herbie jefferson
@dwowd.bsky.social
a madman in his most incandescent bloom 🩷💜💙
current product owner/former BI developer at a f500 fintech
part time green witch, part time tofu chef, full time drunk (semi-retired)
i like dogs more than i like you.
current product owner/former BI developer at a f500 fintech
part time green witch, part time tofu chef, full time drunk (semi-retired)
i like dogs more than i like you.
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herbie jefferson
@dwowd.bsky.social
· Aug 22
jesus just saves, only Satan invests.
the compression socks stay ON
October 28, 2025 at 6:45 PM
the compression socks stay ON
Reposted by herbie jefferson
“According to a 2019 USDA report, every dollar in new SNAP benefits increases GDP by $1.50 in a weak economy.”
“SNAP benefits are one of the fastest, most effective forms of economic stimulus because they get money into the economy quickly during a recession.”
~Center for Budget and Policy
“SNAP benefits are one of the fastest, most effective forms of economic stimulus because they get money into the economy quickly during a recession.”
~Center for Budget and Policy
October 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
“According to a 2019 USDA report, every dollar in new SNAP benefits increases GDP by $1.50 in a weak economy.”
“SNAP benefits are one of the fastest, most effective forms of economic stimulus because they get money into the economy quickly during a recession.”
~Center for Budget and Policy
“SNAP benefits are one of the fastest, most effective forms of economic stimulus because they get money into the economy quickly during a recession.”
~Center for Budget and Policy
disputing a taco bell order on my statement and telling them i overpaid because as an american the additional cost in medical visits later in life that drunkenly eating $24 of fast food in a single sitting entails exceeds the value of the goods and services i received.
can't wait for the response.
can't wait for the response.
October 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
disputing a taco bell order on my statement and telling them i overpaid because as an american the additional cost in medical visits later in life that drunkenly eating $24 of fast food in a single sitting entails exceeds the value of the goods and services i received.
can't wait for the response.
can't wait for the response.
i'll never let this absolute banger pass by memories without reposting. no note, perfect 5/7
October 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
i'll never let this absolute banger pass by memories without reposting. no note, perfect 5/7
i like to time my edibles so they hit mid poop, that way i come out of the bathroom a completely different person than the one who went in
October 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
i like to time my edibles so they hit mid poop, that way i come out of the bathroom a completely different person than the one who went in
after 42, every joint in your body hurts at random intervals
October 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
after 42, every joint in your body hurts at random intervals
my biggest problem is i just wanna eat garbage all the time. and my personality
October 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
my biggest problem is i just wanna eat garbage all the time. and my personality
shit like "sliced grapefruit with serrano peppers, parsley, olive oil, salt, and cardamom" is exactly why i'm gonna die alone
October 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
shit like "sliced grapefruit with serrano peppers, parsley, olive oil, salt, and cardamom" is exactly why i'm gonna die alone
if you know a dog, you are legally required to tell them i love them today.
October 1, 2025 at 1:38 PM
if you know a dog, you are legally required to tell them i love them today.
"two drinks with lunch today?! guess it's an early start tonight, we're already getting WILD," i say to the cat as i crack open another can of kombucha and groan loudly while slowly lowering my body into a chair
September 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
"two drinks with lunch today?! guess it's an early start tonight, we're already getting WILD," i say to the cat as i crack open another can of kombucha and groan loudly while slowly lowering my body into a chair
just deleted tiktok bc i used an age filter and it didn't change a damn thing, i was just looking at a picture of myself thinking it wasn't working, took a minute for reality to set in.
so if you need me i'm taking off the rest of the afternoon to go yell at birds in the park for being freeloaders.
so if you need me i'm taking off the rest of the afternoon to go yell at birds in the park for being freeloaders.
September 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
just deleted tiktok bc i used an age filter and it didn't change a damn thing, i was just looking at a picture of myself thinking it wasn't working, took a minute for reality to set in.
so if you need me i'm taking off the rest of the afternoon to go yell at birds in the park for being freeloaders.
so if you need me i'm taking off the rest of the afternoon to go yell at birds in the park for being freeloaders.
brassicas are wild af. how is romanesco broccoli, purple cauliflower, napa cabbage, lacinato kale, brussels sprouts, and kohlrabi all the same plant?
September 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
brassicas are wild af. how is romanesco broccoli, purple cauliflower, napa cabbage, lacinato kale, brussels sprouts, and kohlrabi all the same plant?
putting butternut squash skins in the broth bag and seeds in the dehydrator because a real gatherer respects the sacrifice the squash made and uses every part of it to honor its life
September 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
putting butternut squash skins in the broth bag and seeds in the dehydrator because a real gatherer respects the sacrifice the squash made and uses every part of it to honor its life
you're up one day and the next you're down
it's a happy enchilada and you think you're gonna drown
and that's the way the world goes round
it's a happy enchilada and you think you're gonna drown
and that's the way the world goes round
September 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
you're up one day and the next you're down
it's a happy enchilada and you think you're gonna drown
and that's the way the world goes round
it's a happy enchilada and you think you're gonna drown
and that's the way the world goes round
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things got pretty intense last night
September 7, 2025 at 1:09 PM
things got pretty intense last night
everybody is a moth.
September 7, 2025 at 5:06 AM
everybody is a moth.
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Could you imagine if RFK Jr was actually real
September 5, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Could you imagine if RFK Jr was actually real
whoops freud caught me slippin
September 4, 2025 at 8:23 AM
whoops freud caught me slippin
brb i'm gonna go sit in the garage with my ev running so i can die vicariously through it when the battery runs out
September 4, 2025 at 8:17 AM
brb i'm gonna go sit in the garage with my ev running so i can die vicariously through it when the battery runs out
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thank you for coming to my big announcement that was planned for weeks and not thrown together at the last second to get ahead of speculation that my health is in decline. alabama (taking a huge huff of a mysterious gas like dennis hopper in blue velvet) is in charge of space
September 2, 2025 at 3:38 PM
thank you for coming to my big announcement that was planned for weeks and not thrown together at the last second to get ahead of speculation that my health is in decline. alabama (taking a huge huff of a mysterious gas like dennis hopper in blue velvet) is in charge of space
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Too bad Rudy isn't still in bankruptcy. It would have been great to see his creditors go after the medal
September 3, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Too bad Rudy isn't still in bankruptcy. It would have been great to see his creditors go after the medal
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CEOs are trying to convince you that quiet quitting is worse than wage theft, while they plan on replacing you with a robot.
Unions know better.
Happy Labor Day Weekend.
Unions know better.
Happy Labor Day Weekend.
August 31, 2025 at 5:45 AM
CEOs are trying to convince you that quiet quitting is worse than wage theft, while they plan on replacing you with a robot.
Unions know better.
Happy Labor Day Weekend.
Unions know better.
Happy Labor Day Weekend.
Reposted by herbie jefferson
i’ve heard sleeping through the night is nice…i’d love to try it sometime
August 31, 2025 at 8:03 AM
i’ve heard sleeping through the night is nice…i’d love to try it sometime