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André
@dystaxia.bsky.social
I don't do this usually
I don't know what you do to me
sent a friend a picture of all the books i read this year and their response was “so you just don’t date anymore, huh?”

anyway if you need me i’ll be staring listlessly out a window in a tattered wedding gown.
December 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
bitch what do you mean the dlc is out now?
December 12, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Okay but I really thought The Muppets were performing with them
December 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
why she got her coat on?
December 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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i stand by this statement every year
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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oh yeah?

*unjingles your bells*
December 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Slowly fading away to nothingness in the B&N as I overhear this guy try to explain what a record is to his young daughter
December 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
a joyous candle day to all who celebrate
a woman wearing a green bay packers shirt makes a funny face
ALT: a woman wearing a green bay packers shirt makes a funny face
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
didn’t expect doja to already be in the top 3
December 3, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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if what I did was a "war crime" then how come I'm not in trouble
December 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
need to take the pcl-r.

you know, for funsies.
November 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
CHAIN. WALLETS.
November 23, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
November 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
switched teams
November 16, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Just got home from taking my mother and grandmother shopping for winter wear and I very much need a drink.
November 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Today, it sleeps. Tomorrow, it will be awoken by the sound of children's song and laughter, which will soon after turn into screams of terror as it sets its eyes upon them.
November 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Anyway I have been bench resetting for like 2 days now to get a shiny alpha altaria and I heard the shiny chime and got sooooooo excited and it turned out to be a fucking bagon.

I want to launch him into the sun.
November 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
uttering a little curse everytime I see art of Jacinthe, my love, with wildly inaccurate skin tones.
November 12, 2025 at 11:01 PM
i love you giant shiny firebird
November 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
was not expecting a blair witch jump scare in a pokémon game…
October 29, 2025 at 8:33 PM
oh ew there are mega stones locked behind online ranked play
October 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
big!bowser
October 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Alright I think I got the ZA team locked in
October 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM