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Listen, I'm a dedicated team player who thrives in a fast-paced environment.
Listen, I'm a dedicated team player who thrives in a fast-paced environment.
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing us to associate optimism and a positive outlook with low intelligence
December 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing us to associate optimism and a positive outlook with low intelligence
Y'know now that I'm thinking about it my shower did taste like burning this morning
Air and water quality were being monitored Saturday after about 1 million gallons of sulfuric acid was released into the Houston Ship Channel, according to Harris County Judge Lina Hidalgo.
1 million gallons of sulfuric acid leaks into Houston Ship Channel, officials say
Two people were transported to a hospital and subsequently released after a leak at an industrial facility, according to Harris County Judge Lina Hidalgo, who said the greatest impact could be environmental.
www.houstonpublicmedia.org
December 28, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Y'know now that I'm thinking about it my shower did taste like burning this morning
Gay, Straight? Top, Bottom? Cis, Trans?
Listen, I'm a dedicated team player who thrives in a fast-paced environment.
Listen, I'm a dedicated team player who thrives in a fast-paced environment.
December 28, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Gay, Straight? Top, Bottom? Cis, Trans?
Listen, I'm a dedicated team player who thrives in a fast-paced environment.
Listen, I'm a dedicated team player who thrives in a fast-paced environment.
Drive Through Shrimp Cocktails.
December 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Drive Through Shrimp Cocktails.
One of the more amusing ways that my broken brain manifests itself on an almost daily basis is that in the deep instinctual part of my mind I never believe the mg dosage on the THC gummy packaging. Within an hour I will invariably convince myself I need to eat at least twice the necessary amount.
December 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
One of the more amusing ways that my broken brain manifests itself on an almost daily basis is that in the deep instinctual part of my mind I never believe the mg dosage on the THC gummy packaging. Within an hour I will invariably convince myself I need to eat at least twice the necessary amount.
I wore a green shirt.
Because Christmas.
Because Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I wore a green shirt.
Because Christmas.
Because Christmas.
Sheets? On your bed? Like of paper?
December 23, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Sheets? On your bed? Like of paper?
Home Alone's soundtrack sounds like it was done by the Siberian Orchestra pretransition.
December 23, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Home Alone's soundtrack sounds like it was done by the Siberian Orchestra pretransition.
Legacy look like a panda
December 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Legacy look like a panda
New favorite tshirt
December 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
New favorite tshirt
Several years ago I had to have a sit down conversation with a friend I'd known since highschool about how Andrew Tate was a terrible person and whether or not his enjoyment of him was ironic he had to cut that shit or we would not remain friends. It was not ironic, we have not seen each other since
December 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Several years ago I had to have a sit down conversation with a friend I'd known since highschool about how Andrew Tate was a terrible person and whether or not his enjoyment of him was ironic he had to cut that shit or we would not remain friends. It was not ironic, we have not seen each other since
Listen I'm already fully in peak fat fuck holiday slob physical form so it being goddamn 80 degrees outside is a fucking problem.
December 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Listen I'm already fully in peak fat fuck holiday slob physical form so it being goddamn 80 degrees outside is a fucking problem.
listen
December 21, 2025 at 10:29 AM
listen
Joe Rogan? From the cast of News Radio?!
December 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Joe Rogan? From the cast of News Radio?!
Some 20-something on reels said, "That shit that helped you to survive will not teach you to live." and to be honest about it, what the fuck man?
December 20, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Some 20-something on reels said, "That shit that helped you to survive will not teach you to live." and to be honest about it, what the fuck man?
Cannot stop singing this nick lutsko dan bongino song
I am alienating people by doing so
I am alienating people by doing so
December 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Cannot stop singing this nick lutsko dan bongino song
I am alienating people by doing so
I am alienating people by doing so
Trepidatious? More like,
Trepi-gay-tious
Trepi-gay-tious
December 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Trepidatious? More like,
Trepi-gay-tious
Trepi-gay-tious
Saying I think everything is 'fuckin' yuge bro, fuckin' wicked lahge'
December 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Saying I think everything is 'fuckin' yuge bro, fuckin' wicked lahge'
My votes for this Sunday ~5pm, I got nothing going on Monday.
Hear me out: every adult in the country takes a near fatal dose of hallucinogens at the exact same time. Then we see where we're at.
December 18, 2025 at 5:11 AM
My votes for this Sunday ~5pm, I got nothing going on Monday.
The world is not my home, I'm just a-passin' through.
December 18, 2025 at 4:12 AM
The world is not my home, I'm just a-passin' through.
The last real relationship I was in was 4 years ago now and I had known them for more than a decade. One day they got exasperated and said, "I really didn't think when we started dating that you were so sad."
December 18, 2025 at 12:40 AM
The last real relationship I was in was 4 years ago now and I had known them for more than a decade. One day they got exasperated and said, "I really didn't think when we started dating that you were so sad."
Dan Bongino is nit a real name, it's an alias that the guy from Psych would use on the fly
December 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Dan Bongino is nit a real name, it's an alias that the guy from Psych would use on the fly
"I made the Grand Budapest Hotel, you think I can't fuck your wife?" Is leagues above "Cellar Door" if we want to be honest about what's really the most beautiful phrase in the english language.
December 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
"I made the Grand Budapest Hotel, you think I can't fuck your wife?" Is leagues above "Cellar Door" if we want to be honest about what's really the most beautiful phrase in the english language.
What if they faked Charlie's shooting and the reason they're going after everyone who makes fun of him is because he's getting super upset about it and they're worried he'll come out of hiding to pout and ruin the whole fucking conspiracy?
December 16, 2025 at 11:45 AM
What if they faked Charlie's shooting and the reason they're going after everyone who makes fun of him is because he's getting super upset about it and they're worried he'll come out of hiding to pout and ruin the whole fucking conspiracy?