John “BrewersRaptor” Egan
@brewersraptor.bsky.social
Comedian/writer. Milwaukee Brewers. Wisconsin sports.
I heard “Wicked: For Good” is just like the Green Bay Packers:
Good, but could be better and the previous version was probably better and it’s taking too long to get to the ending we want.
Good, but could be better and the previous version was probably better and it’s taking too long to get to the ending we want.
November 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I heard “Wicked: For Good” is just like the Green Bay Packers:
Good, but could be better and the previous version was probably better and it’s taking too long to get to the ending we want.
Good, but could be better and the previous version was probably better and it’s taking too long to get to the ending we want.
Producing and performing all weekend for Don’t Tell shows!
November 20, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Producing and performing all weekend for Don’t Tell shows!
Tom Schweiger in Superior, WI thinks the LGBTQ+ community members in Green Bay should be hung
November 4, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Tom Schweiger in Superior, WI thinks the LGBTQ+ community members in Green Bay should be hung
Kids: Dad, it’s Halloween let’s listen to spooky music.
Me: You will learn every word of “Move Along” by All-American Rejects or I have FAILED YOU.
Me: You will learn every word of “Move Along” by All-American Rejects or I have FAILED YOU.
October 31, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Kids: Dad, it’s Halloween let’s listen to spooky music.
Me: You will learn every word of “Move Along” by All-American Rejects or I have FAILED YOU.
Me: You will learn every word of “Move Along” by All-American Rejects or I have FAILED YOU.
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Rob Manfred allowed a musical performance in the middle of the game because he doesn’t like baseball and doesn’t give a shit.
October 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Rob Manfred allowed a musical performance in the middle of the game because he doesn’t like baseball and doesn’t give a shit.
Them: Describe a Packers fan
Me:
Me:
October 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Them: Describe a Packers fan
Me:
Me:
Thanks for visiting my web site Cubs fans!
October 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Thanks for visiting my web site Cubs fans!
BREAKING:
Joe Flacco has been traded to the Milwaukee Brewers to quote “add starting depth” for the NLCS
Joe Flacco has been traded to the Milwaukee Brewers to quote “add starting depth” for the NLCS
October 14, 2025 at 6:20 PM
BREAKING:
Joe Flacco has been traded to the Milwaukee Brewers to quote “add starting depth” for the NLCS
Joe Flacco has been traded to the Milwaukee Brewers to quote “add starting depth” for the NLCS
Does “Tron:Ares” know that no one wants to see it and it’s going to bomb?
October 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Does “Tron:Ares” know that no one wants to see it and it’s going to bomb?
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3 days ago my brother in law said he usually puts 1/4 cup of creamer in every cup of coffee and I still haven’t recovered
October 8, 2025 at 12:28 PM
3 days ago my brother in law said he usually puts 1/4 cup of creamer in every cup of coffee and I still haven’t recovered
Gee can’t imagine why people hate Cubs fans
October 7, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Gee can’t imagine why people hate Cubs fans
Kesha’s new album > Sabrina’s new album > Taylor’s new album
October 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Kesha’s new album > Sabrina’s new album > Taylor’s new album
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to my fellow Brewers fans, embrace this opportunity
we have the chance to do the funniest and best possible thing imaginable
it's time to get stuck in and take it to these clowns
we have the chance to do the funniest and best possible thing imaginable
it's time to get stuck in and take it to these clowns
October 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
to my fellow Brewers fans, embrace this opportunity
we have the chance to do the funniest and best possible thing imaginable
it's time to get stuck in and take it to these clowns
we have the chance to do the funniest and best possible thing imaginable
it's time to get stuck in and take it to these clowns
The review no one asked for
October 3, 2025 at 11:23 AM
The review no one asked for
My kids thought “Hot Rod” was funny and got to breathe a sigh of relief that they have good senses of humor
October 2, 2025 at 2:48 PM
My kids thought “Hot Rod” was funny and got to breathe a sigh of relief that they have good senses of humor
What we are missing in all of this is that Conan was clearly the best Late Night host of all time.
September 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
What we are missing in all of this is that Conan was clearly the best Late Night host of all time.
People.
How are we not smarter than this?
7000 likes and 1000 shares and completely fake lol
How are we not smarter than this?
7000 likes and 1000 shares and completely fake lol
September 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
People.
How are we not smarter than this?
7000 likes and 1000 shares and completely fake lol
How are we not smarter than this?
7000 likes and 1000 shares and completely fake lol
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The one thing I want to say about the Packers' victory is: Release the Epstein files.
September 12, 2025 at 6:09 PM
The one thing I want to say about the Packers' victory is: Release the Epstein files.
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Russ Ball appropriately remaining in the shadow realm
September 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Russ Ball appropriately remaining in the shadow realm
Packers have officially entered their villain era
September 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Packers have officially entered their villain era