Two Turtle Daves
@dtrmcr.bsky.social
Nerd. Likes boingboing, B3ta, UK politics, data, government, digital, health, transport
(posting in a personal capacity)
(posting in a personal capacity)
Trying to convince my kids that the pronunciation, based on the original German, is The Grink
December 21, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Trying to convince my kids that the pronunciation, based on the original German, is The Grink
It's only the 3rd of December and already
December 3, 2025 at 11:31 PM
It's only the 3rd of December and already
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Floating mountain home
July 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Floating mountain home
June 5, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Another Connections streak halted by my lack of knowledge of American culture
May 24, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Another Connections streak halted by my lack of knowledge of American culture
This morning's bathroom guest
April 30, 2025 at 7:33 AM
This morning's bathroom guest
Searching for Dune online, and my phone autocompleted to Dunelm.
April 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Searching for Dune online, and my phone autocompleted to Dunelm.
Connections is tough today
April 1, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Connections is tough today
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One of mine in the new @privateeyenews.bsky.social. Please buy one (the mag not the car).
Tesla showroom
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
March 21, 2025 at 9:37 AM
One of mine in the new @privateeyenews.bsky.social. Please buy one (the mag not the car).
Downloaded this image to reply supportively to a post flooded with humourless replies, and the original author (rightly) got sick of the grind and deleted the post. But Desperate Dan eating cow pie is too good to not share.
March 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Downloaded this image to reply supportively to a post flooded with humourless replies, and the original author (rightly) got sick of the grind and deleted the post. But Desperate Dan eating cow pie is too good to not share.
@sentimentbot.bsky.social what is this?
March 18, 2025 at 11:42 AM
@sentimentbot.bsky.social what is this?
Not "Not Now Bernard" now, dad.
March 17, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Not "Not Now Bernard" now, dad.
Thinking of setting up a Go Fund Me to buy Dan Biggar some socks
March 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Thinking of setting up a Go Fund Me to buy Dan Biggar some socks
Call of Cthulhu? Cool off, Cthulhu!
March 14, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Call of Cthulhu? Cool off, Cthulhu!
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Anyway, if MailOnline are going to stick their story behind a paywall then I'm going to make mine available for free for 24 hours. So have a read, stick this in your WhatsApp group, and just help me spread the word about where to get the real thing.
www.londoncentric.media/p/harry-pott...
www.londoncentric.media/p/harry-pott...
Harry Potter and the unpaid tax bill
A London Centric investigation reveals one of the capital's most garish gift shops owes hundreds of thousands of pounds in unpaid taxes — and uncovers its mysterious owners.
www.londoncentric.media
March 13, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Anyway, if MailOnline are going to stick their story behind a paywall then I'm going to make mine available for free for 24 hours. So have a read, stick this in your WhatsApp group, and just help me spread the word about where to get the real thing.
www.londoncentric.media/p/harry-pott...
www.londoncentric.media/p/harry-pott...
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When I’m in the office, my jokes get a laugh. When I work from home and call in via Teams, they don’t.
I guess I’m not remotely funny.
I guess I’m not remotely funny.
March 2, 2025 at 10:26 AM
When I’m in the office, my jokes get a laugh. When I work from home and call in via Teams, they don’t.
I guess I’m not remotely funny.
I guess I’m not remotely funny.
Connections
Puzzle #629
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A rare solution for me - don't normally solve purple first.
Puzzle #629
🟪🟪🟪🟪
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟦🟦🟦🟦
A rare solution for me - don't normally solve purple first.
March 1, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Connections
Puzzle #629
🟪🟪🟪🟪
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟦🟦🟦🟦
A rare solution for me - don't normally solve purple first.
Puzzle #629
🟪🟪🟪🟪
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟦🟦🟦🟦
A rare solution for me - don't normally solve purple first.
February 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Repost with the first album you bought with your own money
February 23, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Repost with the first album you bought with your own money
Super interesting video, why *do* supermarkets have clock towers?
February 8, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Super interesting video, why *do* supermarkets have clock towers?
I want to see a four header something starring Coogan Brydon Tennant and Sheen. TV show, movie, stage play, I don't know what. But I want to see those four together in something.
February 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I want to see a four header something starring Coogan Brydon Tennant and Sheen. TV show, movie, stage play, I don't know what. But I want to see those four together in something.
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The mission statement of the Galactic Drainage Inspectorate is: "We are all in the stars, but some of us are looking at the gutter."
February 6, 2025 at 8:55 AM
The mission statement of the Galactic Drainage Inspectorate is: "We are all in the stars, but some of us are looking at the gutter."
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Hey, I am looking for your questions around pensions for next week’s Money Box Live. Maybe you’re 18 and wondering what age to start, maybe you’re 50 and getting a bit anxious. Maybe you want to check your investments are ethical. Maybe something else entirely! Email me felicity.hannah@bbc.co.uk
February 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Hey, I am looking for your questions around pensions for next week’s Money Box Live. Maybe you’re 18 and wondering what age to start, maybe you’re 50 and getting a bit anxious. Maybe you want to check your investments are ethical. Maybe something else entirely! Email me felicity.hannah@bbc.co.uk