ElanTheEmby
@elantheemby.bsky.social
They/he(any except she/her)
Boundaries below:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BWKIDDYdwui1OymfN9qX089jdd7ncTuDlHMWo2kMJOM/edit?tab=t.0
Boundaries below:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BWKIDDYdwui1OymfN9qX089jdd7ncTuDlHMWo2kMJOM/edit?tab=t.0
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ElanTheEmby
@elantheemby.bsky.social
· Apr 22
Will write fanfic for money!! I write anything that doesn't require me to mischaracterize or be a bigot.
1,000 words or less oneshot: $5
1,000 words or more oneshot: $10
Chapter fanfic(each chapter costs the same as 1,000 words or more oneshot): $10 (or more depending on how many chapters)
1/2
1,000 words or less oneshot: $5
1,000 words or more oneshot: $10
Chapter fanfic(each chapter costs the same as 1,000 words or more oneshot): $10 (or more depending on how many chapters)
1/2
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When I was younger I didn’t know trans men existed. I didn’t know it was an option, and I felt alone and hopeless that I would never have a body that I felt comfortable in.
Hiding the existence of gay and trans people doesn’t make kids straight or cis, it just makes gay and trans kids miserable
Hiding the existence of gay and trans people doesn’t make kids straight or cis, it just makes gay and trans kids miserable
Any time someone tells you they're pro censorship to protect kids what they really mean is they don't want those kids to turn out queer.
It doesn't work that way, though.
It doesn't work that way, though.
January 15, 2026 at 8:29 PM
When I was younger I didn’t know trans men existed. I didn’t know it was an option, and I felt alone and hopeless that I would never have a body that I felt comfortable in.
Hiding the existence of gay and trans people doesn’t make kids straight or cis, it just makes gay and trans kids miserable
Hiding the existence of gay and trans people doesn’t make kids straight or cis, it just makes gay and trans kids miserable
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"Rowling will undoubtedly receive substantial royalties from the Fortnite skins… That money will likely be funneled into her hate campaign against trans people.
"… over a third of… funding for the [U.K.] case came directly from Rowling…"
www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/12/fort...
"… over a third of… funding for the [U.K.] case came directly from Rowling…"
www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/12/fort...
Fortnite dragged for collaborating with JK Rowling after canceling Pride celebration - LGBTQ Nation
An upcoming Harry Potter x Fortnite collab got leaked.
www.lgbtqnation.com
December 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
"Rowling will undoubtedly receive substantial royalties from the Fortnite skins… That money will likely be funneled into her hate campaign against trans people.
"… over a third of… funding for the [U.K.] case came directly from Rowling…"
www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/12/fort...
"… over a third of… funding for the [U.K.] case came directly from Rowling…"
www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/12/fort...
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If any journalist wants to talk to a trans man with a PhD in Human Genomics who was trained in labs that studied the evolution of sex, I'm right here
Or just keep platforming Republicans who have a 5th grade understanding of biology so they get more trans people killed, sure 🤷🏻♂️
Or just keep platforming Republicans who have a 5th grade understanding of biology so they get more trans people killed, sure 🤷🏻♂️
December 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
If any journalist wants to talk to a trans man with a PhD in Human Genomics who was trained in labs that studied the evolution of sex, I'm right here
Or just keep platforming Republicans who have a 5th grade understanding of biology so they get more trans people killed, sure 🤷🏻♂️
Or just keep platforming Republicans who have a 5th grade understanding of biology so they get more trans people killed, sure 🤷🏻♂️
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“AI is ok as long as it’s not taking anyone’s job” and whose work is it trained on. Did you forget that it’s a bunch of stolen fucking shit? Are we moving the goalposts already? “it’s sticking around so you have to get used to it, be realistic” no I don’t. Eat my shit and hair
December 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
“AI is ok as long as it’s not taking anyone’s job” and whose work is it trained on. Did you forget that it’s a bunch of stolen fucking shit? Are we moving the goalposts already? “it’s sticking around so you have to get used to it, be realistic” no I don’t. Eat my shit and hair
Missing you everyday. Wishing you were back on the internet. Our friendship is like Elphaba and Glinda. No amount of time separating us will make what we have dead.
@ellrtheegg.bsky.social @igotboredlol.bsky.social
@ellrtheegg.bsky.social @igotboredlol.bsky.social
December 15, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Missing you everyday. Wishing you were back on the internet. Our friendship is like Elphaba and Glinda. No amount of time separating us will make what we have dead.
