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Dumb Columbo
@dumbcolumbo.bsky.social
like Columbo, but dumb.
Wallet chain but for vape pens
December 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Finally, a position I'm qualified for
December 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Jesus Christ I'm bad at all of those things.
December 29, 2025 at 1:10 AM
How dare you play favorites with the local librarians, they all deserve equal love and support.

What the fuck.
December 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
It has but drugs are pretty mid overall so it's not the worst thing happening.
December 29, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Alright, cool, thought I was the only one noticing that 50% of Ai goon slop ads have, at the very least, 'bisexual lighting'
December 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Really it's the humidity, you think "80 that's not even sweaty" but it's sweaty, really fucking sweaty
December 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
It's fucking 80 degrees here and I am melting
December 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
You're not high if you can lie down without holding on.
December 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Shit, this isn't my notes app.
December 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The fun part is that I usually manage to line it up so that as soon as I eat a second gummy, the first gummy usually gets going, and then I instantly have to reassess my evening because I'll be damn near nonverbal once the second gummy kicks in.
December 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Just saw this, I fucking completely forgot about making this post. Jesus Christ that's graphic.
December 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Whomst among us, amirite?
December 27, 2025 at 12:29 AM
All my homies hate fiber, everytime I shit it's an emergency.
December 26, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I never liked the texture of pears.

I can't trust them.
December 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Margaritas at the Mall
YouTube video by Purple Mountains - Topic
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December 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
You know what song changed everything it's Suddenly Everything Has Changed by the Flaming Lips that song changed everything.
December 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I'm sure this isn't the case but it's really funny to think of like strobing defcon 5 alert red and white lights going on in apartment and thinking to myself. "Hell yeah. Nailed it. Festive af."
December 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Speaking of which you're going to be receiving some subpoenas regarding mine, it's pretty serious so thanks for taking that off my plate bro.
December 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Sorry, I'm a bit oblivious at best.
December 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM