Dylan Biles
@dylanbiles.bsky.social
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If any of you doubted that Mamdani would, if he won, become an instantly national figure, I urge you to seek out and watch his speech in full. It is a barn-burner, with a big piece of it aimed right at Trump and another big piece pretty clearly aimed at the Democratic Party establishment.
November 5, 2025 at 4:42 AM
If any of you doubted that Mamdani would, if he won, become an instantly national figure, I urge you to seek out and watch his speech in full. It is a barn-burner, with a big piece of it aimed right at Trump and another big piece pretty clearly aimed at the Democratic Party establishment.
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Citizens United is among the worst decisions in Supreme Court history.
It's allowed billionaires to completely take over our politics and destroy our democracy.
There are days when we are reminded just how pernicious that ruling was.
Today is one of those days.
It's allowed billionaires to completely take over our politics and destroy our democracy.
There are days when we are reminded just how pernicious that ruling was.
Today is one of those days.
June 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Citizens United is among the worst decisions in Supreme Court history.
It's allowed billionaires to completely take over our politics and destroy our democracy.
There are days when we are reminded just how pernicious that ruling was.
Today is one of those days.
It's allowed billionaires to completely take over our politics and destroy our democracy.
There are days when we are reminded just how pernicious that ruling was.
Today is one of those days.
We are simply not up for this.
A shutdown would give Donald Trump the keys to the city, state, and country.
Musk has said he wants a shutdown, and reporting has shown he is already making plans to use the shutdown to expedite his destruction of key government programs and services.
Musk has said he wants a shutdown, and reporting has shown he is already making plans to use the shutdown to expedite his destruction of key government programs and services.
March 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
We are simply not up for this.
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Your Audi....has headlights that can be arranged in a number of different configurations
March 3, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Your Audi....has headlights that can be arranged in a number of different configurations
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I think an American flag created entirely by black men at the Superbowl is one of the best pieces of art I've seen in my lifetime. I hope it actually killed some folks. And I hope it finally closes the fucking book on the argument that we shouldn't use the flag to fight the God damned fascists.
February 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I think an American flag created entirely by black men at the Superbowl is one of the best pieces of art I've seen in my lifetime. I hope it actually killed some folks. And I hope it finally closes the fucking book on the argument that we shouldn't use the flag to fight the God damned fascists.
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I've seen a lot of talk in Austin FC media/fan spaces about need for a number 10, so I wanted to see what's worked in MLS recently. There's little correlation with just having a primary chance creator and "success." There's a lot of nuance beyond that.
Data/analysis:
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
Data/analysis:
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
Primary Chance Creators
docs.google.com
January 31, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I've seen a lot of talk in Austin FC media/fan spaces about need for a number 10, so I wanted to see what's worked in MLS recently. There's little correlation with just having a primary chance creator and "success." There's a lot of nuance beyond that.
Data/analysis:
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
Data/analysis:
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
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Sebastian Driussi did not have permission from Austin to miss the medical.
As such, the club and league have begun disciplinary measures against Driussi in line with missing mandatory events.
Club stance is they will count on him for 2025 if no deal reached.
As such, the club and league have begun disciplinary measures against Driussi in line with missing mandatory events.
Club stance is they will count on him for 2025 if no deal reached.
🟢 Sources: Sebastian Driussi no-shows mandatory medical to kick off Austin FC preseason as he tries to force a move to River Plate
❌ ATX made clear to Driussi he won't leave unless acceptable bid comes + replacement ready
🇦🇷 No agreement w/ River Plate
www.givemesport.com/austin-fc-se...
❌ ATX made clear to Driussi he won't leave unless acceptable bid comes + replacement ready
🇦🇷 No agreement w/ River Plate
www.givemesport.com/austin-fc-se...
Austin FC's Driussi pushes for River Plate move after preseason no-show: Sources
Austin FC Sebastian Driussi did not show up for the club's mandatory physical at the start of preseason as he tries to force a move to River Plate.
www.givemesport.com
January 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Sebastian Driussi did not have permission from Austin to miss the medical.
As such, the club and league have begun disciplinary measures against Driussi in line with missing mandatory events.
Club stance is they will count on him for 2025 if no deal reached.
As such, the club and league have begun disciplinary measures against Driussi in line with missing mandatory events.
Club stance is they will count on him for 2025 if no deal reached.
Claudio Reyna would never….
An exhausted Rodolfo Borrell gets emotional to close out today’s press conference welcoming Brandon Vazquez to Austin.
#AustinFC
#AustinFC
January 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Claudio Reyna would never….
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🚨 DRIUSSI ON THE MOVE? 🚨
According to Pablo Noya, River Plate has agreed to terms with Sebastián Driussi, who has reportedly accepted a pay cut to make the move happen. Pablo Noya states that River Plate has offered $9M for Driussi, with the deal currently pending approval from Austin FC.
According to Pablo Noya, River Plate has agreed to terms with Sebastián Driussi, who has reportedly accepted a pay cut to make the move happen. Pablo Noya states that River Plate has offered $9M for Driussi, with the deal currently pending approval from Austin FC.
January 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
🚨 DRIUSSI ON THE MOVE? 🚨
According to Pablo Noya, River Plate has agreed to terms with Sebastián Driussi, who has reportedly accepted a pay cut to make the move happen. Pablo Noya states that River Plate has offered $9M for Driussi, with the deal currently pending approval from Austin FC.
According to Pablo Noya, River Plate has agreed to terms with Sebastián Driussi, who has reportedly accepted a pay cut to make the move happen. Pablo Noya states that River Plate has offered $9M for Driussi, with the deal currently pending approval from Austin FC.
Just the most objectively funny thing that could have happened
Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:15 PM
Just the most objectively funny thing that could have happened
Hello bluesky. Forgot you were here!
November 8, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Hello bluesky. Forgot you were here!
Thanks to @thefalsenine.bsky.social for the invite! Finally here on bluesky
August 2, 2023 at 6:58 PM
Thanks to @thefalsenine.bsky.social for the invite! Finally here on bluesky