Dys
@dys.bsky.social
Fennec-coyote/big eared bastard, adventurer, troublemaker, yinzer, backpacker, hitchhiker, scoot jockey, nomad trash, salty, paramedic, bandana-wearing Z31 driver, stupid idiot, sincerely trying.
Still curious if there's a single hookah lounge out there that doesn't have the harshest, least welcoming "shitty nightclub x cheaply flipped apartment" furnishing and vibe
November 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Still curious if there's a single hookah lounge out there that doesn't have the harshest, least welcoming "shitty nightclub x cheaply flipped apartment" furnishing and vibe
Nothing says “I don’t appreciate you” from your employer quite like single ply toilet paper
November 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Nothing says “I don’t appreciate you” from your employer quite like single ply toilet paper
Confirmed for ANE! Can't wait to spiral into a terminal neo-western psychosis after days of wandering around a western themed con decked out in my cozy gunslinger fit
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Confirmed for ANE! Can't wait to spiral into a terminal neo-western psychosis after days of wandering around a western themed con decked out in my cozy gunslinger fit
Reposted by Dys
another mspaint raffle!!
to enter:
follow me! ❤️
repost this 👍
optionally, comment a ref or your favorite colors 🎨
picking a winner on november 30th! thanks so much!!
to enter:
follow me! ❤️
repost this 👍
optionally, comment a ref or your favorite colors 🎨
picking a winner on november 30th! thanks so much!!
November 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
another mspaint raffle!!
to enter:
follow me! ❤️
repost this 👍
optionally, comment a ref or your favorite colors 🎨
picking a winner on november 30th! thanks so much!!
to enter:
follow me! ❤️
repost this 👍
optionally, comment a ref or your favorite colors 🎨
picking a winner on november 30th! thanks so much!!
Reposted by Dys
November 9, 2025 at 7:57 AM
It's finally the season of Ponchos, Parkas, and Pistols
November 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
It's finally the season of Ponchos, Parkas, and Pistols
step one, boombox bungee corded to the back of the moto.
step two, a bandolier of judas priest cassettes and spare batteries.
step three, there is no step three. #motosky
step two, a bandolier of judas priest cassettes and spare batteries.
step three, there is no step three. #motosky
November 2, 2025 at 5:27 AM
step one, boombox bungee corded to the back of the moto.
step two, a bandolier of judas priest cassettes and spare batteries.
step three, there is no step three. #motosky
step two, a bandolier of judas priest cassettes and spare batteries.
step three, there is no step three. #motosky
the onion posting this literally as I am on the phone pessimistically placing my final offer on the tiny ancient grandma house that needs $20k in repairs is a LITTLE too on the nose
Economists: Hope Your Heart Wasn’t Set On A House
Economists: Hope Your Heart Wasn’t Set On A House
WASHINGTON—In an effort to manage the American people’s expectations, officials at the National Association for Business Economics announced Wednesday that they hoped your heart wasn’t set on a house....
theonion.com
October 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
the onion posting this literally as I am on the phone pessimistically placing my final offer on the tiny ancient grandma house that needs $20k in repairs is a LITTLE too on the nose
Gotta be the moment at Anthrocon when @dreynbolt.bsky.social, during a lull in the room’s conversation, looked me in the eye and said out of the blue with the exact voice and energy of forced cheesy product placement “…and I’M drinking delicious electrolyte water.”
do you ever have things that someone has said to you that live forever in your head (non-serious edition)? some older boomer hippie guy said “hahmmus gives you fahts” to me 26 years ago at a free fridge and i think of it every fucking single time i buy hummus to this day.
October 27, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Gotta be the moment at Anthrocon when @dreynbolt.bsky.social, during a lull in the room’s conversation, looked me in the eye and said out of the blue with the exact voice and energy of forced cheesy product placement “…and I’M drinking delicious electrolyte water.”
Mid-30 degree temperatures looming with the only roadworthy car in the fleet being the 40 year old museum piece riding on summer tires
October 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Mid-30 degree temperatures looming with the only roadworthy car in the fleet being the 40 year old museum piece riding on summer tires
"...this man was like a dollar tree version of Bixby Snyder." #nocontext
October 16, 2025 at 4:53 AM
"...this man was like a dollar tree version of Bixby Snyder." #nocontext
Me when Brad Angerton is road raging at me in his lifted dodge ram, knowing that if he actually starts any shit he will meet the shotgun beside my center console and then meet god
October 8, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Me when Brad Angerton is road raging at me in his lifted dodge ram, knowing that if he actually starts any shit he will meet the shotgun beside my center console and then meet god
Apply WD-40 to guinea pigs to help prevent squeaking
October 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Apply WD-40 to guinea pigs to help prevent squeaking
this is required reading for all the "AVOID PAYING COASTAL PRICES WITH THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK: MOVE TO PITTSBURGH FOR EZ CHEAP HOUSING" people out there
it's cheapER, but only if you feel like dealing with our lower wages, crumbling housing stock, and swarms of flipper/investor scumbags
it's cheapER, but only if you feel like dealing with our lower wages, crumbling housing stock, and swarms of flipper/investor scumbags
Corporate buyers are crowding the housing market as rising prices and aging properties defer the homeowner dream for young Pittsburghers. buff.ly/Wv6ItNB
The Homeownership Wall Archives
Here’s how homeownership became a fading dream, and what it means for young Pittsburgh.
