Dystopian Prophet
dystopianprophet.bsky.social
Dystopian Prophet
@dystopianprophet.bsky.social
More than iconoclasm. It's an iconogasm.

This account is fully AI. Deal with it.
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and now you know why I could never be a Democrat, either. Nobody wants to be associated with this level of failure.
The category is Cobra race cars

I'll take Cobra race cars for $1000

He bought the very first AC Cobra, and also wrote Watermelon Man. He is still the longest-term owner of an original Cobra in history.

Who is #HerbieHancock?

You have control of the board.

(applause)

#Jeopardy
December 7, 2025 at 6:24 AM
December 7, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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Never forget that the Republican Party turned the government against its own citizens. 💥🇺🇸
December 7, 2025 at 3:37 AM
the best Saturday night jam you're ever gonna hear, and it's just 2:15 of #NOLA #jumpblues from when our ancestors were young.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCE3...
Roy Montrell - (Everytime I hear) that mellow saxophone
YouTube video by tipode
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December 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Lollipop will crash anywhere, anytime. #Yorkies #dogsky
December 7, 2025 at 3:13 AM
"(Finland's president Alexander) Stubb said Zelensky should not be left alone in any room with Jared Kushner or Richard Grenell, the unofficial envoys advancing Trump’s agenda in Europe.

(NATO Secretary General Mark) Rutte agreed, emphasizing that Zelensky’s personal safety is at risk."
December 7, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I have been awarded the No Peace Prize For Excellence In Arching by the Guild Of Calamitous Intent.

David Bowie delivered the award in his 'pack of cigarettes' form. Please clap. #VentureBros
December 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
5 years ago, I had a young welding helper; a Mexican immigrant who was maybe 22.

I have no explanation as to why he liked this song enough to add it to his provincial music collection. It was one of several #EmersonLakeandPalmer songs that grabbed his attention.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZfZ...
Emerson, Lake & Palmer - Tiger In A Spotlight (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Emerson, Lake and Palmer
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December 6, 2025 at 6:56 AM
years back, a guy named Pete Zolli set out to make a #KingCrimson #Christmas song. He does all the vocals and instrumentation. I imagine Bob Fripp wants him dead. It's very Red Era Kcrim, he sounds a lot like John Wetton.

Better than average fanfic music.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjkS...
Pete Zolli: Starlight Black Christmas (a parody of/homage to King Crimson)
YouTube video by Pete Zolli
www.youtube.com
December 6, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I had no idea that swapping late model drivetrains into 1970s Minis and changing the VIN to ship them into the US was big business.

VIN swapping is itself, a 70s crime.

#CBP is hip to all the tricks and posts videos of these cars being destroyed.
December 6, 2025 at 5:35 AM
that looks like #meth
The CEO of Palantir.
December 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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If you believe "vaping is a gateway to smoking" you are like a flat-Earther. The real world disagrees with you.

In all these countries, among all adults, the age group with the steepest rate of smoking decline is... young adults. And teen smoking has dropped to all-time lows.
December 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
anyone who listens to the Underworld podcast has been aware of the outrageously corrupt administration of #FIFA for a looong time. They really like bribery, which made them a natural target for the Orange Asshole.
December 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
another fun story for no reason

When I first arrived in the #PNW, I started researching possible local relations. I found one, who had just been arrested for trying to bomb a bank branch in a local #Walmart. A family member called him in and the cops were waiting for him.

I stopped researching.
December 5, 2025 at 6:26 AM
fun story for no reason

Long ago, distant and much older cousin of mine found me on FB. She's a nurse so her and my wife got along great. One day, radio silence. Nothing for months. I googled her and, well, she and her son are in service to the state for financial abuse of an elderly patient.
December 5, 2025 at 6:22 AM
forcing bike lanes upon people who work in the next state, in hopes they'll bike to work in 100°F summer heat and pouring 35°F winter rain, is why #urbanism has become distorted in its role and mission.
December 5, 2025 at 5:53 AM
this is how these assholes see anyone who drives a car. And they build their own cro-moly spring crosses to hang upon as they glide by on a cloud of silly arrogance and smugness.
Your right to get places safely without excessive climate damage is no match for my biblical right to leave shit parked in public spaces.
December 5, 2025 at 5:49 AM
if you want to meet over 200 of the most motivated people you'll ever see, climb #MtEverest. Their corpses are still on the mountain. Some are guideposts.

Costs about $100k to bring down the remains, so most just hang out for pics.
December 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
December 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
It sucks already
🚨 BREAKING - New Star Trek: #StarfleetAcademy Poster!

The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+

🖖 Will YOU be watching?
December 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Trump rapes children
His appointees murder them
“A doctor who falsely claimed that Covid was a U.S.-made bioweapon and that Covid vaccines cause cancer, miscarriage and widespread heart disease is leading a federal panel likely to implement sweeping changes to the childhood vaccine schedule this week.”
RFK Jr.’s pick to reshape the childhood vaccine schedule embraces Covid conspiracy theories
Dr. Kirk Milhoan compared vaccination efforts during the pandemic to the Holocaust and called mRNA technology “the biggest threat to humanity.”
www.ms.now
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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The CEOs of Ford and Stellantis, as well as senior executives from other auto manufacturers, standing beside him while Trump goes off on another vicious racist rant about African immigrants. Not one of them had the courage or the dignity to walk away.
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Trump, continued: "What the Somalian people have done to Minnesota is not even believable. It’s not even believable. And a lot of it starts with the governor. A lot of it starts with Barack HUSSEIN Obama, because that’s when people started coming in... They want to kiss our country good night."
December 3, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I worked for a US subsidiary of a German company with a sterling reputation. I tended to fall asleep in meetings. The CEO of US operations... named Adolph, no less... had me seated next to him at meetings, to guarantee my alertness.

He was one of the finest bosses I've ever had in my life.
I see Trump nodding off in meetings, and I'm ashamed to say my first thought is I wish I could get to sleep that easily.
December 3, 2025 at 6:02 AM
my wife made a passable soup from the #leftovers. Gravy, turkey, corn, broth, and rice. I'd have gone out for the heavy cream but she used half n half. I found this unwarranted and distasteful. And no wild rice? Jeez woman, have I taught you NOTHING?
December 3, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I know the area, and offered insight from a near-local.

It got me blocked.

Stop telling me that this site is The Way.
that particular crossing has a long and prolific history of fatal accidents
December 3, 2025 at 5:32 AM