.
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Girls night with @anchoredmama.bsky.social and @elderem0.bsky.social
December 1, 2024 at 12:47 AM
Girls night with @anchoredmama.bsky.social and @elderem0.bsky.social
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If I were president of the United States of America my first act would be to make it HIGHLY ILLEGAL to put doorbell noises in commercials, because my dog DOES NOT like it!!
November 23, 2024 at 6:01 PM
If I were president of the United States of America my first act would be to make it HIGHLY ILLEGAL to put doorbell noises in commercials, because my dog DOES NOT like it!!
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Now that I’m a mom I’m trying to have an ACTUAL Black Friday. I’m talking fist fight grandma at 4 AM for a $50 switch. Where are those deals?
November 24, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Now that I’m a mom I’m trying to have an ACTUAL Black Friday. I’m talking fist fight grandma at 4 AM for a $50 switch. Where are those deals?
I want to decorate this weekend, but everything is in the garage and there’s spiders in there. J doesn’t come home for 3 more weeks 🥲
November 23, 2024 at 1:46 PM
I want to decorate this weekend, but everything is in the garage and there’s spiders in there. J doesn’t come home for 3 more weeks 🥲
I spent all week saying “that’s a Saturday problem” and now it’s Saturday and look at all these problems 🤡
November 23, 2024 at 1:44 PM
I spent all week saying “that’s a Saturday problem” and now it’s Saturday and look at all these problems 🤡
I was listening to the kids in their independent small group. One said “I hurt my elbow on the slide…” and one kid without missing a BEAT said “yeah, well Mrs. M told you not to climb the slide so that’s your fault.”
a woman wearing a gold top and earrings is sitting in front of a blue background .
ALT: a woman wearing a gold top and earrings is sitting in front of a blue background .
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November 19, 2024 at 7:00 PM
I was listening to the kids in their independent small group. One said “I hurt my elbow on the slide…” and one kid without missing a BEAT said “yeah, well Mrs. M told you not to climb the slide so that’s your fault.”
I am STRESSED. Penny asked for a princess red doll for Christmas and I reminded her they aren’t anywhere in stores and she goes “well yeah I’m asking Santa. He can make anything….duh.” 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠
November 19, 2024 at 2:01 AM
I am STRESSED. Penny asked for a princess red doll for Christmas and I reminded her they aren’t anywhere in stores and she goes “well yeah I’m asking Santa. He can make anything….duh.” 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠
Dropped into the chiropractor. Let’s hope he can fix my damn back.
November 17, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Dropped into the chiropractor. Let’s hope he can fix my damn back.
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Sometimes, it feels good to purge everything and start all over.
November 16, 2024 at 1:17 PM
Sometimes, it feels good to purge everything and start all over.
introducing myself so the algorithm can find my people 🦋
if you’re a girl mom, loss mom, teacher, bookworm, reality tv lover, metalhead, tattooed, meme enthusiast, or feminist……hi! let’s be friends 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
if you’re a girl mom, loss mom, teacher, bookworm, reality tv lover, metalhead, tattooed, meme enthusiast, or feminist……hi! let’s be friends 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
November 17, 2024 at 1:17 PM
introducing myself so the algorithm can find my people 🦋
if you’re a girl mom, loss mom, teacher, bookworm, reality tv lover, metalhead, tattooed, meme enthusiast, or feminist……hi! let’s be friends 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
if you’re a girl mom, loss mom, teacher, bookworm, reality tv lover, metalhead, tattooed, meme enthusiast, or feminist……hi! let’s be friends 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
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Honey mustard is the most underrated condiment. I will not be taking questions at this time.
November 16, 2024 at 4:41 PM
Honey mustard is the most underrated condiment. I will not be taking questions at this time.
I guess I can actually use my picture on here since the bullies stayed on X. 👏🏻
November 17, 2024 at 1:05 PM
I guess I can actually use my picture on here since the bullies stayed on X. 👏🏻
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The trick to garlic bread is to make at least 5 times too much of it then eat it all hunched over in the corner of the basement like a rat
November 16, 2024 at 3:16 PM
The trick to garlic bread is to make at least 5 times too much of it then eat it all hunched over in the corner of the basement like a rat
Describe yourself using 5 things that are probably in your purse/backpack at any given moment:
1. Sunglasses
2. Excedrin Migraine meds
3. Hand sanitizer
4. My Aldi quarter
5. Snacks on snacks
1. Sunglasses
2. Excedrin Migraine meds
3. Hand sanitizer
4. My Aldi quarter
5. Snacks on snacks
November 17, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Describe yourself using 5 things that are probably in your purse/backpack at any given moment:
1. Sunglasses
2. Excedrin Migraine meds
3. Hand sanitizer
4. My Aldi quarter
5. Snacks on snacks
1. Sunglasses
2. Excedrin Migraine meds
3. Hand sanitizer
4. My Aldi quarter
5. Snacks on snacks
I feel like I take living at the beach for granted. As soon as tourist season ends we spend SO much time at the beach and I’m reminded how lucky we are. 🫶🏻🫶🏻
November 16, 2024 at 11:30 PM
I feel like I take living at the beach for granted. As soon as tourist season ends we spend SO much time at the beach and I’m reminded how lucky we are. 🫶🏻🫶🏻
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I warned you there'd be dad jokes.
November 16, 2024 at 10:18 AM
I warned you there'd be dad jokes.
I love how my child knows EVERYONE at the school I work at. Shes chilling with 7 year olds and 9 year olds like nbd 😂
November 16, 2024 at 8:49 PM
I love how my child knows EVERYONE at the school I work at. Shes chilling with 7 year olds and 9 year olds like nbd 😂
Omg….my child is EMOTIONAL today.
a man laying his head on a table with a painting behind him
ALT: a man laying his head on a table with a painting behind him
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November 16, 2024 at 3:09 PM
Omg….my child is EMOTIONAL today.