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André
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I don't do this usually
I don't know what you do to me
It's sick and tired of being sick and tired
January 28, 2026 at 7:28 PM
i’ve got green grapes and some questionable pineapple chunks
a woman sitting at a table with a cup of coffee in her hand
ALT: a woman sitting at a table with a cup of coffee in her hand
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January 3, 2026 at 11:05 PM
December 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
swore that bedroom wall goes gonna explode like aunt may’s
December 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
so it's like the breakfast version of body sushi?
December 13, 2025 at 3:37 PM
strong minded, exceptional character
December 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
a true woman of distinction
December 10, 2025 at 10:08 PM
*googles* how to treat abdominal cramps in a god fearing way
December 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
keep being rude to me and see what happens!

i will fall in love with you.
December 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Fuck you too, bitch nigga.

Now fix this 4 digit you fucked up before I knock all this shit over.
December 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Browning?
December 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
let a bitch play dress to impress, damn
December 1, 2025 at 9:57 PM