Violin J
@eatcobb.bsky.social
cat's gotta go back to work
March 10, 2025 at 9:24 AM
cat's gotta go back to work
If you ever encounter a seltzer brand that's just too unbearably carbonated could you please warn us so we can "avoid" it?
March 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
If you ever encounter a seltzer brand that's just too unbearably carbonated could you please warn us so we can "avoid" it?
Tim is dizzy off his own root beer
February 3, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Tim is dizzy off his own root beer
Thank you I was trying to remember her name and searching "Thomas Candlebox Williams bad article" didn't provide any good answers
January 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Thank you I was trying to remember her name and searching "Thomas Candlebox Williams bad article" didn't provide any good answers
Thomas Chamberpot Williams rocked out one of these somewhat recently
January 29, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Thomas Chamberpot Williams rocked out one of these somewhat recently
Why don't we contrast your spurious claims with the data I've graphed about your wiener here in this detailed report, eh big guy?
January 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Why don't we contrast your spurious claims with the data I've graphed about your wiener here in this detailed report, eh big guy?
he's also arrogant, boastful, conceited, and delusional! he's the ur-american!
January 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
he's also arrogant, boastful, conceited, and delusional! he's the ur-american!
When I saw them in Germany they said "thank you very many" after every song
January 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
When I saw them in Germany they said "thank you very many" after every song
Heard this live on air. Incredible moment.
January 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Heard this live on air. Incredible moment.
Left the gig at 1025 tonight extremely thrilled my car started right up.
January 16, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Left the gig at 1025 tonight extremely thrilled my car started right up.
Mine visage whenst the firste four bars of "Doth, Forsooth" fillst the aire 😎👍
January 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Mine visage whenst the firste four bars of "Doth, Forsooth" fillst the aire 😎👍
[incredulously] fascist footy falconer phony phallus photos?
January 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
[incredulously] fascist footy falconer phony phallus photos?
Once got blocked by a local Chicago journalist because I corrected him for using the phrase "you can't put the toothpaste back in the jar"
January 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Once got blocked by a local Chicago journalist because I corrected him for using the phrase "you can't put the toothpaste back in the jar"
When I feel the steak bites enter my brain
January 13, 2025 at 2:26 PM
When I feel the steak bites enter my brain
I grudgingly respect quarterback Tom Brady but he is a hooting buffoon
January 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I grudgingly respect quarterback Tom Brady but he is a hooting buffoon