Violin J
eatcobb.bsky.social
Violin J
@eatcobb.bsky.social
Got a little something going
If I'm patient I can grow it
March 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Today: I smoke the mf leg of lamb 🐑
Today: I roast the chicken
March 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
One of my favorite things my wife does is set her beverages next to, but not on, the coaster.
January 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Uecker and Lynch on the same day? Ouch.
January 16, 2025 at 7:15 PM
banning sports betting because its a player safety issue is one of my most nanny state lib opinions but i'm standing by it
January 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
we should give every immigrant citizenship except for the people who run the new mexican restaurant in my parents sleepy little town. they should be given citizenship AND remedial cooking courses
January 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Tony Romo has been very sassy this year
January 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Today: I roast the chicken
January 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
My opinion on Bob Dylan is similar to my opinion on the Beatles, both are synthetic media creations with some significant talent underneath, and their perceived wide-ranging cultural impacts are located almost entirely within media and white city dwelling lib circles.
January 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Reposted by Violin J
Put an army on top of another army and call it a martial stack
January 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
ive become radicalized against extremism
January 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
when you turn 40 you should make sure to remove any possible photo of you where you are giving the finger to the camera. if you are giving the finger to some such as a cop that is fine tho
January 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM
whats good for the ding-dang is good for the zing-zang
January 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I'm here posting on Bluesky because I demand a higher class of porno-bot.
January 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The new Wallace & Grommit movie is good. Aardman fall a little short of their best work here, but it's got a silly energy and is extremely well paced and snappily edited.
January 5, 2025 at 4:25 AM
The first giveaway was that he had no idea how to pronounce "adrian dittman"
January 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Going about my day thinking about how Giuseppe Algorithmi invented the algorithm
January 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
It looks like a normal house! Everything put away, everything mostly clean. Then you open any cupboard or drawer and you learn The Secret
If I showed you the contents of my parents kitchen you'd have to go out in the yard to calm down
January 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
uhhh, let me clear. Michael, uhh, Penis junior
Everybody gotta get their Penix puns out tonight. We can’t do this for the next decade or so. Post your double entendre now and be done with it.
December 30, 2024 at 3:37 AM
I couldn't possibly agree more
Ma Po Tofu is one of the perfect meals
December 29, 2024 at 11:21 PM
lol this lady's shit says "Powered by Bitchdust"
December 29, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Is helldude on here
December 28, 2024 at 9:37 PM
It's v lib over here
December 28, 2024 at 8:52 PM