@ellrtheegg.bsky.social @igotboredlol.bsky.social
@ellrtheegg.bsky.social @igotboredlol.bsky.social
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
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It is baffling that the framing is "cis people benefit from testosterone" and not "there are more trans people than we realized and when we take the stigma away from HRT their lives are improved"
But what do I know, I'm just a trans dude who didn't get the care I needed until I hit perimenopause
But what do I know, I'm just a trans dude who didn't get the care I needed until I hit perimenopause
when trans people take HRT to feel normal: “look at these depraved sex freaks performing their sick fetish in public, we should bully them out of existence”
when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:
when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:
October 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
It is baffling that the framing is "cis people benefit from testosterone" and not "there are more trans people than we realized and when we take the stigma away from HRT their lives are improved"
But what do I know, I'm just a trans dude who didn't get the care I needed until I hit perimenopause
But what do I know, I'm just a trans dude who didn't get the care I needed until I hit perimenopause
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Being trans is so old it was spelled with ſ
So regularly destroyed is trans stuff that it's an obscure fact that 2 words beginning with trans (transfeminate and transection) were in English dictionaries to describe someone who 'changed sex' from the mid 1600s until well into the 20th century.
August 29, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Being trans is so old it was spelled with ſ
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The NHS are forcibly detransitioning trans kids in Brighton and calling it “managed withdrawal.” Their own impact assessment acknowledges trans kids will be at increased risk of harm as a result, don’t want this, and are likely to just use DIY hormones instead
August 12, 2025 at 7:23 AM
The NHS are forcibly detransitioning trans kids in Brighton and calling it “managed withdrawal.” Their own impact assessment acknowledges trans kids will be at increased risk of harm as a result, don’t want this, and are likely to just use DIY hormones instead
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dude turn on the tv it doesn't matter what channel...
they made gooseworx woke...
they made gooseworx woke...
June 3, 2025 at 5:49 AM
dude turn on the tv it doesn't matter what channel...
they made gooseworx woke...
they made gooseworx woke...
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I don’t post about him every time he says or does something pathetic or evil. But Trump is pathetic and evil, and it will never stop.
May 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I don’t post about him every time he says or does something pathetic or evil. But Trump is pathetic and evil, and it will never stop.
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Likewise, you don't HAVE to interpret something in a way that upsets or offends you if you don't want to. Art as a concept is allowed to be interpreted. It's not like the blueprints to a bridge, where if you interpret it differently the bridge collapses and people die. That's why art is cool.
May 7, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Likewise, you don't HAVE to interpret something in a way that upsets or offends you if you don't want to. Art as a concept is allowed to be interpreted. It's not like the blueprints to a bridge, where if you interpret it differently the bridge collapses and people die. That's why art is cool.
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TW: Fake animal abuse
@bettybarbie.bsky.social my dog is brutally murdered and you're LAUGHING
@bettybarbie.bsky.social my dog is brutally murdered and you're LAUGHING
May 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
TW: Fake animal abuse
@bettybarbie.bsky.social my dog is brutally murdered and you're LAUGHING
@bettybarbie.bsky.social my dog is brutally murdered and you're LAUGHING
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Here's a video of Dutch cops silencing a woman shouting "free Palestine." Yaaay freedom!! Yaaay democracy!! Look at the good little piece of shit storm troopers defending their "liberal democracy." I mean, it's "not" North Korea, right? They said North Korea and China are "dictatorships", right?
May 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Here's a video of Dutch cops silencing a woman shouting "free Palestine." Yaaay freedom!! Yaaay democracy!! Look at the good little piece of shit storm troopers defending their "liberal democracy." I mean, it's "not" North Korea, right? They said North Korea and China are "dictatorships", right?
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I’ll tell him! I think LEGOs are one of the best toys. Unlimited hours of fun and creativity paired with improving dexterity, problem solving, math, structural engineering, and planning. He can have all the LEGO time he wants!
May 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I’ll tell him! I think LEGOs are one of the best toys. Unlimited hours of fun and creativity paired with improving dexterity, problem solving, math, structural engineering, and planning. He can have all the LEGO time he wants!
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Your School House Rock moment......
May 6, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Your School House Rock moment......
Guys I think @ellrtheegg.bsky.social died soon after this...
May 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Guys I think @ellrtheegg.bsky.social died soon after this...
If they look privileged white they'll act privileged white. What's with the whitewashed behavior? To extreme too? Why? Asians do better. Don't join racist crowd. Remember after WW2? The "go back to where you came from"? The disrespect? Don't you remember racism bad?? Don't do it!
May 6, 2025 at 3:02 AM
If they look privileged white they'll act privileged white. What's with the whitewashed behavior? To extreme too? Why? Asians do better. Don't join racist crowd. Remember after WW2? The "go back to where you came from"? The disrespect? Don't you remember racism bad?? Don't do it!
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I’m just about sick of correcting terminology, especially “trauma bonding”.
April 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I’m just about sick of correcting terminology, especially “trauma bonding”.
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these people hate DEI because they would be unemployable in any system where they couldn’t rely on favoritism and nepotism
April 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
these people hate DEI because they would be unemployable in any system where they couldn’t rely on favoritism and nepotism
I don't think Ell and Boneless are friends anymore. They haven't chatted online in days... It's Bee Duo all over again I fear... My shaylaaaaa
April 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I don't think Ell and Boneless are friends anymore. They haven't chatted online in days... It's Bee Duo all over again I fear... My shaylaaaaa