Egg Gril
@egggril.bsky.social
Shooting my load straight into the cloud
Pinned
Egg Gril
@egggril.bsky.social
· Dec 2
I get my buzz by eating half rotten fruit off the ground - Just as Nature intended.
Believe not the lies of this treacherous wretch: My Manager
November 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Believe not the lies of this treacherous wretch: My Manager
"Fear is temporary but glory is forever"
And so I go to die ungloriously.
And so I go to die ungloriously.
August 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
"Fear is temporary but glory is forever"
And so I go to die ungloriously.
And so I go to die ungloriously.
Soil has too many stones
Sapling withers in my hand
Spring has passed me by
Sapling withers in my hand
Spring has passed me by
July 31, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Soil has too many stones
Sapling withers in my hand
Spring has passed me by
Sapling withers in my hand
Spring has passed me by
When she got that Michelin Star pussy
July 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
When she got that Michelin Star pussy
Tried root beer for the first time and now I believe in evil
June 27, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Tried root beer for the first time and now I believe in evil
I spyt the zyn in her pyssy
June 15, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I spyt the zyn in her pyssy
Shitting so hard it fixed my scoliosis, then brought it back
May 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Shitting so hard it fixed my scoliosis, then brought it back
Haliax holding Ferula's (Cinder) cock: You are a tool in my hand. Say it.
May 28, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Haliax holding Ferula's (Cinder) cock: You are a tool in my hand. Say it.
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did they cut funding for texting back haha
April 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
did they cut funding for texting back haha
Dear sir,
I rescind my previous apology and kindly invite you to fuck off.
Regards,
Eg
I rescind my previous apology and kindly invite you to fuck off.
Regards,
Eg
March 17, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Dear sir,
I rescind my previous apology and kindly invite you to fuck off.
Regards,
Eg
I rescind my previous apology and kindly invite you to fuck off.
Regards,
Eg
Don't ask me how my date was not expecting me to tell you the colour of his asshole (ff9ddd)
March 2, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Don't ask me how my date was not expecting me to tell you the colour of his asshole (ff9ddd)
Can I offer you a platitude? No? My apologies.
February 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Can I offer you a platitude? No? My apologies.
Me: I would like to wish you a happy birthday
Genie, now wearing party hat: omg you remembered
Genie, now wearing party hat: omg you remembered
February 2, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Me: I would like to wish you a happy birthday
Genie, now wearing party hat: omg you remembered
Genie, now wearing party hat: omg you remembered
Squaring up on my fridge like I'm her pimp and she owes me money
February 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Squaring up on my fridge like I'm her pimp and she owes me money
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Snorted a bit too hard in the open space with that one.
January 22, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Snorted a bit too hard in the open space with that one.
Ever think about how fucked up x-ray machines are? No man who ever beheld bones was happy.
January 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Ever think about how fucked up x-ray machines are? No man who ever beheld bones was happy.
You have such a beautiful name. What's it short for? Kimothy?
January 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
You have such a beautiful name. What's it short for? Kimothy?
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Bedazzle the clit so it’s easier to find.
January 19, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Bedazzle the clit so it’s easier to find.
Grey's Anatomy but it's ratatouille
January 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Grey's Anatomy but it's ratatouille
Country music used to be relatable. It was about how poor and alone and alcoholic you are. Now it's about how rich and popular and alcoholic you are.
January 2, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Country music used to be relatable. It was about how poor and alone and alcoholic you are. Now it's about how rich and popular and alcoholic you are.
Shazam is so inefficient, if I wanna know where a song is from I just recreate it from memory and upload it to Youtube
December 23, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Shazam is so inefficient, if I wanna know where a song is from I just recreate it from memory and upload it to Youtube
Bedroom furnished with many regal carpets and pillows got me dirty talking in arabic, اتصل بيشَرْمُوطَة
December 23, 2024 at 7:35 PM
Bedroom furnished with many regal carpets and pillows got me dirty talking in arabic, اتصل بيشَرْمُوطَة
Putting glue in my blood so I can no longer bleed, thereby making me immortal
December 14, 2024 at 8:48 PM
Putting glue in my blood so I can no longer bleed, thereby making me immortal
Every man twerks when they do missionary.
December 3, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Every man twerks when they do missionary.