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small dog with a yard long cigarette
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We got the Justice League in Philly 🦸
November 21, 2024 at 5:08 PM
dear NFL,

are u afraid of money you stupid fucks stop making every single goddamn football game so fucking hard to watch. like why are you actively running from success you dumb cucks
November 18, 2024 at 11:32 PM
thank christ the eagles won i can finally fucking enjoy sunday and monday watching football in peace again
November 15, 2024 at 6:28 AM
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*deep breaths y'all*
November 15, 2024 at 4:41 AM
hey so the refs are being paid by dan quinn 100% right. like ya'll saw the "nah we'll let it go" before the penalty was called back too right. or am i just bonkers insane
November 15, 2024 at 3:28 AM
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worst of luck 🙏🏼
November 14, 2024 at 10:00 PM
i love dutch van der linde because he represents who i am and have always wanted to see in media (a guy with CTE and psychosis and probably early onset dementia who looooves horses)
November 13, 2024 at 9:27 PM
sometimes when i get mad about the world and theres nothing i can do about it i open rdr2 and beat the piss out of the hitler homunculus in saint denis
November 13, 2024 at 5:28 PM
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i farted
November 12, 2024 at 8:53 PM
irishman and the englishman 🥲
November 12, 2024 at 2:22 PM
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there’s a lost tweet about how josh allen’s empty skull is the perfect vessel for football spirits and while many are benevolent some are tricksters? i think this year it applies to the entire team
November 10, 2024 at 7:08 PM
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Pez Dispenser, by Jean-Michel Basquiat, 1984, 📸 by @PhotoBowles
November 11, 2024 at 4:32 AM
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“He isn’t banning it, he’s just leaving it up to the states”
November 8, 2024 at 4:23 PM
tomorrow is still here. take a look when u can
November 6, 2024 at 2:51 PM
anyways time to play rdr2 and blast my cart and pretend all is well
November 6, 2024 at 12:23 PM
somehow the worst part about all of this is that i have to say goodbye to oklahoma's beautiful clouds much sooner and much more scared than i imagined
November 6, 2024 at 12:02 PM
vote
November 5, 2024 at 9:36 PM
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As called by Merrill Reese on Eagles radio, one of the most extraordinary football plays you will ever see
November 3, 2024 at 9:51 PM
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Saquon Barkley did a reverse hurdle and jumped over a guy backwards 😳
November 3, 2024 at 9:46 PM
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It's official: After losing to the Patriots, Aaron Rogers is no longer good enough at football that we should have to hear his stupid opinions. He's not relevant enough for that until he makes the playoffs again.
October 27, 2024 at 8:37 PM
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The Annunciation (Hail Mary), by Petrus Christus, 1445
October 28, 2024 at 12:44 AM
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I would strike Shohei Ohtani out on 3 pitches. Slider outside. He feels like hes drowning. Curveball in the dirt of course he’s chasing it. New Balance sucks go fuck yourself. And bang 97 inside corner. You're out. You were was always out. You've been out since the day you were born.
October 26, 2024 at 3:34 AM
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The cowboys suck so bad they are going to find a way to lose their bye week
October 20, 2024 at 1:35 PM
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I hope its not repetitive to say opening twitter, realizing i dont want to see any of that, opening bluesky and seeing my friends and community interact, is so much nicer
October 19, 2024 at 9:26 AM
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okay bluesky furries, you like baseball?
October 18, 2024 at 3:15 PM