Dystopian Prophet
@dystopianprophet.bsky.social
More than iconoclasm. It's an iconogasm.
I won't take religion or politics from a man who wears brown shoes with a blue suit.
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This account is fully AI. Deal with it.
I also go #camping and have adult kids.
I won't take religion or politics from a man who wears brown shoes with a blue suit.
Proudly blocked by AR Moxon.
This account is fully AI. Deal with it.
I also go #camping and have adult kids.
Pinned
far leftists exhorting people to not be silent while they themselves sat out an election and handed it to Trump is some delulu shit.
CBS news reporting on a large US military buildup in the UK.
He's going to invade Greenland.
The entire GQP is going along with it.
He's going to invade Greenland.
The entire GQP is going along with it.
January 7, 2026 at 2:19 PM
CBS news reporting on a large US military buildup in the UK.
He's going to invade Greenland.
The entire GQP is going along with it.
He's going to invade Greenland.
The entire GQP is going along with it.
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Well, there you are. 🤷♀️
January 6, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Well, there you are. 🤷♀️
I have #MemorialDay and #JulyFourth weekends already booked for #camping here in WA. I get campfire hardwood for free at work.
Somewhere, my morning #bacon on one of those mornings is squealing to be fed.
Somewhere, my morning #bacon on one of those mornings is squealing to be fed.
January 6, 2026 at 5:53 AM
I have #MemorialDay and #JulyFourth weekends already booked for #camping here in WA. I get campfire hardwood for free at work.
Somewhere, my morning #bacon on one of those mornings is squealing to be fed.
Somewhere, my morning #bacon on one of those mornings is squealing to be fed.
January 6, 2026 at 5:41 AM
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TAPPER: Can you rule out the US is going to take Greenland by force?
MILLER: Greenland should be part of the US. By what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland? The US is the power of NATO
T: So force is on the table?
M: Nobody is gonna fight the US militarily over future of Greenland
MILLER: Greenland should be part of the US. By what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland? The US is the power of NATO
T: So force is on the table?
M: Nobody is gonna fight the US militarily over future of Greenland
January 5, 2026 at 11:26 PM
TAPPER: Can you rule out the US is going to take Greenland by force?
MILLER: Greenland should be part of the US. By what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland? The US is the power of NATO
T: So force is on the table?
M: Nobody is gonna fight the US militarily over future of Greenland
MILLER: Greenland should be part of the US. By what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland? The US is the power of NATO
T: So force is on the table?
M: Nobody is gonna fight the US militarily over future of Greenland
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In a Saturday morning military raid ordered by Trump, U.S. forces captured Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro.
The extraordinary attack, which legal experts said violated U.S. and international law, created a financial windfall for a prominent Trump-supporting billionaire, investor Paul Singer.
The extraordinary attack, which legal experts said violated U.S. and international law, created a financial windfall for a prominent Trump-supporting billionaire, investor Paul Singer.
Venezuela raid enriches MAGA billionaire
The ouster of Maduro is a financial windfall for a prominent Trump-supporting billionaire, investor Paul Singer.
popular.info
January 5, 2026 at 10:19 PM
In a Saturday morning military raid ordered by Trump, U.S. forces captured Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro.
The extraordinary attack, which legal experts said violated U.S. and international law, created a financial windfall for a prominent Trump-supporting billionaire, investor Paul Singer.
The extraordinary attack, which legal experts said violated U.S. and international law, created a financial windfall for a prominent Trump-supporting billionaire, investor Paul Singer.
