Dyngo Tyranno
@dyngotyranno.bsky.social
51, he/him. Dyngo is a dingo.
Enjoys reading bad people and good books.
Same name in other places and spaces.
Enjoys reading bad people and good books.
Same name in other places and spaces.
Me: I have two days off in a row, so I can finally get a few things done.
Lungs, feet, lower back: wanna bet?
Lungs, feet, lower back: wanna bet?
October 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Me: I have two days off in a row, so I can finally get a few things done.
Lungs, feet, lower back: wanna bet?
Lungs, feet, lower back: wanna bet?
WTF GOP FDJT
Easily, his most elaborate and destructive distraction from #TheEPSEIN_Files... yet.
October 1, 2025 at 7:02 PM
WTF GOP FDJT
Y'all are grownups.
Clean up after yourselves and respect shared spaces.
Clean up after yourselves and respect shared spaces.
Every morning, there's a lady from the hotel going around taking photos of the carnage we leave behind. I wonder whether this will have any consequences...
September 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Y'all are grownups.
Clean up after yourselves and respect shared spaces.
Clean up after yourselves and respect shared spaces.
My hot take this week?
Even when it's fun, funny, and done well?
Don't call it a Rusical if they lipsync.
Even when it's fun, funny, and done well?
Don't call it a Rusical if they lipsync.
September 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
My hot take this week?
Even when it's fun, funny, and done well?
Don't call it a Rusical if they lipsync.
Even when it's fun, funny, and done well?
Don't call it a Rusical if they lipsync.
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RFK Jr was an 8 year old child in 1960 and was constantly surrounded by well-off rich people.
Every person he knew had the money to afford the best healthcare available at the time.
He genuinely has no idea what life is like for your average American, regardless of the decade.
Every person he knew had the money to afford the best healthcare available at the time.
He genuinely has no idea what life is like for your average American, regardless of the decade.
RFK Jr. rolled out that old chestnut again about how healthy Americans were in the 60’s, so here’s a fact check.
In 1965:
-42% of American adults smoked; it’s 11% now.
-The infant morality rate was 24.7/1000; it’s 5.6/1000 now.
-Overall life expectancy was 70 years; it's about 77 years now.
In 1965:
-42% of American adults smoked; it’s 11% now.
-The infant morality rate was 24.7/1000; it’s 5.6/1000 now.
-Overall life expectancy was 70 years; it's about 77 years now.
September 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
RFK Jr was an 8 year old child in 1960 and was constantly surrounded by well-off rich people.
Every person he knew had the money to afford the best healthcare available at the time.
He genuinely has no idea what life is like for your average American, regardless of the decade.
Every person he knew had the money to afford the best healthcare available at the time.
He genuinely has no idea what life is like for your average American, regardless of the decade.
Y'all want boutique service at warehouse prices.
Quit it.
Quit it.
September 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Y'all want boutique service at warehouse prices.
Quit it.
Quit it.
If my AuDHD was any worse, my pronouns would be huh/what?
August 17, 2025 at 3:29 AM
If my AuDHD was any worse, my pronouns would be huh/what?
At first glance, you might think that $45 seems like a lot for two medium pizzas & two orders of loaded tater tots. However, it's dinner for two, for two days. so that's technically four meals, which breaks down to $11.25 per meal.
July 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
At first glance, you might think that $45 seems like a lot for two medium pizzas & two orders of loaded tater tots. However, it's dinner for two, for two days. so that's technically four meals, which breaks down to $11.25 per meal.
Sometimes it’s stop, collaborate, and listen; sometimes it’s stop, drop, and roll.
July 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Sometimes it’s stop, collaborate, and listen; sometimes it’s stop, drop, and roll.
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On Smallville, they looked right into the camera and just said it.
July 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
On Smallville, they looked right into the camera and just said it.
Jinkx Monsoon and Ben DeLaCreme, as photographed at the curtain call of their 1975 Holiday Special.
June 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Jinkx Monsoon and Ben DeLaCreme, as photographed at the curtain call of their 1975 Holiday Special.
As soon as I could ride a bike, I was off. First our street, then streets where the other kids lived, then beyond. Our subdivision had a big overgrown lot, older kids mowed 'trails' & we all rode bikes there. When i was older I rode my 10-speed everywhere. When I started driving? All over Atlanta.
