Eastside Sweets
@dvdwiz34.bsky.social
Interesting thing-liker, movie-watcher, wannabe Renaissance man
Hotel receptionist: There's a deposit placed on the card in case anyone starts smoking in the room.
Bro you're watching me carry an accordion case in with me and you're worried that smoking is going to be my primary vice?
Bro you're watching me carry an accordion case in with me and you're worried that smoking is going to be my primary vice?
March 7, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Hotel receptionist: There's a deposit placed on the card in case anyone starts smoking in the room.
Bro you're watching me carry an accordion case in with me and you're worried that smoking is going to be my primary vice?
Bro you're watching me carry an accordion case in with me and you're worried that smoking is going to be my primary vice?
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[mcdonald's drive thru]
me: one burger please
drive thru: ok one murder, got it
me: i'm sorry what
(in a flash Grimace is ripping the door off my car)
me: one burger please
drive thru: ok one murder, got it
me: i'm sorry what
(in a flash Grimace is ripping the door off my car)
January 18, 2024 at 2:41 PM
[mcdonald's drive thru]
me: one burger please
drive thru: ok one murder, got it
me: i'm sorry what
(in a flash Grimace is ripping the door off my car)
me: one burger please
drive thru: ok one murder, got it
me: i'm sorry what
(in a flash Grimace is ripping the door off my car)
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clearly the maggots came from somebody's carrion luggage
Delta flight forced to turn back after maggots fall on passengers from overhead compartment
Delta flight forced to turn back after maggots fall on passengers
Flight was travelling from Amsterdam to Detroit
t.co
February 15, 2024 at 2:47 AM
clearly the maggots came from somebody's carrion luggage
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entering 3rd chairlift rotation hanging by my snow pants because the snowboard kids at the top keep telling the operator to "let him cook"
February 5, 2024 at 10:07 PM
entering 3rd chairlift rotation hanging by my snow pants because the snowboard kids at the top keep telling the operator to "let him cook"
Have you tried watching network TV morning shows? You want the algorithm, you NEED the algorithm to sift through the crap for you and deliver that echo chamber of interests.
December 27, 2023 at 7:59 PM
Have you tried watching network TV morning shows? You want the algorithm, you NEED the algorithm to sift through the crap for you and deliver that echo chamber of interests.
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Every plane I've ever been on was piloted by Captain Speaking
December 10, 2023 at 1:53 AM
Every plane I've ever been on was piloted by Captain Speaking
Watching Die Hard on Thanksgiving to own the libs
November 27, 2023 at 3:55 PM
Watching Die Hard on Thanksgiving to own the libs
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New gravy just dropped
November 21, 2023 at 10:55 PM
New gravy just dropped
Great pic of the eclipse the other day above Nebraska.
October 16, 2023 at 6:55 PM
Great pic of the eclipse the other day above Nebraska.
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microwave: would you like your food too hot or too cold
me: what if you cooked it just right
microwave: wHaT iF You COoKeD it JuST RiGht lmao ok goldilocks
me: what if you cooked it just right
microwave: wHaT iF You COoKeD it JuST RiGht lmao ok goldilocks
May 29, 2023 at 2:55 PM
microwave: would you like your food too hot or too cold
me: what if you cooked it just right
microwave: wHaT iF You COoKeD it JuST RiGht lmao ok goldilocks
me: what if you cooked it just right
microwave: wHaT iF You COoKeD it JuST RiGht lmao ok goldilocks
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“SAY HELLO TO MY ONLY FRIEND!”
October 1, 2023 at 12:23 AM
“SAY HELLO TO MY ONLY FRIEND!”
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Incredible. Laziness is so important
September 30, 2023 at 6:10 PM
Incredible. Laziness is so important