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Sportsman's Guide, I appreciate the new tapeless packaging, but this should have gone in a mailer or anything smaller than this box.
November 22, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Sportsman's Guide, I appreciate the new tapeless packaging, but this should have gone in a mailer or anything smaller than this box.
Was nearly taken by Satan on the second to last day of a summer job. DC Metro Blue line train slammed to a halt, and the lights went out in just my car. The train limped into the next station, and they threw us all of the clearly possessed train.
everyone tell me your favorite subway interactions. one time this older dude sat down next to me, called me a snow bunny, and opened his bag to show me that it contained piles of banded cash
August 25, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Was nearly taken by Satan on the second to last day of a summer job. DC Metro Blue line train slammed to a halt, and the lights went out in just my car. The train limped into the next station, and they threw us all of the clearly possessed train.
Experiments with gelatin. Lime gummy candy that holds it shape well and should be shelf stable.
August 23, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Experiments with gelatin. Lime gummy candy that holds it shape well and should be shelf stable.
If I had a nickle for every time someone complimented my mustache this year, I'd have three nickles. Which isn't a lot but I really appreciate that it's happened thrice.
August 10, 2025 at 12:03 AM
If I had a nickle for every time someone complimented my mustache this year, I'd have three nickles. Which isn't a lot but I really appreciate that it's happened thrice.
He is Andrew - son of Mario
August 9, 2025 at 3:01 AM
He is Andrew - son of Mario
If only there were a movie critique podcast about masculinity in the movies that explored this years ago using its science-based ratings system.
First Blood: Rambo’s first outing is a surprisingly poignant comment on masculinity
First Blood: Rambo’s first outing is a surprisingly poignant comment on masculinity
Directed by Wake in Fright filmmaker Ted Kotcheff, the 1982 ‘vetsploitation’ flick is brutal, destructive and tragic – just like the world that men created
www.theguardian.com
August 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
If only there were a movie critique podcast about masculinity in the movies that explored this years ago using its science-based ratings system.
An XBox Kinect in an antiques store case. Is it really an antique?
July 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
An XBox Kinect in an antiques store case. Is it really an antique?
It's strudel time
March 30, 2025 at 12:20 AM
It's strudel time
I absolutely adore these Miniverse kits and sincerely hope that they get more people into making scale models. The components are fantastic, and they don't use plastic cement, so they're a bit safer for younger people. If only they didn't use so much plastic in the packaging.
March 5, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I absolutely adore these Miniverse kits and sincerely hope that they get more people into making scale models. The components are fantastic, and they don't use plastic cement, so they're a bit safer for younger people. If only they didn't use so much plastic in the packaging.
Dear people of the 40s, look, we've never really seen eye to eye, but now I'm worried. Tomato soup isn't supposed to be used as a milk replacement. #foodhistory #foodsky
March 4, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Dear people of the 40s, look, we've never really seen eye to eye, but now I'm worried. Tomato soup isn't supposed to be used as a milk replacement. #foodhistory #foodsky
If you're cold, they're cold. Avoid letting your Blahaj become stuck, frozen to the window.
January 19, 2025 at 4:29 AM
If you're cold, they're cold. Avoid letting your Blahaj become stuck, frozen to the window.
If the building manager asks, I have a very good reason for using so much power this weekend
January 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
If the building manager asks, I have a very good reason for using so much power this weekend
I fear that Christmas ribs may become a tradition for me
December 26, 2024 at 1:11 AM
I fear that Christmas ribs may become a tradition for me
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Despite popular belief, I am not dying in two days
December 23, 2024 at 11:46 AM
Despite popular belief, I am not dying in two days
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Bond’s mum’s dead he killed her by being such a fucking disappointment
Mike Leigh imagines what a #Bond film directed by him would look like:
"The entire film would be James Bond visiting his elderly mother in a suburban house, spending a bit of time with her, and then leaving," he tells Empire.
"The entire film would be James Bond visiting his elderly mother in a suburban house, spending a bit of time with her, and then leaving," he tells Empire.
December 23, 2024 at 6:09 AM
Bond’s mum’s dead he killed her by being such a fucking disappointment
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He’s not alive on account of we killed that cunt
is James Bond even really alive? I mean I know we assume he is on all his grand adventures but is he really? how much of his life is cigarettes and booze, temporary pleasures of temporary connections adding up to a temporary semblance of a life, a man too put together to realize how broken he is
December 23, 2024 at 6:07 AM
He’s not alive on account of we killed that cunt
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BREAKING: The biggest strike against Amazon in U.S. history is happening right now.
The Teamsters are picketing facilities across the country.
The union has organized workers at 10 Amazon locations AND they're putting up picket lines at hundreds of other Amazon sites nationwide.
The Teamsters are picketing facilities across the country.
The union has organized workers at 10 Amazon locations AND they're putting up picket lines at hundreds of other Amazon sites nationwide.
December 19, 2024 at 2:05 PM
BREAKING: The biggest strike against Amazon in U.S. history is happening right now.
The Teamsters are picketing facilities across the country.
The union has organized workers at 10 Amazon locations AND they're putting up picket lines at hundreds of other Amazon sites nationwide.
The Teamsters are picketing facilities across the country.
The union has organized workers at 10 Amazon locations AND they're putting up picket lines at hundreds of other Amazon sites nationwide.
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FRANK SINATRA: Alright listen up boys we're gonna rob five casinos
DEAN MARTIN: Ring a ding ding baby ha ha
RED SKELETON: I've got a BONE to pick with you, Danny Ocean! NYEHEHEHEH
DEAN MARTIN: Ring a ding ding baby ha ha
RED SKELETON: I've got a BONE to pick with you, Danny Ocean! NYEHEHEHEH
December 4, 2024 at 11:05 PM
FRANK SINATRA: Alright listen up boys we're gonna rob five casinos
DEAN MARTIN: Ring a ding ding baby ha ha
RED SKELETON: I've got a BONE to pick with you, Danny Ocean! NYEHEHEHEH
DEAN MARTIN: Ring a ding ding baby ha ha
RED SKELETON: I've got a BONE to pick with you, Danny Ocean! NYEHEHEHEH
While I'm really glad that I'm finally understanding how to use WatchParty, I just wish that my only DVD wasn't 2012's Foodfight!
November 29, 2024 at 10:54 PM
While I'm really glad that I'm finally understanding how to use WatchParty, I just wish that my only DVD wasn't 2012's Foodfight!
Just got done doing a grease change on the gearbox and this thing is running smooth.
This was a great project and a good intro to this second-hand mixer.
This was a great project and a good intro to this second-hand mixer.
September 25, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Just got done doing a grease change on the gearbox and this thing is running smooth.
This was a great project and a good intro to this second-hand mixer.
This was a great project and a good intro to this second-hand mixer.
Three kinds of goats milk cheese, a beautiful lamb salami, and a well done dough. I don't think I'll ever make another pizza like this.
July 13, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Three kinds of goats milk cheese, a beautiful lamb salami, and a well done dough. I don't think I'll ever make another pizza like this.
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The name of a guy who gets gunned down in a Jimmy Buffett song
June 24, 2024 at 3:13 PM
The name of a guy who gets gunned down in a Jimmy Buffett song
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If Life Were Only Like This.
June 17, 2024 at 11:39 AM
If Life Were Only Like This.