Until I was 8 I was required to remain on the street where we lived, but from age 9 on i could roam freely, including taking the bus/subway. My best friend was two years older than me, and with him we went all over the city. I also bopped around myself on my bike, to the schoolyard or local parks.
June 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
As soon as I could ride a bike, I was off. First our street, then streets where the other kids lived, then beyond. Our subdivision had a big overgrown lot, older kids mowed 'trails' & we all rode bikes there. When i was older I rode my 10-speed everywhere. When I started driving? All over Atlanta.
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Just saw a comedian say "If vaccines caused autism then America would have trains" and I almost spit out my drink.
May 30, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Just saw a comedian say "If vaccines caused autism then America would have trains" and I almost spit out my drink.
If companies didn't support you the other 11 months, don't shop them in June.
May 31, 2025 at 1:06 AM
If companies didn't support you the other 11 months, don't shop them in June.
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I remember the Hillary version of this in 2017.
April 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I remember the Hillary version of this in 2017.
...exCUSE me. How very dare this accurately portray my life in such a direct manner.
(and yeah pizza would be *amazing* right about now....)
(and yeah pizza would be *amazing* right about now....)
April 3, 2025 at 1:41 AM
...exCUSE me. How very dare this accurately portray my life in such a direct manner.
(and yeah pizza would be *amazing* right about now....)
(and yeah pizza would be *amazing* right about now....)
Life pro-tip: you can mind your business and stand on business at the same time.
March 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Life pro-tip: you can mind your business and stand on business at the same time.
Both?
Both.
Both is good.
Both.
Both is good.
So what kind of neurodivergent were you as a kid, the reads the dictionary kind or the listens to the same song on repeat kind
March 16, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Both?
Both.
Both is good.
Both.
Both is good.
If you keep toeing a line that moves to the right, what did you think would happen?
March 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
If you keep toeing a line that moves to the right, what did you think would happen?
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813 US billionaires held a record $6.72 trillion in wealth at the end of 2024.
The bottom 50% of Americans held roughly $3.9 trillion in wealth.
When 813 people control more wealth than half a country’s population, we have a very serious problem.
The bottom 50% of Americans held roughly $3.9 trillion in wealth.
When 813 people control more wealth than half a country’s population, we have a very serious problem.
February 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
813 US billionaires held a record $6.72 trillion in wealth at the end of 2024.
The bottom 50% of Americans held roughly $3.9 trillion in wealth.
When 813 people control more wealth than half a country’s population, we have a very serious problem.
The bottom 50% of Americans held roughly $3.9 trillion in wealth.
When 813 people control more wealth than half a country’s population, we have a very serious problem.
Our 13-year old yellow lab mix, Margo, will beg, no matter the food item.
Rob said: "Margo, you can't have corn dogs. Just cause it has dog in the name doesn't mean it's for you. Are you a cannibal?"
I said "Accountable for what? I'm innocent, whatever it is."
and so it goes.
Rob said: "Margo, you can't have corn dogs. Just cause it has dog in the name doesn't mean it's for you. Are you a cannibal?"
I said "Accountable for what? I'm innocent, whatever it is."
and so it goes.
February 11, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Our 13-year old yellow lab mix, Margo, will beg, no matter the food item.
Rob said: "Margo, you can't have corn dogs. Just cause it has dog in the name doesn't mean it's for you. Are you a cannibal?"
I said "Accountable for what? I'm innocent, whatever it is."
and so it goes.
Rob said: "Margo, you can't have corn dogs. Just cause it has dog in the name doesn't mean it's for you. Are you a cannibal?"
I said "Accountable for what? I'm innocent, whatever it is."
and so it goes.
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The Internet Archive has to date downloaded 500 terabytes of US government websites, which it crawls at the end of every presidential term. The whole archive is fully searchable. This effort's housed by a donation-funded nonprofit, not a branch of the US government. blog.archive.org/2024/05/08/e...
End of Term Web Archive – Preserving the Transition of a Nation | Internet Archive Blogs
blog.archive.org
February 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
The Internet Archive has to date downloaded 500 terabytes of US government websites, which it crawls at the end of every presidential term. The whole archive is fully searchable. This effort's housed by a donation-funded nonprofit, not a branch of the US government. blog.archive.org/2024/05/08/e...
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Just leaving this here...
January 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Just leaving this here...