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Leavitt said today
“I would reject the president's position on Canada has shifted,' reiterating that President Donald Trump maintains the U.S. has been subsidizing Canada’s national defence, and that Canadians would 'benefit greatly' from becoming the 51st state”🖕
#Fthe51stp
Leavitt said today
“I would reject the president's position on Canada has shifted,' reiterating that President Donald Trump maintains the U.S. has been subsidizing Canada’s national defence, and that Canadians would 'benefit greatly' from becoming the 51st state”🖕
#Fthe51stp
F the 51st (Rap Version - PG) // Pro-Canadian Anti-Trump
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April 15, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Leavitt said today
“I would reject the president's position on Canada has shifted,' reiterating that President Donald Trump maintains the U.S. has been subsidizing Canada’s national defence, and that Canadians would 'benefit greatly' from becoming the 51st state”🖕
#Fthe51stp
Leavitt said today
“I would reject the president's position on Canada has shifted,' reiterating that President Donald Trump maintains the U.S. has been subsidizing Canada’s national defence, and that Canadians would 'benefit greatly' from becoming the 51st state”🖕
#Fthe51stp
The East Berlin News Service endorses this meme.
April 16, 2025 at 12:56 PM
The East Berlin News Service endorses this meme.
Florida Man Matt Gaetz endorses Canada’s loudest calculator, Pierre Poilievre.
Analysts call it a powerful alliance between two men who fear books, adore microphones, and share one brain cell (on loan).
#AxisOfAxeBodySpray #FreedomFlop
Analysts call it a powerful alliance between two men who fear books, adore microphones, and share one brain cell (on loan).
#AxisOfAxeBodySpray #FreedomFlop
a man in a suit speaking into a microphone
ALT: a man in a suit speaking into a microphone
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April 13, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Florida Man Matt Gaetz endorses Canada’s loudest calculator, Pierre Poilievre.
Analysts call it a powerful alliance between two men who fear books, adore microphones, and share one brain cell (on loan).
#AxisOfAxeBodySpray #FreedomFlop
Analysts call it a powerful alliance between two men who fear books, adore microphones, and share one brain cell (on loan).
#AxisOfAxeBodySpray #FreedomFlop
Dishonorable Trumpian puppet Pierre Poilievre, terrified of spontaneous truth, cowers behind carefully choreographed farces, banning reporters like a frightened mole fleeing the daylight. Even his bots speak more freely than he dares. Truly, a paper tiger with WiFi.
a man is pointing at a sign that says this post was fact checked by real canadian patriots
ALT: a man is pointing at a sign that says this post was fact checked by real canadian patriots
media.tenor.com
April 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Dishonorable Trumpian puppet Pierre Poilievre, terrified of spontaneous truth, cowers behind carefully choreographed farces, banning reporters like a frightened mole fleeing the daylight. Even his bots speak more freely than he dares. Truly, a paper tiger with WiFi.
Comrade Pierre Poilievre, tireless defender of the Canadian worker, enlists legendary tax enforcer Irwin R. Shyster (WWF Hero of Audit Justice) to SMASH decadent offshore tax cheats!💼💥💸
Foreign fat cats: your loopholes are CLOSED.
Foreign fat cats: your loopholes are CLOSED.
a wrestler named irwin r. schyster is standing in the ring
ALT: a wrestler named irwin r. schyster is standing in the ring
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April 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Comrade Pierre Poilievre, tireless defender of the Canadian worker, enlists legendary tax enforcer Irwin R. Shyster (WWF Hero of Audit Justice) to SMASH decadent offshore tax cheats!💼💥💸
Foreign fat cats: your loopholes are CLOSED.
Foreign fat cats: your loopholes are CLOSED.
BREAKING: Senile capitalist overlord Trump slithers into decaying imperialist clinic “Walter Reed” for fake health check. Doctors, held hostage by his cholesterol and ego, declare him fit. X-rays reveal 87% Diet Coke, 12% hair dye, 1% racism.
