50 Ways to Lose Your License
h/t @dgcomedy.bsky.social
My god Shariah Law is alread—oh, oh wait I’m being told the SOL was actually designed that way after an Egyptian Muslim woman. Ok then.
Read more from Rev. Shari Prestemon: ow.ly/QYsl50XmyvC
if i need the internet for it, it's a website
if it loads on my computer, that's a program
I can confirm we're very powerful, very polite people.
Strong men with tears come up to me and say: “Sir, You and Habeas Corpus are doing amazing things".
We Recycle. We Apologize. We Dominate! 👊🏼
🍁from Canada Hates Trump 🍁
BONDI: I'm not going to discuss any internal conversations with you
D: They're going to transfer TX Guard troops to the state of Illinois. What's the rationale?
B: I wish you loved Chicago as much as you hate President Trump
BONDI: Actually there were a lot of people there that night
BLUMENTHAL: Did you discuss James Comey?
BONDI: I love that picture