DykeThoughts™️
@dykethoughts.bsky.social
Unhinged lesbian thoughts I am too cowardly to post on main
coming to the realization that my gf is basically a trans version of my biggest high school crush and tbh it’s a dream come true
September 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
coming to the realization that my gf is basically a trans version of my biggest high school crush and tbh it’s a dream come true
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Bitches don't even know about the hidden weakness in my enchanted signet ring
September 20, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Bitches don't even know about the hidden weakness in my enchanted signet ring
girls i have eaten the ass of for their first time ever count: 3 on the year. i spread the gospel of spreading cheeks
September 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
girls i have eaten the ass of for their first time ever count: 3 on the year. i spread the gospel of spreading cheeks
calling her a good dog in her ear as she cums for you and woofs >>>>>
September 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
calling her a good dog in her ear as she cums for you and woofs >>>>>
at “grooving to german ska” levels of intoxication
September 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
at “grooving to german ska” levels of intoxication
Night Time is the Dyke Time
September 20, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Night Time is the Dyke Time
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Maybe if I didn’t still know all 3 verses of Semi-Charmed Life, I could remember one fucking password
September 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Maybe if I didn’t still know all 3 verses of Semi-Charmed Life, I could remember one fucking password
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[motions to the whole world]
none of this would have happened if kolchak the night stalker got more than one season.
none of this would have happened if kolchak the night stalker got more than one season.
September 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
[motions to the whole world]
none of this would have happened if kolchak the night stalker got more than one season.
none of this would have happened if kolchak the night stalker got more than one season.
might get into drawing furry stuff just so i can give my girlfriend a picture of herself as a puppy which i am moderately positive would imprint her onto me for life
September 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
might get into drawing furry stuff just so i can give my girlfriend a picture of herself as a puppy which i am moderately positive would imprint her onto me for life
saw an ex today on the same bus as me, pretended to not notice her or how hot she was in that moment, i almost just point blank asked if she wanted to fool around sometime but on the other hand life is messy enough without reopening old wounds
September 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
saw an ex today on the same bus as me, pretended to not notice her or how hot she was in that moment, i almost just point blank asked if she wanted to fool around sometime but on the other hand life is messy enough without reopening old wounds
will stancil is having a psychotic break because he can’t imagine a reason why you might want to not rsvp for a protest lmao
September 19, 2025 at 3:54 AM
will stancil is having a psychotic break because he can’t imagine a reason why you might want to not rsvp for a protest lmao
i discovered a local baby twinky transfem yesterday and i am already possessive of them like no one will ever hurt u babydoll you are everything
September 19, 2025 at 3:31 AM
i discovered a local baby twinky transfem yesterday and i am already possessive of them like no one will ever hurt u babydoll you are everything
please stop pointing out the irony of a company that made Andor kowtowing to fascist demands they literally just wanted the emmy prestige
September 19, 2025 at 3:28 AM
please stop pointing out the irony of a company that made Andor kowtowing to fascist demands they literally just wanted the emmy prestige
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having an awesome giant girlcock makes it real awkward how bad i desire a vagina
September 19, 2025 at 3:22 AM
having an awesome giant girlcock makes it real awkward how bad i desire a vagina
fascism is bad, authoritarianism is bad, however nothing that exists in this life could possibly get me to say the words “I stand with Jimmy Kimmel” in seriousness
September 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
fascism is bad, authoritarianism is bad, however nothing that exists in this life could possibly get me to say the words “I stand with Jimmy Kimmel” in seriousness
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Eavesdropping on a woman rn who’s complaining that she wants to cancel Disney+ but her kids will go apeshit without Bluey and it’s taking every fiber of my being not to interrupt and ask if she’s heard the good news about our lord and savior Blu-Ray
September 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Eavesdropping on a woman rn who’s complaining that she wants to cancel Disney+ but her kids will go apeshit without Bluey and it’s taking every fiber of my being not to interrupt and ask if she’s heard the good news about our lord and savior Blu-Ray
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it's kind of absurd that "nominally leftist organizations in 2025 should At Least be half women in membership and in leadership and if they aren't then something is wrong" is some kind of radical take
September 18, 2025 at 4:13 PM
it's kind of absurd that "nominally leftist organizations in 2025 should At Least be half women in membership and in leadership and if they aren't then something is wrong" is some kind of radical take
comedy is legal now for me but not for thee
September 18, 2025 at 3:55 PM
comedy is legal now for me but not for thee
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*random guy from 1897 watching a Katy Perry concert* AHHH SHE’S COMING RIGHT AT ME LIKE A DARK HORSE
September 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
*random guy from 1897 watching a Katy Perry concert* AHHH SHE’S COMING RIGHT AT ME LIKE A DARK HORSE
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so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
September 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
fondly remembering those two years from roughly 2009-2011 where everyone called mdma “thizz”
September 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM
fondly remembering those two years from roughly 2009-2011 where everyone called mdma “thizz”
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Hard to pinpoint the single most embarrassing thing about this exchange
September 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Hard to pinpoint the single most embarrassing thing about this exchange
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fascism is here and you can no longer find your favorite shows and movies on Poob. it’s not on Poob anymore.
September 18, 2025 at 12:11 PM
fascism is here and you can no longer find your favorite shows and movies on Poob. it’s not on Poob anymore.