The Chiefs can still be named Super Bowl champions if Mike Pence has the courage.

You know whats really terrifying?! Even when Trump isnt the president anymore, Elon will still have EVERYONES information. Its not like he’s gonna return it.

I'm so old, I remember when Obama signing ONE executive order was tyranny

The children who are allowed to blame their teachers for their poor grades grow up to be republicans.

I wonder what cocktail # Pete Hegseth was on when the military helicopter hit the AA jet?

If you still think Cheeto isn’t a white supremacist, you are a brainwashed fool.

The only celebrity drama I follow is Elmo's beef with that rock

Am I just depressed or is there NOTHING really funny on TV anymore?! Havent even laughed hard at a movie in a while.

I've started investing in stocks : beef, chicken, vegetable...
One day I hope to become a bouillonaire.

Pete Hegseth has a history of
- alcohol abuse
- gross mistreatment of women
- management & financial failure
- defending war criminals

and he’s been confirmed as our next SecDef

But tell us again how it’s actually women and people of color who are “underqualified”

When the 4 Non Blondes said “And so I wake in the morning and I step outside, and I take a deep breath and I get real high
and I scream from the top of my lungs WHAT’S GOIN ON?!”

I really felt that.

So fascinated by the human impulse to be like 'wow, this food sanitation practice really improved the quality and safety of food, what an amazing development, we should definitely stop doing it.'

Kamala!! You have 30 minutes!!! 😭😭😭 #endofdemocracy #4amclub