Emily Morrison
@ejmorrison.bsky.social
Proud North Minneapolitan. Cool Aunt. Chronically late. Chronically Long COVID-ing. Communication Arts Director, Woodland Hills
Is there a way to unsubscribe from the "you've successfully unsubscribed" emails?
December 16, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Is there a way to unsubscribe from the "you've successfully unsubscribed" emails?
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Across the Twin Cities residents are volunteering to make ICE’s job in Minnesota as difficult as possible. ICE watchers say the ultimate goal is to prevent ICE agents from arresting, jailing and deporting their neighbors.
‘Tinted windows and out-of-state plates’: How ICE watchers look for agents in their neighborhoods
Across the Twin Cities, ICE agents and activists are playing a high stakes cat-and-mouse game. The goal is to make their job as difficult as possible, and protect their immigrant neighbors.
www.mprnews.org
December 5, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Across the Twin Cities residents are volunteering to make ICE’s job in Minnesota as difficult as possible. ICE watchers say the ultimate goal is to prevent ICE agents from arresting, jailing and deporting their neighbors.
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Minnesota, here's a sign to show your support for Somali neighbors. Share it, print it, pass it on.
**updated PDF link**
PDF here >> www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/s89ru...
**updated PDF link**
PDF here >> www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/s89ru...
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Minnesota, here's a sign to show your support for Somali neighbors. Share it, print it, pass it on.
**updated PDF link**
PDF here >> www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/s89ru...
**updated PDF link**
PDF here >> www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/s89ru...
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Minnesota exceptionalism is the pride and excitement we feel when we learn the hot new killer fungi is from Minnesota.
December 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Minnesota exceptionalism is the pride and excitement we feel when we learn the hot new killer fungi is from Minnesota.
Happy Doctor Who Day! River Song says "have a banana."
November 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Happy Doctor Who Day! River Song says "have a banana."
Oh to be a headline writer covering #sandwichguy
November 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Oh to be a headline writer covering #sandwichguy
The Louvre Heist was the palate cleanser I did not know I needed
October 24, 2025 at 1:59 PM
The Louvre Heist was the palate cleanser I did not know I needed
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81,885!!!!
What a crowd for a women’s World Cup final
2nd biggest crowd in any world cup rugby final...men and women!
That’s a massive middle finger to all those against women’s sport.
#RWC2025
#RedRoses
#RWC2025Final
What a crowd for a women’s World Cup final
2nd biggest crowd in any world cup rugby final...men and women!
That’s a massive middle finger to all those against women’s sport.
#RWC2025
#RedRoses
#RWC2025Final
September 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
81,885!!!!
What a crowd for a women’s World Cup final
2nd biggest crowd in any world cup rugby final...men and women!
That’s a massive middle finger to all those against women’s sport.
#RWC2025
#RedRoses
#RWC2025Final
What a crowd for a women’s World Cup final
2nd biggest crowd in any world cup rugby final...men and women!
That’s a massive middle finger to all those against women’s sport.
#RWC2025
#RedRoses
#RWC2025Final
I spotted a potential error on my property tax refund, and one voice in my head went "All those computers and brainy accountants couldn't possibly be wrong." The other voice went, "Newton's Principia had an error." So, we'll see...
September 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I spotted a potential error on my property tax refund, and one voice in my head went "All those computers and brainy accountants couldn't possibly be wrong." The other voice went, "Newton's Principia had an error." So, we'll see...
My Brother in Spades, why are you bidding one when you have both the ace of diamonds and king of spades?
September 20, 2025 at 12:13 AM
My Brother in Spades, why are you bidding one when you have both the ace of diamonds and king of spades?
I cannot express what a weight off my mind it is to know that my home insurance includes coverage for volcanic eruptions.
September 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I cannot express what a weight off my mind it is to know that my home insurance includes coverage for volcanic eruptions.
Reaching the end of a very lengthy MRI prep questionnaire and suddenly fearful that maybe I DO have some unknown metal part floating around in my body.
September 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Reaching the end of a very lengthy MRI prep questionnaire and suddenly fearful that maybe I DO have some unknown metal part floating around in my body.
Has anyone calculated the odds of a tornado happening at 1pm on the first Wednesday of a month?
September 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Has anyone calculated the odds of a tornado happening at 1pm on the first Wednesday of a month?
What if, for some reason, the Bill of Rights included the right to keep rat poison in our homes? Then, over the years we decided this meant that we were all entitled to have stockpiles of poison and, eventually, weapons grade poison gas on hand at all times.
August 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
What if, for some reason, the Bill of Rights included the right to keep rat poison in our homes? Then, over the years we decided this meant that we were all entitled to have stockpiles of poison and, eventually, weapons grade poison gas on hand at all times.
The Netherlands has more bikes than people.
New Zealand has more sheep than people.
We have more guns than people.
New Zealand has more sheep than people.
We have more guns than people.
August 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The Netherlands has more bikes than people.
New Zealand has more sheep than people.
We have more guns than people.
New Zealand has more sheep than people.
We have more guns than people.
New historical evidence shows that Alexander Hamilton's last words to Aaron Burr were: "Ya done messed up A A Ron."
August 28, 2025 at 12:26 PM
New historical evidence shows that Alexander Hamilton's last words to Aaron Burr were: "Ya done messed up A A Ron."
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Here are four photos I took this weekend without leaving the boundaries of Minneapolis:
August 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Here are four photos I took this weekend without leaving the boundaries of Minneapolis:
Just labeled a file "FINAL." Waiting for disaster to strike
August 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Just labeled a file "FINAL." Waiting for disaster to strike
I am thrilled this very hungry caterpillar has made a home on my milkweed plants, but super puzzled why it hasn't eaten any of the apple, pears, plums, strawberries, oranges, cake, pickles, cheese, salami, lollipops, pie, sausage, cupcakes, or watermelon I've put out for it. What gives Eric Carle?
July 22, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I am thrilled this very hungry caterpillar has made a home on my milkweed plants, but super puzzled why it hasn't eaten any of the apple, pears, plums, strawberries, oranges, cake, pickles, cheese, salami, lollipops, pie, sausage, cupcakes, or watermelon I've put out for it. What gives Eric Carle?
So impressed by my Minneapolis neighbor who *still* had fireworks to set off last night. I would like to attain the level of self-discipline it must take to not use them all up on the 4th, but eke them out over the entire summer.
July 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
So impressed by my Minneapolis neighbor who *still* had fireworks to set off last night. I would like to attain the level of self-discipline it must take to not use them all up on the 4th, but eke them out over the entire summer.
Mindfulness app narrator: "this breathing exercise helps you be at ease right here right n... *neighbor begins setting off artillery shell fireworks*
July 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Mindfulness app narrator: "this breathing exercise helps you be at ease right here right n... *neighbor begins setting off artillery shell fireworks*
Hoping to join this study and I really appreciate the effort they took to come up with a useable acronym #longcovid
July 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Hoping to join this study and I really appreciate the effort they took to come up with a useable acronym #longcovid