Easiest way to declare a state of emergency is to create the emergency.

Bitches be like, OH GOD DON'T CUT MEDICAID PLEASE GOD DON'T I'M SO VERY DISABLED
It's me. I'm bitches. #screwed #fuuuuuuuck

This and nothing else.

I'm taking this opportunity to confess that i always thought it was pronounced "doggie". #doge #mybad #makingthemostofit

Imma just steal this (tweet?) here

This attitude is known as "classic racism". You know. Original flavor. 🧐

Gender-based violence organizations have begun to self-edit their public-facing media out of fear they will lose federal grants essential to the provision of life-saving services.

I see pics of elon walking around important buildings he's got no business in and i have the overpowering urge to see him dive tackled like a wide receiver who's looking the wrong way #musk #thenerdreich

I keep listening to this and dying of laughter.

So majestic.

WaaooOOOAAAAAH

Remember to pace yourself. You don’t have to punch all the Nazis in one go.

A lot of people who are abused by an intimate partner normalized abuse from childhood. If you were hit, grabbed, slapped, pushed, or screamed at your entire life, it’s not as big of a red flag as it should be when your partner does it.

When you normalize chaos, healthy relationships feel foreign.

I almost never share memes, but when I do, they're Good Omens.

"Who polices the police?"
Poster spotted in the Lower East Side, NYC

"Fuck Elon"
Spotted on a cybertruck in NYC

"If cats could talk, to cops, they wouldn't"
Seen in Sydney