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Earl Penmann
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Heart of gold.
Knob of butter.
Henry VIII 1534
What a dope Pope 🫠
November 22, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Jeez, now I know what my dad meant when watching TOTP. WHAT IS THIS SHITE!!!

#totp76
October 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Early start
October 18, 2025 at 6:58 AM
October 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Cat fail
October 7, 2025 at 7:46 AM
At last
September 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Yeah, so why don't you all just marry golf?
September 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Sunday afternoon drinks and winning on the meat raffle #lifegoals
September 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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‘..and of course there was that time we blew your uncle up!’
August 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Fair fucking play to Salah here.

Shout it louder.
August 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Whats your sign?
August 8, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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I work in a specialised trade restoring historic buildings. I've been lucky enough to work on some of the oldest & well known buildings across Europe. In quite a few of them i've written 'Kopites are gobshites' in hidden places that would never get found unless it got demolished
July 27, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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These Coldplay concerts are getting out of hand.
July 17, 2025 at 7:29 PM
An ancient relic, it's purpose lost in the mists of time.

And the stone circle in Stanton Drew.
June 30, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Beach cans
June 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Opened a door for Koo Stark, she said 'your very kind' I replied 'you smell very nice (she did). I still cringe at my reply.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Geordie horses getting very nervous
May 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Dear Kier Starmer, seeing as you are using my taxes to bomb the Houthis for attacking shipping in international waters, maybe have a look at this

BBC News - Activists say ship aiming to sail to Gaza was attacked by drones
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Activists say ship aiming to sail to Gaza was attacked by drones
The incident happened off the coast of Malta. The government said a fire onboard the ship was "brought under control overnight".
www.bbc.com
May 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Ahahahahaha 😂
April 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I asked this ticket machine how to describe @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social think it's pretty clear
April 17, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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April 5, 2025 at 11:46 AM
FB's algorithm has targeted my purchasing spot on here
March 16, 2025 at 8:33 PM
So, back to it being a Micky Mouse trophy I suppose
March 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM