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i woke up at 5 this morning and i had to piss soooo bad but i had a giant stiff boner and i physically couldn't aim the boner at the toilet to squeeze out the piss
November 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
yep
October 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
bluesky chicken cum sandwich discourse
October 29, 2025 at 2:12 PM
s2 out on the 6th
October 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
it's so fucking good bro
October 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
have you seen the tv show
October 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
okay i guess i got a finally listen to clairo?
October 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
1 potato at my local walmart is $1
you can get 5lbs of them for less than $5
holy moly
October 15, 2025 at 12:44 AM
baked potatoes are crazy meal tech
they're insanely cheap and you can fr just do whatever with them
today i threw some leftover bbq chicken and BBQ sauce and macaroni on one and it's so fucking good
October 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
thank you to all the $10 tippers out there 🫑
October 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
no one really talks about how vince staples is such a good creative
he's literally never done anything where you can't feel the passion he put into it
October 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
a cat is drinking from a bowl on the floor
ALT: a cat is drinking from a bowl on the floor
media.tenor.com
October 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
it's also really choppy on mine lol
how are you making a website to showcase your framework when you can't even get the transitions to look good on a flagship from like 3 years ago
October 14, 2025 at 3:33 PM
sooo true
October 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
cities will install 1 ft wide bike lanes that aren't connected to any other bike lanes and then be like "we don't need bike lanes because no one bikes"
October 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
there's literally no point in having a bike lane unless that bike lane is physically separated from the road with a divider
October 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
this will always be the funniest video in the world
Video shows Okaloosa County deputy firing at patrol car after acorn scare
YouTube video by WKMG News 6 ClickOrlando
youtu.be
October 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
alright bro
October 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
in like 5 years i'm tryna be an absent father who only talks to my kid so i can smoke them in a fighting game and make fun of their music taste
October 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
maya would support me through anything though β™₯️
October 13, 2025 at 12:58 AM
you know the post ass when you don't get the saya like
October 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
woah
October 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
surely it would take like nothing to save everything from everyone i follow
October 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
i wonder how much SSD i would need to just start saving every post
October 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
the bourgeoisie could only dream of my profit margins
October 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM