Darth Tugmutton
@sheeparecheaper.bsky.social
Seeking to laugh in hopes of not losing it.
🦋 Resist 🦋 Keep fighting 🦋
🦋 Protect our Constitution 🦋
☮️ STAY WOKE FOREVER 💟
🖤🤎💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤
"Real living starts on the far side of despair."
~ Jean-Paul Sartre
🦋 Resist 🦋 Keep fighting 🦋
🦋 Protect our Constitution 🦋
☮️ STAY WOKE FOREVER 💟
🖤🤎💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤
"Real living starts on the far side of despair."
~ Jean-Paul Sartre
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I have a $100 bet that Senile Satan already has a costume made for when he’s pretending to be the president of Venezuela.
January 3, 2026 at 6:53 PM
I have a $100 bet that Senile Satan already has a costume made for when he’s pretending to be the president of Venezuela.
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all these fucking psychotic freaks.
January 3, 2026 at 4:57 PM
all these fucking psychotic freaks.
A brand-spanking-new, completely unfounded HOT WAR initiated against a sovereign nation, invented from nothing by Greedy Oil Predators, fabricated from whole cloth like a fake military uniform by a batshit sociopath without congressional consent or even input, and zero basis in justice or defense...
January 3, 2026 at 10:20 AM
A brand-spanking-new, completely unfounded HOT WAR initiated against a sovereign nation, invented from nothing by Greedy Oil Predators, fabricated from whole cloth like a fake military uniform by a batshit sociopath without congressional consent or even input, and zero basis in justice or defense...
"Oo! Oo! That one ~ with the White Power toity paper sash."
~ Brigadier Bonespurs
~ Brigadier Bonespurs
January 3, 2026 at 3:30 AM
"Oo! Oo! That one ~ with the White Power toity paper sash."
~ Brigadier Bonespurs
~ Brigadier Bonespurs
Hair Pedoführer ⚡⚡
Philanderer-n-Thief
Philanderer-n-Thief
January 2, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Hair Pedoführer ⚡⚡
Philanderer-n-Thief
Philanderer-n-Thief
Chomo-in-Chief Kяasnov, Komissar of the Red Brigade ☭
(For those who may not know, the term "chomo" is prison slang for a child molester. Behind bars, sexual predators are predated upon. If justice ever prevails, he'll be the belle of the ball.)
(For those who may not know, the term "chomo" is prison slang for a child molester. Behind bars, sexual predators are predated upon. If justice ever prevails, he'll be the belle of the ball.)
January 2, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Chomo-in-Chief Kяasnov, Komissar of the Red Brigade ☭
(For those who may not know, the term "chomo" is prison slang for a child molester. Behind bars, sexual predators are predated upon. If justice ever prevails, he'll be the belle of the ball.)
(For those who may not know, the term "chomo" is prison slang for a child molester. Behind bars, sexual predators are predated upon. If justice ever prevails, he'll be the belle of the ball.)
5-time recipient of the Dishonorable Order of Draft Dodgers with 4 fig leafs for repeated acts of cowardice. Flaming Kross for unwavering support of Christian White Nationalism. 34 Felony Commendations. 7 Gold Stars for acing cognitive screenings. Distinguished Diddler Medal for uncommon pedophilia.
January 2, 2026 at 4:46 PM
5-time recipient of the Dishonorable Order of Draft Dodgers with 4 fig leafs for repeated acts of cowardice. Flaming Kross for unwavering support of Christian White Nationalism. 34 Felony Commendations. 7 Gold Stars for acing cognitive screenings. Distinguished Diddler Medal for uncommon pedophilia.
Nothing's better? Really??
You need to get out more.
Pretty sure that's Kash Patel in the no-excuse-for-such-a-cheap-ass turtle suit, after spending some quality time with Don Jr.
You need to get out more.
Pretty sure that's Kash Patel in the no-excuse-for-such-a-cheap-ass turtle suit, after spending some quality time with Don Jr.
January 2, 2026 at 10:24 AM
Nothing's better? Really??
You need to get out more.
Pretty sure that's Kash Patel in the no-excuse-for-such-a-cheap-ass turtle suit, after spending some quality time with Don Jr.
You need to get out more.
Pretty sure that's Kash Patel in the no-excuse-for-such-a-cheap-ass turtle suit, after spending some quality time with Don Jr.
My New Year hopes, seriously? One is that we nationalize the corrupt fossil fuel Industries, seize their assets, and indict everyone driving the climate crisis for crimes against humanity.
January 2, 2026 at 8:19 AM
My New Year hopes, seriously? One is that we nationalize the corrupt fossil fuel Industries, seize their assets, and indict everyone driving the climate crisis for crimes against humanity.
“Did we anticipate that Trump would come back to office wanting to rule as a king, consumed by revenge and retribution, and encouraged by sycophants and yes-men who would insure that he faced few of the constraints that hampered him in his first term? Yes.”
~ Susan B. Glasser, The New Yorker
~ Susan B. Glasser, The New Yorker
Donald Trump’s Golden Age of Awful
A damage assessment of the President’s first year back in the White House.
www.newyorker.com
January 2, 2026 at 7:51 AM
“Did we anticipate that Trump would come back to office wanting to rule as a king, consumed by revenge and retribution, and encouraged by sycophants and yes-men who would insure that he faced few of the constraints that hampered him in his first term? Yes.”
~ Susan B. Glasser, The New Yorker
~ Susan B. Glasser, The New Yorker
Count me in.
January 2, 2026 at 7:23 AM
Count me in.
RELEASE THE COMPLETE EPSTEIN FILES, UNREDACTED except for victims' names. EVERYTHING, as court ordered.
January 2, 2026 at 7:00 AM
RELEASE THE COMPLETE EPSTEIN FILES, UNREDACTED except for victims' names. EVERYTHING, as court ordered.
HAPPY NEW YEAR, AMERICA
Even you turd-stupid gullible rubes who fucked us by voting for this heartless, spineless, soulless, warmongering grifter and his cringing cohort of sycophantic senators and rape-enabling representatives. Hope you get all you've got coming this year and as long as you live.
Even you turd-stupid gullible rubes who fucked us by voting for this heartless, spineless, soulless, warmongering grifter and his cringing cohort of sycophantic senators and rape-enabling representatives. Hope you get all you've got coming this year and as long as you live.
January 2, 2026 at 12:26 AM
HAPPY NEW YEAR, AMERICA
Even you turd-stupid gullible rubes who fucked us by voting for this heartless, spineless, soulless, warmongering grifter and his cringing cohort of sycophantic senators and rape-enabling representatives. Hope you get all you've got coming this year and as long as you live.
Even you turd-stupid gullible rubes who fucked us by voting for this heartless, spineless, soulless, warmongering grifter and his cringing cohort of sycophantic senators and rape-enabling representatives. Hope you get all you've got coming this year and as long as you live.