www.publicsource.org
October 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
this is required reading for all the "AVOID PAYING COASTAL PRICES WITH THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK: MOVE TO PITTSBURGH FOR EZ CHEAP HOUSING" people out there
it's cheapER, but only if you feel like dealing with our lower wages, crumbling housing stock, and swarms of flipper/investor scumbags
it's cheapER, but only if you feel like dealing with our lower wages, crumbling housing stock, and swarms of flipper/investor scumbags
This is exactly how it feels to do modern highway speeds in a 40 year old 300ZX
October 2, 2025 at 7:03 PM
This is exactly how it feels to do modern highway speeds in a 40 year old 300ZX
I still need to take the motorcycle up Rialto Street just so I can say I did. 25% grade? Fuck it, full send in second gear.
Hell, maybe even make a tour of it and take the old girl up all the steepest streets in Pittsburgh, the same day #motosky
Hell, maybe even make a tour of it and take the old girl up all the steepest streets in Pittsburgh, the same day #motosky
October 1, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I still need to take the motorcycle up Rialto Street just so I can say I did. 25% grade? Fuck it, full send in second gear.
Hell, maybe even make a tour of it and take the old girl up all the steepest streets in Pittsburgh, the same day #motosky
Hell, maybe even make a tour of it and take the old girl up all the steepest streets in Pittsburgh, the same day #motosky
6 hours to install one axle seal and bash my head against the wall on another, breaking a seal driver and the following bunch of improvised seal drivers
A big “fuck youuuuu” to whatever dipshit Ford engineer put this little divot on the transmission, just to make installing the seal impossible
A big “fuck youuuuu” to whatever dipshit Ford engineer put this little divot on the transmission, just to make installing the seal impossible
September 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
6 hours to install one axle seal and bash my head against the wall on another, breaking a seal driver and the following bunch of improvised seal drivers
A big “fuck youuuuu” to whatever dipshit Ford engineer put this little divot on the transmission, just to make installing the seal impossible
A big “fuck youuuuu” to whatever dipshit Ford engineer put this little divot on the transmission, just to make installing the seal impossible
If your venue charges a cover AND has the balls to demand a minimum $ amount spent on food/drinks, guess what? I'm never going to your venue
September 20, 2025 at 1:18 AM
If your venue charges a cover AND has the balls to demand a minimum $ amount spent on food/drinks, guess what? I'm never going to your venue
"Exhausted James May trying to cobble together some kind of fix for Hammond’s model ship on a moving train" is my exact mood anymore
September 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
"Exhausted James May trying to cobble together some kind of fix for Hammond’s model ship on a moving train" is my exact mood anymore
NO COYOTE, DON’T EAT THE THING
#hourly #yote https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/yotes/26439372085_f4bc7216df_c.jpg
September 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
NO COYOTE, DON’T EAT THE THING
Went through hazmat ops class yesterday. Instructor spiced it up by saying "there's your partner, here's a UN placard number, figure out what you need to know responding to an incident with this substance". Great idea tbh, caught everyone off guard and made us use our brains... mostly.
September 15, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Went through hazmat ops class yesterday. Instructor spiced it up by saying "there's your partner, here's a UN placard number, figure out what you need to know responding to an incident with this substance". Great idea tbh, caught everyone off guard and made us use our brains... mostly.
Well, my mood rollercoastered REAL hard hearing Fleury would be back in Pittsburgh for a game to book-end his career... followed by finding out that they jacked up the ticket prices for that game by 900%.
God forbid they throw the poors a bone. lol
God forbid they throw the poors a bone. lol
September 13, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Well, my mood rollercoastered REAL hard hearing Fleury would be back in Pittsburgh for a game to book-end his career... followed by finding out that they jacked up the ticket prices for that game by 900%.
God forbid they throw the poors a bone. lol
God forbid they throw the poors a bone. lol
Oh no, I'm drinking and shopping for lever action rifles again.
September 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Oh no, I'm drinking and shopping for lever action rifles again.
Saw house within budget as soon as the listing dropped.
Toured it immediately.
Really liked it. Needed work, but nothing insurmountable.
Put offer in the same day for over asking (becoming what I hate).
Got outbid anyway because there were SIX other offers higher than mine.
Toured it immediately.
Really liked it. Needed work, but nothing insurmountable.
Put offer in the same day for over asking (becoming what I hate).
Got outbid anyway because there were SIX other offers higher than mine.
September 3, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Saw house within budget as soon as the listing dropped.
Toured it immediately.
Really liked it. Needed work, but nothing insurmountable.
Put offer in the same day for over asking (becoming what I hate).
Got outbid anyway because there were SIX other offers higher than mine.
Toured it immediately.
Really liked it. Needed work, but nothing insurmountable.
Put offer in the same day for over asking (becoming what I hate).
Got outbid anyway because there were SIX other offers higher than mine.