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Soph
@eepyhead.bsky.social
Hanging on by the skin of my balls
When I stand up too fast and get dizzy it feels like the game is lagging
September 22, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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do you think his face will keep shrinking until the rigor mortis sets in
September 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Why did they stop putting sun roofs on cars 😞
April 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Do you think if I got a real good bonk in the head I'd be normal ?
February 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Men should be ashamed if they prefer a bald pussy. That should be 3 months into a relationship minimum type of divulsion. A profoundly embarrassing thing to share only within the intimacy of a close relationship
February 7, 2025 at 11:47 PM
We need a term like nonce or peado to call sexual assaulters. There's no quick and easy way to yell at them rn
January 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Boyfriend got some horrible stinky second hand meat and made us stinky oily sandwiches to eat in bed and now the sheets smell like stinky oily meat
January 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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me: you dim sum, you lose some

waiter (in chinese to other waiter): poison this man
December 18, 2024 at 5:23 AM
Adding oat milk to my porridge like Oops! All Oats!
November 29, 2024 at 9:24 AM
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ben shapiro sounds like something a wizard says when he wants somewhere to sit down at the park
November 29, 2024 at 7:13 AM
Potentially the worst part of the Wicked press tour? Cynthia Erivo is gonna influence everyone to start wearing those dumb, BuzzFeed-coded, wide-brim hats again
November 25, 2024 at 3:26 PM
The worst thing about Dune is that the hero of this great epic is called "Paul"
March 1, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Catching the second last train: 😇😘😉☺️😇
January 13, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Catching the last train: 🤮😫🥺😭😭🤮😵‍💫
January 13, 2024 at 11:52 PM
When are they gonna stop using so much cgi? All my homies hate cgi
December 13, 2023 at 11:43 PM
Living life to the fullest!! (haven't texted anyone back in 2 weeks and I've watched the hunger games 3 times in the last two days)
December 12, 2023 at 1:56 AM
Every time I like an American creator they turn out to be Canadian it all makes so much sense
December 7, 2023 at 10:13 PM
Nothing like the sound of your pet vomiting on your bed to wake you up with an adrenaline rush
December 4, 2023 at 6:17 AM
Never seen an eyebrow hoop look good
December 1, 2023 at 1:20 AM
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perfect news alert NYT, really captures the relevant facts, 10/10 no notes
November 18, 2023 at 2:19 PM
November 18, 2023 at 6:15 PM
Tony Blair announced as new labour leader
November 14, 2023 at 12:29 AM
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Society wants men to pee standing up because they don't want us to have even a moment's rest. And you fall for it...
November 13, 2023 at 2:59 AM