April 8, 2025 at 1:08 PM
BREAKING: Senile capitalist overlord Trump slithers into decaying imperialist clinic “Walter Reed” for fake health check. Doctors, held hostage by his cholesterol and ego, declare him fit. X-rays reveal 87% Diet Coke, 12% hair dye, 1% racism.
Carney exposed with OVERDUE Oxford library book! 📖 873 days late!
Western fiscal discipline collapses under £4.20 in unpaid fines!
Western fiscal discipline collapses under £4.20 in unpaid fines!
April 6, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Carney exposed with OVERDUE Oxford library book! 📖 873 days late!
Western fiscal discipline collapses under £4.20 in unpaid fines!
Western fiscal discipline collapses under £4.20 in unpaid fines!
BREAKING: Supreme Orator Pierre Poilievre demonstrates unparalleled intellectual dominance by consuming an apple while deflecting questions with the grace of a hungry raccoon. Citizens rejoice at the fruit-fueled demolition of journalistic inquiry.
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media.tenor.com
April 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
BREAKING: Supreme Orator Pierre Poilievre demonstrates unparalleled intellectual dominance by consuming an apple while deflecting questions with the grace of a hungry raccoon. Citizens rejoice at the fruit-fueled demolition of journalistic inquiry.
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Absolutely.
But if you're MAGA stay home.
But if you're MAGA stay home.
April 4, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Absolutely.
But if you're MAGA stay home.
But if you're MAGA stay home.
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
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April 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
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The Medical Council of Canada (MCC) told Global News the number of U.S. medical graduates opening accounts on physiciansapply.ca — a key step toward obtaining a medical licence in Canada — has risen 583% between October 2024 and March 2025 compared to last year. /1
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globalnews.ca/news/1110905...
‘100 calls per month’: Why U.S. doctors are looking to move to Canada - National | Globalnews.ca
As political tensions and health-care layoffs roil the United States, a surge of American doctors may be looking to make a move north — and provinces are taking notice.
globalnews.ca
April 2, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The Medical Council of Canada (MCC) told Global News the number of U.S. medical graduates opening accounts on physiciansapply.ca — a key step toward obtaining a medical licence in Canada — has risen 583% between October 2024 and March 2025 compared to last year. /1
globalnews.ca/news/1110905...
globalnews.ca/news/1110905...
The East Berlin News Service has determined that this is the F.O. phase of FAFO.
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globalnews.ca/news/1110617...
U.S. companies say Canadian retailers are turning away products - National | Globalnews.ca
Amid the "Buy Canadian" movement, some U.S. companies say retailers in Canada have been turning away their products or halting planned deals.
globalnews.ca
April 3, 2025 at 12:52 PM
The East Berlin News Service has determined that this is the F.O. phase of FAFO.
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globalnews.ca/news/1110617...
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The East Berlin News Service wishes to report that it was completely wrong about the Alberta Independence Movement.
We thought they could not get any less intelligent or more gullible.
We were wrong.
We thought they could not get any less intelligent or more gullible.
We were wrong.
April 1, 2025 at 9:53 AM
The East Berlin News Service wishes to report that it was completely wrong about the Alberta Independence Movement.
We thought they could not get any less intelligent or more gullible.
We were wrong.
We thought they could not get any less intelligent or more gullible.
We were wrong.
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Hello Alberta.
The Resistance Tour is coming to Edmonton.
Sunday, April 13
St Basil's Cultural Centre at 2 PM.
I hope to see folks there!
The Resistance Tour is coming to Edmonton.
Sunday, April 13
St Basil's Cultural Centre at 2 PM.
I hope to see folks there!
March 31, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Hello Alberta.
The Resistance Tour is coming to Edmonton.
Sunday, April 13
St Basil's Cultural Centre at 2 PM.
I hope to see folks there!
The Resistance Tour is coming to Edmonton.
Sunday, April 13
St Basil's Cultural Centre at 2 PM.
I hope to see folks there!
The East Berlin News Service gives this movie two thumbs down.
Both lead actors are insufferable pricks who deliver dreadful performances.
It should have been titled, "How to Blow A Lead in Thirty Days." #NeverPoilievre #ElbowsUpCanada
Both lead actors are insufferable pricks who deliver dreadful performances.
