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DW Rhodes
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Writer/Humorist at http://dwrhodes.ink 💻 #USNavy #Veteran ⚓ SeaWorld Mime 🤡 Radio Producer/Host🎙️Hollywood Security Pro👮🏼Film/TV Background Actor 🎬 San Francisco Tour Guide 🌉 Now #Retired to an Island Oasis 🏝️ in San Francisco Bay.
John Mulaney from a few years back, but sadly the metaphor still applies. If you haven't seen this bit, take a break to treat yourself to a hearty laugh wrapped in a poignant message 😂

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There's a Horse In The Hospital | John Mulaney | Netflix Is A Joke
YouTube video by Netflix Is A Joke
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August 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The side of a mug that someone sent to my wife as a gift.
August 20, 2025 at 12:45 AM
From my tour guide days, this family was all set to go. Daddy had made sure his little girl was buckled in, so she had to make sure that HER baby was buckled in too.

Safety First!
August 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Now, now... Charlie Brown would NEVER swear like that!

He is far too wholesome to utter the words, "Donald Trump."
August 17, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I have to admit that I'm really upset about how the press just doesn't seem to care at all about the welfare of our men and women in law enforcement.

I mean, how IS the sandwich cop? Is he going to pull through? Did he get Dijon in his eye? Did they successfully remove that olive in surgery?
August 16, 2025 at 2:51 AM
This is why ghosts don't talk to me...
August 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Normally, I'd balk at anything coming out of Newsom's press office that looks like it was composed by a 5th grade school kid, but I'm LMAO at the realization Gavin is just speaking his language.
August 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
James Spader was SO great in that role... we saw every episode. As for the closing, it's quite timely right now. Thanks for a great share. I love the writing in this.
Season 3 Episode 23
Episode: "Duck and Cover"

Alan Shore's closing after having defended a priest who is accused of harbouring illegal immigrants.

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Boston Legal -- Illegal Immigrants
YouTube video by Frustrated Idealist
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August 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Sadly, I have a feeling the DC violence rate is about to go WAY up.
Violent crime in Washington, DC is at a 30 year low.

He’s using emotionally-charged anecdotes rather than actual data.

He wants to build an armed fortress around his dictatorship.
August 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Good LORD, man... just do a 'Bing Crosby' already and get it over with.

(If you don't know, look it up. Bing was in Spain, DT in Scotland).
Trump will spend his weekend promoting a new golf course at his resort in Scotland – costing taxpayers an estimated $10 million.

After this jaunt, he will have spent at least $52 million of taxpayer money on golf trips.

If that’s not fraud, waste, and abuse, I don’t know what is.
Donald Trump's Golf Spending Spree
Yesterday, Donald Trump said that the U.S. has "too many non-working holidays." Our "pro-worker president" thinks that w
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July 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I wish I could say, "I did 'NOTSEE' THAT coming," but I'd be lying *cough*
🚨 Fox News host argues it’s time to normalize “Nazi”.

This is so f*cking outrageous.

What a dangerous idea. Absolutely un-American and deeply, deeply antisemitic.

We can’t let sh*t like this pass!!
July 18, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Ten years ago, I was a San Francisco Tour Guide and snapped this photo on the bus one day. I have no idea who these people were, because they were just random guests, but feel free to make it a meme.

Just please send your meme to me too if you post it.

#SanFrancisco #Meme #BigBusTours
July 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I always wonder if that ever present cross around her neck burns just a little when she gets home, so she has to use a bit of Hydrocortisone cream to ease the rash.
“He who passively accepts evil is as much involved in it as he who helps to perpetrate it. He who accepts evil without protesting against it is really cooperating with it.” ~ Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

KKKaroline is complicit.

🎥 BeingLiberal (IG)
July 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Oh, Andy, tsk tsk... There are cameras EVERYWHERE now, dude!

When I did surveillance 22 years ago *cough* there were starting to be cameras everywhere. I ran a few for LAPD.

