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Listen, I'm a dedicated team player who thrives in a fast-paced environment.
Listen, I'm a dedicated team player who thrives in a fast-paced environment.
Main character of the Twisted Metal show just said the coolest place he's ever been is the Container Store.
Confirmed Autist is all I'm saying.
Confirmed Autist is all I'm saying.
January 5, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Main character of the Twisted Metal show just said the coolest place he's ever been is the Container Store.
Confirmed Autist is all I'm saying.
Confirmed Autist is all I'm saying.
Last January 1st I bought an ounce of meth and a 20 pack of rigs and resolved to kill myself by February.
So I'm just saying 2026 ain't exactly great but it could be going worse.
So I'm just saying 2026 ain't exactly great but it could be going worse.
January 4, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Last January 1st I bought an ounce of meth and a 20 pack of rigs and resolved to kill myself by February.
So I'm just saying 2026 ain't exactly great but it could be going worse.
So I'm just saying 2026 ain't exactly great but it could be going worse.
deep space nine
deep space nine
deep space nine
January 4, 2026 at 6:13 AM
deep space nine
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Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif.
Hard mode: No Stars (wars or trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
Extra hard: I saw this shit 6 times in theaters
Hard mode: No Stars (wars or trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
Extra hard: I saw this shit 6 times in theaters
a man sitting in front of a wall of knives says there is one guilty party behind it all ..
ALT: a man sitting in front of a wall of knives says there is one guilty party behind it all ..
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif.
Hard mode: No Stars (wars or trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
Extra hard: I saw this shit 6 times in theaters
Hard mode: No Stars (wars or trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
Extra hard: I saw this shit 6 times in theaters
Where *were* you while we were getting high?
January 4, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Where *were* you while we were getting high?
I feel like this shirt makes me look racist
January 3, 2026 at 2:44 AM
I feel like this shirt makes me look racist
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I would never abuse a substance. I love substances.
January 2, 2026 at 8:09 PM
I would never abuse a substance. I love substances.
Can't fall asleep yet, 30 minutes until my parsympathetic nervous system goes tits up cause I live on the city limit line and kids should be allowed to have fun with boom things as long as the population density isn't too high.
January 1, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Can't fall asleep yet, 30 minutes until my parsympathetic nervous system goes tits up cause I live on the city limit line and kids should be allowed to have fun with boom things as long as the population density isn't too high.
First new years I haven't been bartending in over a decade. This shit sucks, I want everyone to think I'm cool and give me momey
January 1, 2026 at 3:49 AM
First new years I haven't been bartending in over a decade. This shit sucks, I want everyone to think I'm cool and give me momey
How much does a 40oz cost these days?
January 1, 2026 at 1:22 AM
How much does a 40oz cost these days?
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Real fucking low point. Incredibly shitty.
December 31, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Real fucking low point. Incredibly shitty.
No shit this bathroom has a more hostile vibe than the bathroom half full of trash in the basement kitchen of the Harris County Jail. Holy shit.
Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
December 31, 2025 at 5:28 PM
No shit this bathroom has a more hostile vibe than the bathroom half full of trash in the basement kitchen of the Harris County Jail. Holy shit.
Sorry nephew, uncle nate got into grandma's edibles and long story short we're gonna have to go out for dinner
December 31, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Sorry nephew, uncle nate got into grandma's edibles and long story short we're gonna have to go out for dinner
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing us to associate optimism and a positive outlook with low intelligence
December 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing us to associate optimism and a positive outlook with low intelligence
Y'know now that I'm thinking about it my shower did taste like burning this morning
Air and water quality were being monitored Saturday after about 1 million gallons of sulfuric acid was released into the Houston Ship Channel, according to Harris County Judge Lina Hidalgo.
1 million gallons of sulfuric acid leaks into Houston Ship Channel, officials say
Two people were transported to a hospital and subsequently released after a leak at an industrial facility, according to Harris County Judge Lina Hidalgo, who said the greatest impact could be environmental.
www.houstonpublicmedia.org
December 28, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Y'know now that I'm thinking about it my shower did taste like burning this morning
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Listen, I'm a dedicated team player who thrives in a fast-paced environment.
Listen, I'm a dedicated team player who thrives in a fast-paced environment.
December 28, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Gay, Straight? Top, Bottom? Cis, Trans?
Listen, I'm a dedicated team player who thrives in a fast-paced environment.
Listen, I'm a dedicated team player who thrives in a fast-paced environment.
Drive Through Shrimp Cocktails.
December 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Drive Through Shrimp Cocktails.
One of the more amusing ways that my broken brain manifests itself on an almost daily basis is that in the deep instinctual part of my mind I never believe the mg dosage on the THC gummy packaging. Within an hour I will invariably convince myself I need to eat at least twice the necessary amount.
December 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
One of the more amusing ways that my broken brain manifests itself on an almost daily basis is that in the deep instinctual part of my mind I never believe the mg dosage on the THC gummy packaging. Within an hour I will invariably convince myself I need to eat at least twice the necessary amount.
I wore a green shirt.
Because Christmas.
Because Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I wore a green shirt.
Because Christmas.
Because Christmas.
Sheets? On your bed? Like of paper?
December 23, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Sheets? On your bed? Like of paper?