Skwirt Cobain
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Welcome to the new dark ages
Yeah, I hope you're living right
These are the new dark ages
#BadReligion
youtu.be/RGqA1lNXYhg?...
Yeah, I hope you're living right
These are the new dark ages
#BadReligion
youtu.be/RGqA1lNXYhg?...
October 24, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Welcome to the new dark ages
Yeah, I hope you're living right
These are the new dark ages
#BadReligion
youtu.be/RGqA1lNXYhg?...
Yeah, I hope you're living right
These are the new dark ages
#BadReligion
youtu.be/RGqA1lNXYhg?...
Never trust a guy whose beard and pubes are the same length.
October 24, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Never trust a guy whose beard and pubes are the same length.
You’re telling me a banana nutted in this muffin?
September 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
You’re telling me a banana nutted in this muffin?
“Hold me now, I'm 1.829 metres from the edge and I'm thinking maybe 1.829 metres ain't so far down” - European Creed
August 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
“Hold me now, I'm 1.829 metres from the edge and I'm thinking maybe 1.829 metres ain't so far down” - European Creed
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“What doesn’t kill you makes you funny.”
- Henry Rollins
- Henry Rollins
May 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
“What doesn’t kill you makes you funny.”
- Henry Rollins
- Henry Rollins
I finally watched all the porn on the Internet.
Can’t wait for season 2 😍
Can’t wait for season 2 😍
May 9, 2025 at 7:07 AM
I finally watched all the porn on the Internet.
Can’t wait for season 2 😍
Can’t wait for season 2 😍
The Pope died on Easter. You know what that means, six more weeks of winter 😑
April 21, 2025 at 8:33 AM
The Pope died on Easter. You know what that means, six more weeks of winter 😑
Woulda been tight if Michael Bay made “Titanic” and the ship just like fuckin exploded.
April 17, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Woulda been tight if Michael Bay made “Titanic” and the ship just like fuckin exploded.
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You say we’re headed for a depression? Oh buddy, I’m already there 😎
April 6, 2025 at 5:03 AM
You say we’re headed for a depression? Oh buddy, I’m already there 😎
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relationship goals
August 5, 2023 at 1:46 PM
relationship goals
Rip to the grill man
March 22, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Rip to the grill man
New Assassins Creed makes me nut 💦
March 20, 2025 at 9:37 AM
New Assassins Creed makes me nut 💦
I feel like we’re living in a universe where Ted went to military school and Wyld Stallyns never wrote that song and we never learned to be “excellent to each other”
March 12, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I feel like we’re living in a universe where Ted went to military school and Wyld Stallyns never wrote that song and we never learned to be “excellent to each other”
Look, all I’m saying is don’t hang a cool mirror in your bathroom if you don’t want me to take thirsty pics
March 5, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Look, all I’m saying is don’t hang a cool mirror in your bathroom if you don’t want me to take thirsty pics
Lotta people out there relying on autocorrect to tell me how dumb I am 😬
February 7, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Lotta people out there relying on autocorrect to tell me how dumb I am 😬
New shrew just dropped
January 30, 2025 at 7:13 AM
New shrew just dropped
If I was tasked with naming a species of bird I think I’d go with “Snarkish Gargler”
December 21, 2024 at 10:08 AM
If I was tasked with naming a species of bird I think I’d go with “Snarkish Gargler”
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