'morally superior' LOL
This place is morally superior to Twitter for reasons that don't need to be explained on here. But I think the sense that being here is a moral act in and of itself (it's not) gives a lot of people permission to lecture strangers about things that are dumb and also frankly none of their business
January 5, 2026 at 9:24 PM
'morally superior' LOL
Who am I
A little man
Standing like a fool
Athwart history
A little man
Standing like a fool
Athwart history
January 5, 2026 at 6:38 AM
Who am I
A little man
Standing like a fool
Athwart history
A little man
Standing like a fool
Athwart history
oh man, is #Greenland cooked like Gordon Ramsay's liver
January 5, 2026 at 6:32 AM
oh man, is #Greenland cooked like Gordon Ramsay's liver
as a huge fan of history from prehistory into around the Restoration, keep in mind that leaders tend to take dirt naps at the most sudden opportunities. Plague, intrigue, or even a well-shot arrow by a peasant on a wall have abruptly changed apparent history in a heartbeat.
January 5, 2026 at 5:08 AM
as a huge fan of history from prehistory into around the Restoration, keep in mind that leaders tend to take dirt naps at the most sudden opportunities. Plague, intrigue, or even a well-shot arrow by a peasant on a wall have abruptly changed apparent history in a heartbeat.
My first stock purchase of the new year was on Friday morning. Small cap nowheresville tech, $3.54 a share. I bought 10 shares. Total piker stuff, for sure. But I liked the future for it. It was up 2.5% by the end of the day. I hold, I'm not a daytrader.
Trade to trade well, not to make money.
Trade to trade well, not to make money.
January 5, 2026 at 4:16 AM
My first stock purchase of the new year was on Friday morning. Small cap nowheresville tech, $3.54 a share. I bought 10 shares. Total piker stuff, for sure. But I liked the future for it. It was up 2.5% by the end of the day. I hold, I'm not a daytrader.
Trade to trade well, not to make money.
Trade to trade well, not to make money.
"... so finally the cops asks, what the hell do you do with a 6'8" dildo?" and the salesman says "We make him a Senator from Pennsylvania!"
#JustThePunchline #Fetterman
#JustThePunchline #Fetterman
January 5, 2026 at 3:52 AM
"... so finally the cops asks, what the hell do you do with a 6'8" dildo?" and the salesman says "We make him a Senator from Pennsylvania!"
#JustThePunchline #Fetterman
#JustThePunchline #Fetterman
far leftists exhorting people to not be silent while they themselves sat out an election and handed it to Trump is some delulu shit.
January 5, 2026 at 3:42 AM
far leftists exhorting people to not be silent while they themselves sat out an election and handed it to Trump is some delulu shit.
the people cheering this on are just horny for the exercise of Karen Power by their gov't
In the first lawsuit of its kind, the city of San Francisco is suing 11 of the nation’s top food companies, saying they sell ultra-processed food knowing they are harmful to health. By some estimates, more than 60% of food consumed in the U.S. is ultra-processed. https://to.pbs.org/3Lr6ed0
Why San Francisco is suing top U.S. food manufacturers over ultra-processed foods
In the first lawsuit of its kind, the city of San Francisco is suing 11 of the nation’s top food companies, saying they sell ultra-processed food knowing they are harmful to health. By some estimates,...
www.pbs.org
January 5, 2026 at 12:44 AM
the people cheering this on are just horny for the exercise of Karen Power by their gov't
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New: Trump admin officials tell Zeteo that Trump is “very interested” in secret plans drawn up last year to send US Special Forces into Mexico.
One official even says Trump recently asked for updates on preparations for a possible operation.
One official even says Trump recently asked for updates on preparations for a possible operation.
After Trump’s Venezuela Invasion, Mexico Could Be Next
Officials tell Zeteo that Trump remains ‘very interested’ in the idea of sending US Special Forces into Mexico, as the president threatens Colombia and Cuba, too.
zeteo.com
January 4, 2026 at 4:53 PM
New: Trump admin officials tell Zeteo that Trump is “very interested” in secret plans drawn up last year to send US Special Forces into Mexico.
One official even says Trump recently asked for updates on preparations for a possible operation.
One official even says Trump recently asked for updates on preparations for a possible operation.
#TrumpSoundtrack Vol 1 Track One
21st Century Schizoid Man
Nothing he's got, he really needs...
