Noah
@eatingspiders.bsky.social
I am invisible to the naked eye
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It is exactly one month since the accident and my chest still occasionally hurts and i am still without a car. This accident would have ruined the life of someone with less support
December 24, 2024 at 8:30 AM
It is exactly one month since the accident and my chest still occasionally hurts and i am still without a car. This accident would have ruined the life of someone with less support
Got in a car accident a few days ago (not my fault) and the reality of how bad every tangential event following that has been is driving me insane. Insurance companies are evil.
November 28, 2024 at 6:59 AM
Got in a car accident a few days ago (not my fault) and the reality of how bad every tangential event following that has been is driving me insane. Insurance companies are evil.
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Men will fight for six and a half minutes in an alleyway rather than try on their drifter friend’s sunglasses.
April 18, 2024 at 11:16 PM
Men will fight for six and a half minutes in an alleyway rather than try on their drifter friend’s sunglasses.
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every vampire who ever lived was right here in this picture... the astronauts tell us "earth is beautiful" but they only say that stuff when they're at least 100 miles away from every possible vampire
February 9, 2024 at 10:25 PM
every vampire who ever lived was right here in this picture... the astronauts tell us "earth is beautiful" but they only say that stuff when they're at least 100 miles away from every possible vampire
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If i read all the words in a post, i am forced to like that post
January 4, 2024 at 7:52 PM
If i read all the words in a post, i am forced to like that post
Everytime i see boygenius, the comments are singling out the little one
December 29, 2023 at 9:12 PM
Everytime i see boygenius, the comments are singling out the little one
Lorem? I hardly ipsum
December 27, 2023 at 11:59 PM
Lorem? I hardly ipsum
She Azarath on my metrion til I Zinthos
December 1, 2023 at 2:39 AM
She Azarath on my metrion til I Zinthos
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The algorithm targeting my parents: the gays (Biden) want to force you to go nude in public and hit your loved ones with hammers!!!!
The algorithm targeting me: I love eating mulch!! Mulch gang 4 life! ✨🫶🐶🫶✨
The algorithm targeting me: I love eating mulch!! Mulch gang 4 life! ✨🫶🐶🫶✨
November 29, 2023 at 7:42 PM
The algorithm targeting my parents: the gays (Biden) want to force you to go nude in public and hit your loved ones with hammers!!!!
The algorithm targeting me: I love eating mulch!! Mulch gang 4 life! ✨🫶🐶🫶✨
The algorithm targeting me: I love eating mulch!! Mulch gang 4 life! ✨🫶🐶🫶✨
Lumpy Space Princess is the most despicable character in all of fiction
November 6, 2023 at 3:02 AM
Lumpy Space Princess is the most despicable character in all of fiction
What’s a guy gotta do to be the recipient of a large sum in the will of a distant relative around here
October 31, 2023 at 9:48 PM
What’s a guy gotta do to be the recipient of a large sum in the will of a distant relative around here
Everything in the whole world sucks
October 28, 2023 at 8:19 PM
Everything in the whole world sucks
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Fnaf at Freddy movie was not bad
October 27, 2023 at 3:29 AM
Fnaf at Freddy movie was not bad
Behind every great man is another man with a gun, who says he won’t have to “hoit nobody” so long as the first guy follows his instruction
October 23, 2023 at 8:37 AM
Behind every great man is another man with a gun, who says he won’t have to “hoit nobody” so long as the first guy follows his instruction
The cat screams at me until I pick him up and hold him like he is the most precious and important infant in the world
October 18, 2023 at 10:51 PM
The cat screams at me until I pick him up and hold him like he is the most precious and important infant in the world
I prostrate myself before the sky and bid the clouds to part so that i don’t have to get my jeans wet when i go look at a used car
October 14, 2023 at 4:53 AM
I prostrate myself before the sky and bid the clouds to part so that i don’t have to get my jeans wet when i go look at a used car
Aspirin has become a not-insignificant portion of my diet
October 13, 2023 at 5:38 AM
Aspirin has become a not-insignificant portion of my diet