EarthLink Dialup (We’re Still Here) ☎️
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Bringing awareness to EarthLink dialup. Parody
Inland Empire and unincorporated parts of Arizona
Inland Empire and unincorporated parts of Arizona
Pinned
Bring your kids to work day was a huge success. One of the children fixed our server.
We regret the premature release of our Donald J Trump memorial phone
August 30, 2025 at 9:31 PM
We regret the premature release of our Donald J Trump memorial phone
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Tariffs?
What tariffs?!
EarthLink's 56 kbps modems are made in the USA 🇺🇸
"Dialup is the future™️"
What tariffs?!
EarthLink's 56 kbps modems are made in the USA 🇺🇸
"Dialup is the future™️"
April 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Tariffs?
What tariffs?!
EarthLink's 56 kbps modems are made in the USA 🇺🇸
"Dialup is the future™️"
What tariffs?!
EarthLink's 56 kbps modems are made in the USA 🇺🇸
"Dialup is the future™️"
The Pentagon uses EarthLink's secure "No One Knows We're Still In Business®" app.
You should too.
You should too.
March 29, 2025 at 8:01 AM
The Pentagon uses EarthLink's secure "No One Knows We're Still In Business®" app.
You should too.
You should too.
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We've been forced to cancel this weekend's performance of "Cabaret" by "Chimps In Drag" and the "Meerkat Vogue Dancing Revue."
March 29, 2025 at 2:47 AM
We've been forced to cancel this weekend's performance of "Cabaret" by "Chimps In Drag" and the "Meerkat Vogue Dancing Revue."
Sure, our download speeds were inflated, but we've moved offices to El Salvador so we can instruct judges and plaintiffs to "download this." 🇺🇸 🔥
March 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Sure, our download speeds were inflated, but we've moved offices to El Salvador so we can instruct judges and plaintiffs to "download this." 🇺🇸 🔥
DOGE came for our computer files and we reluctantly turned over the punch cards.
March 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
DOGE came for our computer files and we reluctantly turned over the punch cards.
EarthLink was voted #1 in security by Internet World Magazine and we’ve never been hacked.
All your billing info is written on Post-it notes.
All your billing info is written on Post-it notes.
March 13, 2025 at 12:42 AM
EarthLink was voted #1 in security by Internet World Magazine and we’ve never been hacked.
All your billing info is written on Post-it notes.
All your billing info is written on Post-it notes.
We’re sorry if our 24 hr chatbot threatened you. It used to work for Verizon.
March 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
We’re sorry if our 24 hr chatbot threatened you. It used to work for Verizon.
Other services may be faster, cheaper, and more reliable, but we’ll never sell your information to China.
We’ve been blocked from international banking.
We’ve been blocked from international banking.
March 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Other services may be faster, cheaper, and more reliable, but we’ll never sell your information to China.
We’ve been blocked from international banking.
We’ve been blocked from international banking.
Many of you asked if tariffs will affect EarthLink’s lighting fast dialup service.
No.
We only use copper wire and modems made in the USA. 🇺🇸
“𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙙𝙤𝙢.”™️
No.
We only use copper wire and modems made in the USA. 🇺🇸
“𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙙𝙤𝙢.”™️
March 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Many of you asked if tariffs will affect EarthLink’s lighting fast dialup service.
No.
We only use copper wire and modems made in the USA. 🇺🇸
“𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙙𝙤𝙢.”™️
No.
We only use copper wire and modems made in the USA. 🇺🇸
“𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙙𝙤𝙢.”™️
Some EarthLink customers complained and asked if we could make our screeching modems less jarring.
The answer is no.
But many of you have complimented our new hold music. It’s Burt Bacharach.
The answer is no.
But many of you have complimented our new hold music. It’s Burt Bacharach.
February 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Some EarthLink customers complained and asked if we could make our screeching modems less jarring.
The answer is no.
But many of you have complimented our new hold music. It’s Burt Bacharach.
The answer is no.