OVER TWENTY YEARS AGO.

Now the CIA can land an 'insect' on your windowsill and record all.

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Tech company Astronomer launches investigation into 'kiss cam' moment at Coldplay concert
A man and woman at a Coldplay concert in Boston ducked when shown on the Jumbotron.
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July 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
My wife and I live in VA supportive housing. As a part of the deal, I get an 'assessment' every few months, and the case worker has to ask me what my goals are. I've told her that I am not 'goal-oriented,' per se, and never have been. She understands.

Nonetheless, I just sent her this post...
‘Beware of looking for goals: look for a way of life. Decide how you want to live and then see what you can do to make a living *within* that way of life.’

Today marks the birthday of American journalist and author Hunter S. Thompson. Born July 18, 1937 in Louisville, Kentucky.
July 18, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I asked ChatGPT to show me what I would look like if I choose not to go to a human detention camp once AI takes over the human race, but chose instead to assimilate into the collective.

I kind of like it. I have way more hair.
July 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Over 24k likes in 2 hours. But of course, it IS Mark Hamill, LOL. But yeah, we love you @stephencolbert.bsky.social and will see you on the other side, after we cancel our Paramount sub. Speaking of Hamill, we're going to miss all the Star Trek stuff there.

I KNOW he was Star WARS, shut up. Phht.
Dear @stephencolbert.bsky.social,

Thanks for all the years of speaking truth to power & finding the funny in fascism.
Looking forward to following you wherever you land,

Your fan, Mar🐫
July 18, 2025 at 9:39 PM
This is an awesome and brilliant maneuver, but this kind of short is questionable. Why is there a clear, color camera surveilling that very spot of a boring alley, right where the car stops? It might be legit, but it needs context. Otherwise, what TV show is this? 🤔

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55M views · 656K reactions | This is not the rescue they expected! 😂💥 | 5-Minute Crafts
This is not the rescue they expected! 😂💥.
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July 17, 2025 at 11:35 AM
It seems they've arrived. My (half-Mexican) wife and I live in SF, and have for many years. I've been waiting for this possibility, and sure enough, after that bill passed and the goonies got billions in funding they are looking at 10K new hires.

It's time to prepare.

@sherylschaffner.bsky.social
July 17, 2025 at 1:54 AM
This is ol' Jack, a homeless fellow who used to panhandle near our office in San Francisco. Photo taken in 2016, on the 1st day he showed up with that sign.

His previous sign was the typical, "Homeless, please help." After he made the sign shown, his 'donations' increased tenfold if not more.
July 14, 2025 at 11:27 AM
1/5

I’ve been seeing a lot of old photos posted lately in connection with the #EpsteinFiles. Many show young girls with these powerful men. Some are being reposted again and again, often to make valid points about power, complicity, and abuse. But I'd like to raise a point for consideration...
July 14, 2025 at 10:43 AM
"Spidey" has a fantastic channel that we've been following for several years. This upload is quite interesting...

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#Spidey #EpsteinFiles #BodyLanguage #KarolineLeavett
White House CAUGHT LYING About Epstein! Body Language Analyst Reacts to Trump, Leavitt & Bondi
YouTube video by The Behavioral Arts
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July 13, 2025 at 9:12 AM
There could be, but to use The National Enquirer for anything other than to start a fire in your fireplace or to line a birdcage, is nuts.
July 12, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Well, you're a senior... get to it. You'll find the gloves over there by the watering truck. We see you brought your 4-year-old grandson too. Great, we'll start him on iceberg, it's the easiest to pick, and he can graduate to Romaine and spinach when he's 10.
Because it's not the 1800's and it's supposedly not a shithole country.
July 10, 2025 at 12:43 AM
We live about 2.7 miles upstream from grumpy ol' Alcatraz, so he's our neighbor. And BOY, is he pissed!

#AlligatorAlcatraz #ICE
July 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM