Duke Garriott
@dukegarriott.bsky.social
The Grand Duke of Squirrellandia. Absolutely no relation to a certain Lord of Brittania (Iykyk).
Left wing lover of history, cooking, Godzilla films, gaming, tabletop RPGs, corgis, tech news, sci-fi, fantasy, Heavy Metal and American Football. 😀
Left wing lover of history, cooking, Godzilla films, gaming, tabletop RPGs, corgis, tech news, sci-fi, fantasy, Heavy Metal and American Football. 😀
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It has been my duty as a historian to record how smelly Che Guevara was. Honestly one of the stinkiest dudes in history. He was immensely proud of this & once showed off a pair of underpants he’d been wearing for two months. They were so filthy, he won a bet that they could stand up by themselves.
I am listening to Red Heat, by @alexvont.bsky.social, and I am shocked by how shitty people the male protagonists of political events in Latin America and the Caribbean were in the cold war. And the idea of how bad Che Guevara must have smelt is chasing me in nightmares
November 6, 2025 at 2:49 PM
It has been my duty as a historian to record how smelly Che Guevara was. Honestly one of the stinkiest dudes in history. He was immensely proud of this & once showed off a pair of underpants he’d been wearing for two months. They were so filthy, he won a bet that they could stand up by themselves.
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We are all that man.
September 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM
We are all that man.
Hope the 30 pieces of silver were worth it.
July 2, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Hope the 30 pieces of silver were worth it.
Yes, I do hope the bill fails in the House too Lisa. But we wouldn't have to worry about that if you didn't sell out the country by being the deciding yes vote. And for what, tax breaks for whalers?
July 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Yes, I do hope the bill fails in the House too Lisa. But we wouldn't have to worry about that if you didn't sell out the country by being the deciding yes vote. And for what, tax breaks for whalers?
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These allergies are messing up my eyes .
So miserable
So miserable
June 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM
These allergies are messing up my eyes .
So miserable
So miserable
I am not a Catholic, but this is good news nonetheless.
Resistance will take many forms in the days and months ahead.
June 23, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I am not a Catholic, but this is good news nonetheless.
I will most likely check outnhis other stuff when I have some time.
Picked up a lot of followers across the apps after recent posts that blew up (2.8m views on TikTok & 500k on instagram) plus thousands of Likes across the apps.
I’m more than a hot take machine tho (🫣☺️) I’m also an author of great books, publish a monthly digital magazine, and co-host a podcast.
I’m more than a hot take machine tho (🫣☺️) I’m also an author of great books, publish a monthly digital magazine, and co-host a podcast.
June 23, 2025 at 10:41 AM
I will most likely check outnhis other stuff when I have some time.
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Republican voters
Non voters
“Abandon Kamala” pro-Hamas dummies
Fake ICE hillbillies
Please all go enlist. Your country needs you to go to war in the Middle East, etc.
Non voters
“Abandon Kamala” pro-Hamas dummies
Fake ICE hillbillies
Please all go enlist. Your country needs you to go to war in the Middle East, etc.
June 22, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Republican voters
Non voters
“Abandon Kamala” pro-Hamas dummies
Fake ICE hillbillies
Please all go enlist. Your country needs you to go to war in the Middle East, etc.
Non voters
“Abandon Kamala” pro-Hamas dummies
Fake ICE hillbillies
Please all go enlist. Your country needs you to go to war in the Middle East, etc.
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Gonna be looking for one of these for my birthday 🍨 😂😂😂
June 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Gonna be looking for one of these for my birthday 🍨 😂😂😂
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Two-eighty mil on a steel parade,
While grams eat ramen in a heatwave shade.
Missiles in crates, but the fridge stay bare,
She boilin’ tap, they bombin’ the air.
Lobby boys feast, grandma fasts;
They print war checks, but can’t cut gas.
Make it make sense? Nah…
Make ’em explain.
#4R
While grams eat ramen in a heatwave shade.
Missiles in crates, but the fridge stay bare,
She boilin’ tap, they bombin’ the air.
Lobby boys feast, grandma fasts;
They print war checks, but can’t cut gas.
Make it make sense? Nah…
Make ’em explain.
#4R
He just dropped $280,000,000 worth of artillery in a war that’s not ours, but our grandparents have to live on Ramen noodles because America can’t afford Meals on Wheels anymore.
Make it make sense.
Make it make sense.
June 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Two-eighty mil on a steel parade,
While grams eat ramen in a heatwave shade.
Missiles in crates, but the fridge stay bare,
She boilin’ tap, they bombin’ the air.
Lobby boys feast, grandma fasts;
They print war checks, but can’t cut gas.
Make it make sense? Nah…
Make ’em explain.