But many of you have complimented our new hold music. It’s Burt Bacharach.
If you feel the world’s moving too fast, slow it down with EarthLink.
We’re dusting off our old 14.4 kbit/s modems.
Walk outside. Touch grass. Your newsfeed will load so slowly, you’ll lose interest. Go sniff a flower.
We’re dusting off our old 14.4 kbit/s modems.
Walk outside. Touch grass. Your newsfeed will load so slowly, you’ll lose interest. Go sniff a flower.
February 17, 2025 at 6:53 AM
If you feel the world’s moving too fast, slow it down with EarthLink.
We’re dusting off our old 14.4 kbit/s modems.
Walk outside. Touch grass. Your newsfeed will load so slowly, you’ll lose interest. Go sniff a flower.
We’re dusting off our old 14.4 kbit/s modems.
Walk outside. Touch grass. Your newsfeed will load so slowly, you’ll lose interest. Go sniff a flower.
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Zip Line Adventure™️ is temporarily closed as we raise it another 15 ft over the giraffe enclosure.
February 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Zip Line Adventure™️ is temporarily closed as we raise it another 15 ft over the giraffe enclosure.
Carol used the interns to gain access to the vending machines and replaced all the good snacks with Kirkland candies.
February 5, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Carol used the interns to gain access to the vending machines and replaced all the good snacks with Kirkland candies.
If you’re worried the government is spying on you, switch to EarthLink. They’ve forgotten we exist.
February 4, 2025 at 4:58 AM
If you’re worried the government is spying on you, switch to EarthLink. They’ve forgotten we exist.
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Weasels don’t actually go “pop.” We ran one over with our maintenance cart.
January 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Weasels don’t actually go “pop.” We ran one over with our maintenance cart.
𝗨𝗣𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗙𝗥𝗢𝗠 𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗛𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗞 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗔𝗟
It might feel like the world is ending, but that doesn’t opt you out of our long term contracts.
It might feel like the world is ending, but that doesn’t opt you out of our long term contracts.
January 23, 2025 at 5:17 AM
𝗨𝗣𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗙𝗥𝗢𝗠 𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗛𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗞 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗔𝗟
It might feel like the world is ending, but that doesn’t opt you out of our long term contracts.
It might feel like the world is ending, but that doesn’t opt you out of our long term contracts.
Earthlink customers have asked if they can stream the Inauguration with our lightning fast dial up modems.
No.
That's what your TV is for.
Stop embarrassing yourselves.
No.
That's what your TV is for.
Stop embarrassing yourselves.
January 17, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Earthlink customers have asked if they can stream the Inauguration with our lightning fast dial up modems.
No.
That's what your TV is for.
Stop embarrassing yourselves.
No.
That's what your TV is for.
Stop embarrassing yourselves.
Our technology isn’t archaic, we use artisanal, small batch internet.
January 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Our technology isn’t archaic, we use artisanal, small batch internet.
January 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
We apologize to everyone who stopped by our open house and found the gates locked.
It was a simple misunderstanding with our landlord who’s promised to give us till Monday morning.
It was a simple misunderstanding with our landlord who’s promised to give us till Monday morning.
January 5, 2025 at 5:13 AM
We apologize to everyone who stopped by our open house and found the gates locked.
It was a simple misunderstanding with our landlord who’s promised to give us till Monday morning.
It was a simple misunderstanding with our landlord who’s promised to give us till Monday morning.
Kyle was fired for replying “EarthLink goes down more than Troy’s mom” in the group chat, but to be fair we’ve had problems with DSL connectivity and Troy’s mom’s does go down a lot.
January 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Kyle was fired for replying “EarthLink goes down more than Troy’s mom” in the group chat, but to be fair we’ve had problems with DSL connectivity and Troy’s mom’s does go down a lot.
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Nobody ever talks about the Cybertrucks that don’t explode in our parking lot.
January 3, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Nobody ever talks about the Cybertrucks that don’t explode in our parking lot.