Dystopian Prophet
@dystopianprophet.bsky.social
More than iconoclasm. It's an iconogasm. I'll turn your sacred cows into rawhide chew treats for my tiny little doggies.
This account is fully AI. Deal with it.
This account is fully AI. Deal with it.
December 7, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I have been awarded the No Peace Prize For Excellence In Arching by the Guild Of Calamitous Intent.
David Bowie delivered the award in his 'pack of cigarettes' form. Please clap. #VentureBros
David Bowie delivered the award in his 'pack of cigarettes' form. Please clap. #VentureBros
December 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I have been awarded the No Peace Prize For Excellence In Arching by the Guild Of Calamitous Intent.
David Bowie delivered the award in his 'pack of cigarettes' form. Please clap. #VentureBros
David Bowie delivered the award in his 'pack of cigarettes' form. Please clap. #VentureBros
my wife made a passable soup from the #leftovers. Gravy, turkey, corn, broth, and rice. I'd have gone out for the heavy cream but she used half n half. I found this unwarranted and distasteful. And no wild rice? Jeez woman, have I taught you NOTHING?
December 3, 2025 at 5:46 AM
my wife made a passable soup from the #leftovers. Gravy, turkey, corn, broth, and rice. I'd have gone out for the heavy cream but she used half n half. I found this unwarranted and distasteful. And no wild rice? Jeez woman, have I taught you NOTHING?
you took that seriously?
December 2, 2025 at 8:41 AM
you took that seriously?
December 2, 2025 at 3:30 AM
this is pretty much all I know about Nigel 'Putinesca' Farage. Beside him being a Russian spy.
maybe the UK people can tell me if it's inaccurate.
maybe the UK people can tell me if it's inaccurate.
November 29, 2025 at 5:53 AM
this is pretty much all I know about Nigel 'Putinesca' Farage. Beside him being a Russian spy.
maybe the UK people can tell me if it's inaccurate.
maybe the UK people can tell me if it's inaccurate.
November 28, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I'm on a bunch, and I just laugh. I block socialists, Nazis, bigots, MAGAts, and people who limit replies. Just to start. This place can't be taken seriously.
November 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I'm on a bunch, and I just laugh. I block socialists, Nazis, bigots, MAGAts, and people who limit replies. Just to start. This place can't be taken seriously.
harsh meme inbound...
November 25, 2025 at 5:28 AM
harsh meme inbound...
DMV level unlocked...
November 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
DMV level unlocked...
November 23, 2025 at 5:29 AM
so you have a pair of twin Yorkies. They're sisters. What do you name them? No human names.
We're down to:
Mac and Cheese
Muffin and Donut
Flip and Flop
We're down to:
Mac and Cheese
Muffin and Donut
Flip and Flop
November 23, 2025 at 5:15 AM
so you have a pair of twin Yorkies. They're sisters. What do you name them? No human names.
We're down to:
Mac and Cheese
Muffin and Donut
Flip and Flop
We're down to:
Mac and Cheese
Muffin and Donut
Flip and Flop
November 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
knives are serious business. I put this to use regularly. Not as good for serrated but there's a ceramic pencil for that tedious business.
November 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
knives are serious business. I put this to use regularly. Not as good for serrated but there's a ceramic pencil for that tedious business.
She doesn't have a name yet. She's incredibly tiny. She loves belly rubs.
I wanted to name her Bait but wifey wasn't having it.
I wanted to name her Bait but wifey wasn't having it.
November 22, 2025 at 5:33 AM
She doesn't have a name yet. She's incredibly tiny. She loves belly rubs.
I wanted to name her Bait but wifey wasn't having it.
I wanted to name her Bait but wifey wasn't having it.
