Dan 24 - Covid 19
@dtischler1.bsky.social
Half man, half amazing, half cyborg from the future sent back in time to destroy the present. Not very good at math. I do TV stuff.
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Dan 24 - Covid 19
@dtischler1.bsky.social
· Nov 13
"Idiocracy" starting to look almost aspirational at this point...
Launch this whole fucking administration into the sun
April 11, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Launch this whole fucking administration into the sun
We need an economic suicide hotline
April 8, 2025 at 7:50 PM
We need an economic suicide hotline
As a general principle, I try not to make fun of anyone's physical appearance, but holy fucking shitballs dude - this right here is one crazy eyed muthafucka!!
February 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
As a general principle, I try not to make fun of anyone's physical appearance, but holy fucking shitballs dude - this right here is one crazy eyed muthafucka!!
Is 2025 over yet?
Shit
Shit
January 16, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Is 2025 over yet?
Shit
Shit
Sometimes my brain has a mind of its own
November 23, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Sometimes my brain has a mind of its own
I forgot how to sleep.
0 out of 5 stars. Do not recommend.
0 out of 5 stars. Do not recommend.
November 22, 2024 at 2:17 PM
I forgot how to sleep.
0 out of 5 stars. Do not recommend.
0 out of 5 stars. Do not recommend.
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Well, I'm convinced.
November 16, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Well, I'm convinced.
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as a writer sometimes i get annoyed at how much funnier actual life is than anything i could write myself
November 14, 2024 at 11:40 PM
as a writer sometimes i get annoyed at how much funnier actual life is than anything i could write myself
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Jake Paul should have to fight all of these guys before he gets to fight Tyson.
November 13, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Jake Paul should have to fight all of these guys before he gets to fight Tyson.
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mental health break? you bet it did
November 14, 2024 at 2:38 AM
mental health break? you bet it did
"Idiocracy" starting to look almost aspirational at this point...
November 13, 2024 at 10:37 AM
"Idiocracy" starting to look almost aspirational at this point...
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“Don’t end friendship over politics!”
Ma’am, I will end a friendship with someone who refuses to turn off motion smoothing on their television.
Ma’am, I will end a friendship with someone who refuses to turn off motion smoothing on their television.
November 10, 2024 at 8:43 PM
“Don’t end friendship over politics!”
Ma’am, I will end a friendship with someone who refuses to turn off motion smoothing on their television.
Ma’am, I will end a friendship with someone who refuses to turn off motion smoothing on their television.
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guy fieri’s spiky hair might seem weird at first, until you realize it is his natural defense against getting ratatouilled in the kitchen
November 12, 2024 at 3:18 AM
guy fieri’s spiky hair might seem weird at first, until you realize it is his natural defense against getting ratatouilled in the kitchen
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Have we not all been through enough?
November 7, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Have we not all been through enough?
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Maybe we were too hard on JJ Abrams for "Somehow Palpatine returned."
November 6, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Maybe we were too hard on JJ Abrams for "Somehow Palpatine returned."
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yo im gettin a LOBOTOMY
November 6, 2024 at 6:44 AM
yo im gettin a LOBOTOMY