dylan
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dylan
@dylaodylao.bsky.social
Milwaukee, WI. Friends call me Juice Man. Big data and stats nerd.
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Jordan Love will win at least one Super Bowl in Green Bay.
My hot take of the day as a rabid packers fan is that if Teddy Bridgewater didn't blow his knee out he would've won Minnesota a super bowl.
November 24, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Last night, the Trump Administration sent a letter suggesting Wisconsin should return our FoodShare payments.

My response ⬇️
November 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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October 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Booing Chourio while he's obviously hurt. Stay classy, LA. #NLCS
October 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Hey Cubs, fuck you!
October 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Patrick Stump didn't need to go so hard with the music in "Spidey and his Amazing Friends"
October 10, 2025 at 2:27 PM
September 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Uh yeah I'm thinking go pack go
September 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Peace president
September 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I don't think the Brewers will ever lose again
August 16, 2025 at 12:57 PM
This differential is insane
August 16, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Show this to the next person who tells you that Wisconsin is a “climate haven.”

We’ve seen increased precipitation rates for decades, and this flooding is just a sign of what’s to come.

Now’s the time to prepare for the wetter, warmer, & more unpredictable weather.
August 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Give Pat Murphy manager of the year again
August 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Best team in baseball
August 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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how can you not be romantic about jordan love

signature.theplayerstribune.com/jordan-love-...
None of This Was Supposed to Happen | By Jordan Love
Without that brotherhood of football, I never would have made it.
signature.theplayerstribune.com
August 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Just had a Metroid Dread glitchless hard run. 2:05:55. Would have put me at #4 on the leader board.

Stop the timer and go to stop the recording and I forgot to start recording 😭
July 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Best team in baseball. Go @milwaukeebrewers.bsky.social
July 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Give Pat Murphy NL MOY again. God damn I love this team.
July 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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A tall lanky dork who can throw over 100mph
A crazy-haired first baseman that everyone gave up on
A scrappy Italian who refuses to keep his jersey clean
A manager who can’t stop swearing or doing one liners
The Milwaukee Brewers are an inspirational Disney sports movie from 1990s.
July 13, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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randomly thought about this hilarious touchdown from the 4th and 8 game.
June 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Wonder if all the analysts will put the Steelers in super bowl contention all of a sudden like they did the Jets immediately after he signed there?
Aaron Rodgers is a Pittsburgh Steeler.

How many games is this offense winning?
June 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Been deep into Metroid lately and man do I want this jacket.
May 31, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Well with the bucks out, go wolves
May 1, 2025 at 8:34 PM