Eastside Sweets
dvdwiz34.bsky.social
Eastside Sweets
@dvdwiz34.bsky.social
Interesting thing-liker, movie-watcher, wannabe Renaissance man
Hotel receptionist: There's a deposit placed on the card in case anyone starts smoking in the room.

Bro you're watching me carry an accordion case in with me and you're worried that smoking is going to be my primary vice?
March 7, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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[mcdonald's drive thru]

me: one burger please

drive thru: ok one murder, got it

me: i'm sorry what

(in a flash Grimace is ripping the door off my car)
January 18, 2024 at 2:41 PM
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clearly the maggots came from somebody's carrion luggage
Delta flight forced to turn back after maggots fall on passengers from overhead compartment
Delta flight forced to turn back after maggots fall on passengers
Flight was travelling from Amsterdam to Detroit
t.co
February 15, 2024 at 2:47 AM
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entering 3rd chairlift rotation hanging by my snow pants because the snowboard kids at the top keep telling the operator to "let him cook"
February 5, 2024 at 10:07 PM
Have you tried watching network TV morning shows? You want the algorithm, you NEED the algorithm to sift through the crap for you and deliver that echo chamber of interests.
December 27, 2023 at 7:59 PM
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Every plane I've ever been on was piloted by Captain Speaking
December 10, 2023 at 1:53 AM
Watching Die Hard on Thanksgiving to own the libs
November 27, 2023 at 3:55 PM
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New gravy just dropped
November 21, 2023 at 10:55 PM
Great pic of the eclipse the other day above Nebraska.
October 16, 2023 at 6:55 PM
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microwave: would you like your food too hot or too cold

me: what if you cooked it just right

microwave: wHaT iF You COoKeD it JuST RiGht lmao ok goldilocks
May 29, 2023 at 2:55 PM
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“SAY HELLO TO MY ONLY FRIEND!”
October 1, 2023 at 12:23 AM
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Incredible. Laziness is so important
September 30, 2023 at 6:10 PM