It should have been titled, "How to Blow A Lead in Thirty Days." #NeverPoilievre #ElbowsUpCanada
March 31, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The East Berlin News Service gives this movie two thumbs down.
Both lead actors are insufferable pricks who deliver dreadful performances.
It should have been titled, "How to Blow A Lead in Thirty Days." #NeverPoilievre #ElbowsUpCanada
Both lead actors are insufferable pricks who deliver dreadful performances.
It should have been titled, "How to Blow A Lead in Thirty Days." #NeverPoilievre #ElbowsUpCanada
Bible study teaches how traitorous assholes self identify.
Posts like this seem to trigger MAGA Christo Facists.
"The second beast required all people small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hand or on their forehead"
Posts like this seem to trigger MAGA Christo Facists.
"The second beast required all people small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hand or on their forehead"
March 29, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Bible study teaches how traitorous assholes self identify.
Posts like this seem to trigger MAGA Christo Facists.
"The second beast required all people small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hand or on their forehead"
Posts like this seem to trigger MAGA Christo Facists.
"The second beast required all people small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hand or on their forehead"
East Berlin News Service salutes the valiant forces of reality for prying the wheels off Pierre Poilievre’s sputtering jalopy of deceit. 🚗💥 Even his own Conservative comrades now scramble for the ejector seat.✊🇨🇦 #ElbowsUpCanada
globalnews.ca/news/1110350...
globalnews.ca/news/1110350...
‘The wheels are off’: Senior Conservatives think the Poilievre campaign needs a reset - National | Globalnews.ca
Conservative sources tell Global News that Poilievre’s team is isolated and refusing to bring in outside voices as poll numbers continue to slump.
globalnews.ca
March 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
East Berlin News Service salutes the valiant forces of reality for prying the wheels off Pierre Poilievre’s sputtering jalopy of deceit. 🚗💥 Even his own Conservative comrades now scramble for the ejector seat.✊🇨🇦 #ElbowsUpCanada
globalnews.ca/news/1110350...
globalnews.ca/news/1110350...
So if this imbecile is going to Wisconsin, would that not the the logical location for an epic Tesla Takedown?
apnews.com/article/wisc...
apnews.com/article/wisc...
Musk promises to go to Wisconsin to personally deliver $2 million to voters in Supreme Court race
Billionaire Elon Musk says he plans to hold a rally in Wisconsin to “personally hand over” $2 million to a pair of voters who have already cast their ballots in the state’s hotly contested Supreme Cou...
apnews.com
March 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
So if this imbecile is going to Wisconsin, would that not the the logical location for an epic Tesla Takedown?
apnews.com/article/wisc...
apnews.com/article/wisc...
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The Resistance tour will be in Sudbury on April 2.
St. Andrews Place 7PM.
I will be speaking at Nipissing University on April 3.
St. Andrews Place 7PM.
I will be speaking at Nipissing University on April 3.
March 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The Resistance tour will be in Sudbury on April 2.
St. Andrews Place 7PM.
I will be speaking at Nipissing University on April 3.
St. Andrews Place 7PM.
I will be speaking at Nipissing University on April 3.
In a bold act of ‘patriotism,’ Danielle Smith flees Alberta on the taxpayer dime to grovel before Florida’s intellect giant, Ben Shapiro—a man famous for losing debates to teenagers. Truly, no finer display of ‘nobility’ than bootlicking abroad while Alberta pays the tab
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Alberta Premier Smith entering 'lion's den' for U.S. fundraiser
Alberta Premier Danielle Smith is defending her plan to fly to Florida to appear at an event alongside a far-right U.S. influencer who calls Canada “a silly country,” saying it is her duty to do every...
edmonton.citynews.ca
March 26, 2025 at 10:12 AM
In a bold act of ‘patriotism,’ Danielle Smith flees Alberta on the taxpayer dime to grovel before Florida’s intellect giant, Ben Shapiro—a man famous for losing debates to teenagers. Truly, no finer display of ‘nobility’ than bootlicking abroad while Alberta pays the tab
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shorturl.at/a9sHH