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she/it 🏳️‍⚧️ | pathetic loser
i repost nsfw stuff
shy girl..i dont talk much

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"Sure are a lot of really hot trans people on here"
-Me, opening the Really Hot Trans People App every day
December 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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the get along collar
September 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
ocamls let operators are the shit. tho, theyre so easy to overuse eheh
December 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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all the ppl i trust automatically refer to kurt cobain with she/her pronouns
December 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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December 25, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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December 25, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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Cared for the squid for ten years.🦑

Tomorrow's the 10th anniversary~ but I'll go ahead and post it today~

#bloodborne #doll #hunter #ブラッドボーン #人形 #狩人 #BloodborneAnniversary #BloodborneFanart
March 23, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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PRESENT DAY
PRESENT...TIME!
December 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
December 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
damn, ero-guro gooner shooter is actually a really fun on its own. takes 3 buttons to reload and i can slam-fire >:3
December 20, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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rebirth ii
May 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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gay gay homosexual gay
November 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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13oct - ‘the curious and quite dreadful sensation of being forgotten’
November 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
saw some motorcycles cuddling in the same parking space (theyre besties)
November 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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we should go to hell and kill andrew jackson to send him to a second worse hell
August 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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If I were communist dictator of USA, I would put anyone who puts up Christmas decorations before Halloween straight to gulag. They can die in jail for all I care, I'm not joking. There are two holidays in between, both with decorations.

Once again I would like to reiterate that this is NOT a joke.
October 31, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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October 30, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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October 29, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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I HAVE A BODY. IT SUFFERS.

YOU CANNOT MAKE IT SUFFER LESS WITH SOPHISMS AND LABELS.

GIVE ME HUMAN RIGHTS.

MY MEDICINE HEALS MY MALADY.

THIS IS MEANINGFUL.

I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE LIKE ME.

IF YOU DON’T FEEL LIKE YOU ARE LIKE ME—I DID NOT MAKE YOU FEEL YOUR FEELINGS.

THAT’S MY SKIN. GET YOUR OWN.
that’s how everything becomes “gender affirming” gray goo validity politics instead of “give us our fucking human rights”. because everyone wants to forget that they have a fucking body. they turn off the lights in their living room by closing their eyes. “don’t have politics it make my stummy hurt”
October 29, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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It’s NOT funny
October 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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September 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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selling my services as a yes-woman. i have many years of experience of clapping and cheering along with whatever someone says. salary is negotiable
March 10, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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i need to become this
Combat borg girlfriend send post
October 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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we are happy to report the operation was a success. you are now 17% more meow meow
October 23, 2025 at 11:19 AM