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Derek Bieber
@dweeber76.bsky.social
Former Wisconsinite. Trying to make the world a better place through wastewater engineering in Florida. Cribbage. Cheese. Bourbon. American foxeagle dad.
Had a little foot reconstruction a week ago. Bandages will finally be removed tomorrow for the first time. Pretty sure it’ll make Dr Frankenstein proud.
December 17, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Previous three dogs were beagles. Adopted Maggie as a “larger beagle” from a rescue and she quickly showed that she was a little bit more athletic. Eventually DNA tested and the results were half beagle and half American foxhound - or the designer breed “American foxeagle” the most patriotic breed.
November 14, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Reposted by Derek Bieber
We have to remember that, traditionally, an incoming administration awards the various constituencies that got it elected with some sort of representation.

So the tech bros get Elon, anti-vax freaks get RFK Jr, dog killers get Noem, white nationalists get Hegseth, pedophiles get Gaetz...
November 13, 2024 at 11:50 PM
Reposted by Derek Bieber
Picking Matt Gaetz to be your Attorney General is like picking Jeffrey Dahmer to be your personal chef
November 13, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Eh, well. Might as well post something, I guess. Each year I try to make a different dessert for the holiday. This year I did a test bake of chocolate bourbon pecan cheesecake and it cracked. Anyone have any personal tips? I’ve heard “don’t over mix”, “all ingredients room temp” and “cool slowly”.
November 13, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Reposted by Derek Bieber
"what about the head of the Department of Government Efficiency?"

"you already have one"

"we have one, yes. what about SECOND head of the Department of Government Efficiency?"
November 13, 2024 at 4:47 AM
If Kum & Go get rebranded, does that mean that Kwik Trip wins by default?
November 12, 2024 at 8:39 PM
First time in a long time that I actually get 8 hours of sleep and now it's a continually groggy day. I guess I'll aim for my usual 5 hours tonight.
November 12, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Reposted by Derek Bieber
we are not buying super bowl ads. youtube.com/playlist?lis...
not Super Bowl ads
no seriously we're not paying for these ads during the super bowl
youtube.com
February 9, 2024 at 1:23 PM
November 20, 2023 at 11:50 PM
When church allows dogs and serves beer, why not both?
October 8, 2023 at 3:06 PM
Joe Barry really doesn’t deserve to be employed.
September 29, 2023 at 12:42 AM
Go Pack Go
September 29, 2023 at 12:03 AM
Miss Maggie May and her snuffle blanket.
September 26, 2023 at 11:37 AM
Thanks for the invite, @benjaminknorr1979.bsky.social! Happy to finally have a way off of the hellscape.
September 26, 2023 at 8:57 AM