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Dys
@dys.bsky.social
Fennec-coyote/big eared bastard, adventurer, troublemaker, yinzer, backpacker, hitchhiker, scoot jockey, nomad trash, salty, paramedic, bandana-wearing Z31 driver, stupid idiot, sincerely trying.
This implies the Patagonia-wearing baby-faced residents would stoop to the level of taking vitals, instead of the overworked tech or RN wearing a t-shirt and a permanent aura of sadness
November 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Don’t make me tap the sign bsky.app/profile/dys....
this is required reading for all the "AVOID PAYING COASTAL PRICES WITH THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK: MOVE TO PITTSBURGH FOR EZ CHEAP HOUSING" people out there

it's cheapER, but only if you feel like dealing with our lower wages, crumbling housing stock, and swarms of flipper/investor scumbags
Corporate buyers are crowding the housing market as rising prices and aging properties defer the homeowner dream for young Pittsburghers. buff.ly/Wv6ItNB
November 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Bandanas, Balaclavas, and Bandoliers
November 8, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Society if US government contracts ever considered using anything foreign
November 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Dudes rock
November 3, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I bid and I offered, all my manners were polite. But all the time I’m thinkin’ of my little Armalite
November 3, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Most intelligent PAT PD moment
October 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Average yinzer's porch on halloween
October 28, 2025 at 4:56 AM
The electrolyte water, obviously
October 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I'm gonna get it done any day now, it just needs a little more profanity thrown at it
October 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
s o u l s y n c h r o m a c h i n e
October 14, 2025 at 5:56 PM