#4R
While grams eat ramen in a heatwave shade.
Missiles in crates, but the fridge stay bare,
She boilin’ tap, they bombin’ the air.
Lobby boys feast, grandma fasts;
They print war checks, but can’t cut gas.
Make it make sense? Nah…
Make ’em explain.
#4R
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You know it’s bad when even the @nytimes.com can’t cover for it
It is official! Despite tanks and planes, Trump’s parade was “listless and low-energy.”
June 15, 2025 at 12:18 AM
You know it’s bad when even the @nytimes.com can’t cover for it
This pleases me. As few troops and vets as possible should take part in this. That will make the strongest statement against the TACO ego parade.
For Trump's parade, "The Army recently asked the Vietnam Veterans of America chapter in Northern Virginia if it would provide 25 veterans to sit in the official reviewing stand. The group said no." www.nytimes.com/2025/06/10/u...
Military Parade Marches Into Political Maelstrom as Trump Deploys Troops to LA
President Trump’s decision to send troops into an American city comes just days before a rare military display in the nation’s capital.
www.nytimes.com
June 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM
This pleases me. As few troops and vets as possible should take part in this. That will make the strongest statement against the TACO ego parade.
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Posted by an LA Resident explaining Trump is making a crisis out of NOTHING, spending millions of YOUR dollars for NOTHING on a NOTHING crisis.
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June 11, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Posted by an LA Resident explaining Trump is making a crisis out of NOTHING, spending millions of YOUR dollars for NOTHING on a NOTHING crisis.
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LA is not a distraction.
The Parade is not a distraction.
The speech at Bragg was not a distraction.
None of it is a distraction! All of it matters and there are millions of us that can focus on each of them. There are 257 Democrats on the Hill that can pound all of it.
Just fucking fight!
The Parade is not a distraction.
The speech at Bragg was not a distraction.
None of it is a distraction! All of it matters and there are millions of us that can focus on each of them. There are 257 Democrats on the Hill that can pound all of it.
Just fucking fight!
June 11, 2025 at 11:51 AM
LA is not a distraction.
The Parade is not a distraction.
The speech at Bragg was not a distraction.
None of it is a distraction! All of it matters and there are millions of us that can focus on each of them. There are 257 Democrats on the Hill that can pound all of it.
Just fucking fight!
The Parade is not a distraction.
The speech at Bragg was not a distraction.
None of it is a distraction! All of it matters and there are millions of us that can focus on each of them. There are 257 Democrats on the Hill that can pound all of it.
Just fucking fight!
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Trump and his cronies want farm workers afraid. They know when workers fear federal agents, they're less likely to report wage theft or bad conditions. We're fighting hard against the Trump Admin's destructive, xenophobic campaign. Donate today! ufw.org/fightback #WeFeedYou
April 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Trump and his cronies want farm workers afraid. They know when workers fear federal agents, they're less likely to report wage theft or bad conditions. We're fighting hard against the Trump Admin's destructive, xenophobic campaign. Donate today! ufw.org/fightback #WeFeedYou
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I will be damned if I allow a bunch of Confederate-waving January 6th apologists give the American people a lecture on flag waving.
There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later.
They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.
There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later.
They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.
June 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I will be damned if I allow a bunch of Confederate-waving January 6th apologists give the American people a lecture on flag waving.
There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later.
They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.
There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later.
They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.
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Latino/Hispanic folk, learn what Black folk learned: the anarchists are NOT your friends.
They’ll instigate the burning of your communities then go to their parents suburban homes and watch it burn on their 70 inch TV’s.
They’ll instigate the burning of your communities then go to their parents suburban homes and watch it burn on their 70 inch TV’s.
June 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Latino/Hispanic folk, learn what Black folk learned: the anarchists are NOT your friends.
They’ll instigate the burning of your communities then go to their parents suburban homes and watch it burn on their 70 inch TV’s.
They’ll instigate the burning of your communities then go to their parents suburban homes and watch it burn on their 70 inch TV’s.
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Get to know the difference between “Latino” countries like you know the differences between countries in “Europe”
“Latino” is a catch-all grouping people from 33 or so nations in North, Central, & South America, and the Caribbean
“Latino” is a catch-all grouping people from 33 or so nations in North, Central, & South America, and the Caribbean
June 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Get to know the difference between “Latino” countries like you know the differences between countries in “Europe”
“Latino” is a catch-all grouping people from 33 or so nations in North, Central, & South America, and the Caribbean
“Latino” is a catch-all grouping people from 33 or so nations in North, Central, & South America, and the Caribbean
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How slow I walk to Mondays…
June 9, 2025 at 2:04 AM
How slow I walk to Mondays…