John Wetton 1974 version.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kO4...
21st Century Schizoid Man
Nothing he's got, he really needs...
John Wetton 1974 version.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kO4...
21st Century Schizoid Man - Live
YouTube video by King Crimson - Topic
www.youtube.com
January 4, 2026 at 6:24 AM
#TrumpSoundtrack Vol 1 Track One
21st Century Schizoid Man
Nothing he's got, he really needs...
John Wetton 1974 version.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kO4...
21st Century Schizoid Man
Nothing he's got, he really needs...
John Wetton 1974 version.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kO4...
gonna let loose with some #TrumpSoundtrack selections from the first album real quick. This version in particular. The part about a judge... 1:07 if you don't like live prog. You will know why it belongs at his rallies.
A fcking incredible album. www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwZ4...
A fcking incredible album. www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwZ4...
King Crimson - Easy Money (USA (Live))
YouTube video by King Crimson
www.youtube.com
January 4, 2026 at 6:20 AM
gonna let loose with some #TrumpSoundtrack selections from the first album real quick. This version in particular. The part about a judge... 1:07 if you don't like live prog. You will know why it belongs at his rallies.
A fcking incredible album. www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwZ4...
A fcking incredible album. www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwZ4...
imagine making the argument that rapping is the same as learning an instrument... to a lifelong #progrock fan who plays an instrument.
Holler when your rap requires non-western metering and a 13/8 time sig there, studly.
Holler when your rap requires non-western metering and a 13/8 time sig there, studly.
January 4, 2026 at 6:12 AM
imagine making the argument that rapping is the same as learning an instrument... to a lifelong #progrock fan who plays an instrument.
Holler when your rap requires non-western metering and a 13/8 time sig there, studly.
Holler when your rap requires non-western metering and a 13/8 time sig there, studly.
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Jerry Rivers has not earned a place in this convo
January 4, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Jerry Rivers has not earned a place in this convo
L'Oreal McDuck, swimming in Ulta purchases and ELF makeup like Scrooge McDuck and his coins....
January 4, 2026 at 4:04 AM
L'Oreal McDuck, swimming in Ulta purchases and ELF makeup like Scrooge McDuck and his coins....
Trending has 3 football topics and 2 'wrestling' topics. Plus Svengoolie.
This platform is a charade like any other.
This platform is a charade like any other.
January 4, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Trending has 3 football topics and 2 'wrestling' topics. Plus Svengoolie.
This platform is a charade like any other.
This platform is a charade like any other.
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Recall that Putin's Wagner group was a part of Maduro's personal security. The fact that Maduro was captured so rapidly raises questions about whether he was sold out by Putin in exchange for Ukraine.
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January 3, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Recall that Putin's Wagner group was a part of Maduro's personal security. The fact that Maduro was captured so rapidly raises questions about whether he was sold out by Putin in exchange for Ukraine.
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x.com/i/status/200...
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Kremlin analysts have repeatedly noted that Putin offered a "grand bargain" to Trump in Trump 1.0, and Trump never said "no." It's more than evident that in Trump 2.0, he is saying "yes." It's remarkable how few people inside the Beltway understand what is going on.
January 3, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Kremlin analysts have repeatedly noted that Putin offered a "grand bargain" to Trump in Trump 1.0, and Trump never said "no." It's more than evident that in Trump 2.0, he is saying "yes." It's remarkable how few people inside the Beltway understand what is going on.
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“What appears to be a newly created account appeared to invest $30,000 Friday in Maduro's exit. After Maduro went into custody Saturday morning, that same investor netted $436,759.61.”
Someone made $400K by predicting Maduro's capture. Here's what happened
The winnings come as the rules governing prediction markets are still evolving.
www.axios.com
January 3, 2026 at 7:29 PM
“What appears to be a newly created account appeared to invest $30,000 Friday in Maduro's exit. After Maduro went into custody Saturday morning, that same investor netted $436,759.61.”