jbaileywrites
@jbaileywrites.bsky.social
Screen and TV writer, editor, love child of David Milch and Jennifer Saunders, avid cursewordologist. Proud member of WGAw. Repped by Gersh & HVE.
Terrible cook.
I block all MAGA & Bible-thumpers. #BlueCrew #Resist
Terrible cook.
I block all MAGA & Bible-thumpers. #BlueCrew #Resist
Pinned
It’s the extra syllables, y’all.
Having lived all over the country, that's relatable. My ex-husband's family was from rural Georgia. I remember saying something to them, followed by a long silent pause, then one of his cousins finally drawling "she taaawkes faiiist."
December 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
It’s the extra syllables, y’all.
Critics say One Battle After Another flopped bc it didn’t make an effort to appeal to women. Bullshit. It was just shitty marketing all around. I finally watched it & it’s fantastic. Dr. Strangelove meets Big Lebowski. Somehow it all works. And it’s wildly funny. Loved it. Highly recommend.
December 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Critics say One Battle After Another flopped bc it didn’t make an effort to appeal to women. Bullshit. It was just shitty marketing all around. I finally watched it & it’s fantastic. Dr. Strangelove meets Big Lebowski. Somehow it all works. And it’s wildly funny. Loved it. Highly recommend.
My Italian texts me: “Didn’t really do Xmas this year. Joe didn’t get back until Xmas Eve so all we had was some antipast, ravioli, fried calamari, porchetta, greens, baby potatoes & some bread pudding.”
lol 😂
lol 😂
December 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
My Italian texts me: “Didn’t really do Xmas this year. Joe didn’t get back until Xmas Eve so all we had was some antipast, ravioli, fried calamari, porchetta, greens, baby potatoes & some bread pudding.”
lol 😂
lol 😂
Only generation in the history of the world to ever brag about leaving the world worse off than they found it. For their children. They don’t call them the “Me Generation” for nothing.
Also, millennials aren’t teenagers anymore. They’re in their 30s/40s.
Also, millennials aren’t teenagers anymore. They’re in their 30s/40s.
December 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Only generation in the history of the world to ever brag about leaving the world worse off than they found it. For their children. They don’t call them the “Me Generation” for nothing.
Also, millennials aren’t teenagers anymore. They’re in their 30s/40s.
Also, millennials aren’t teenagers anymore. They’re in their 30s/40s.
Just found out that our friends across the pond refer to using the facilities as going for a “Donald Trump” and that’s a great little stocking stuffer, isn’t it? 😂
December 26, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Just found out that our friends across the pond refer to using the facilities as going for a “Donald Trump” and that’s a great little stocking stuffer, isn’t it? 😂
This man’s soul is a sewer. He’s never had a normal Christmas in his life. Psychologically damaged beyond repair.
This was his 2nd gross post on Christmas Day? I believe he also threatened The Left w/ no more Christmases, so we’d better enjoy this one. Our last. lol. Dude is so miserable & empty
This was his 2nd gross post on Christmas Day? I believe he also threatened The Left w/ no more Christmases, so we’d better enjoy this one. Our last. lol. Dude is so miserable & empty
I don't care if this makes me an awful human, but: Here's hoping he doesn't celebrate his 80th Birthday in office, regardless of HOW he leaves, just be gone, away from The office of POTUS, preferably serving a sentence for any crimes commited during his "47" year(s,) as well as his 34 convictions.
December 26, 2025 at 11:31 AM
This man’s soul is a sewer. He’s never had a normal Christmas in his life. Psychologically damaged beyond repair.
This was his 2nd gross post on Christmas Day? I believe he also threatened The Left w/ no more Christmases, so we’d better enjoy this one. Our last. lol. Dude is so miserable & empty
This was his 2nd gross post on Christmas Day? I believe he also threatened The Left w/ no more Christmases, so we’d better enjoy this one. Our last. lol. Dude is so miserable & empty
It’s a big club
Gotta say, as a survivor, I’m not super loving this thing where the Department of Justice is running a cover-up of evidence the President sexually abused minors.
December 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
It’s a big club
Hello! If you’re dieting or trying to eat healthier, set your Fitness App to maintenance mode tonight. No one should diet on Christmas. No one should feel guilty for enjoying a day with family & friends. One day won’t matter. It is not a failure to eat a Christmas cookie (or 3)!
Merry Christmas🎄
Merry Christmas🎄
December 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Hello! If you’re dieting or trying to eat healthier, set your Fitness App to maintenance mode tonight. No one should diet on Christmas. No one should feel guilty for enjoying a day with family & friends. One day won’t matter. It is not a failure to eat a Christmas cookie (or 3)!
Merry Christmas🎄
Merry Christmas🎄
From the slithering, sadistic ghouls who gas priests & rip mothers & fathers away from their children in front of their eyes as they scream in terror… Merry Christmas! (we only mean whiteys)
So fucking disgusting
So fucking disgusting
ICE has posted a video of Santa Claus arresting immigrants. Your government is hijacking a symbol of charity to spread fear and hate. it’s up to all of us to defeat these twisted fascists.
December 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
From the slithering, sadistic ghouls who gas priests & rip mothers & fathers away from their children in front of their eyes as they scream in terror… Merry Christmas! (we only mean whiteys)
So fucking disgusting
So fucking disgusting
Fuck your future, peasants.
Now go empty my sceptic tank.
Now go empty my sceptic tank.
Peter Navarro: "In an age of AI when all the white collar jobs are going away pretty damn quick, I think maybe it's a good time for people to think about having good blue collar jobs ... give tariffs a chance, because they're working"
December 23, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Fuck your future, peasants.
Now go empty my sceptic tank.
Now go empty my sceptic tank.
Today I learned Einstein did not receive the Nobel Prize in Physics for his theory of General Relativity, but for his proof of the Photoelectric Effect (light is a wave and a particle), without which, the field of Quantum Physics would not exist today.
And Stephen Hawking never won one at all. 🤷🏻♀️
And Stephen Hawking never won one at all. 🤷🏻♀️
December 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Today I learned Einstein did not receive the Nobel Prize in Physics for his theory of General Relativity, but for his proof of the Photoelectric Effect (light is a wave and a particle), without which, the field of Quantum Physics would not exist today.
And Stephen Hawking never won one at all. 🤷🏻♀️
And Stephen Hawking never won one at all. 🤷🏻♀️
Running the most powerful country in the world. Don’t know how to use MS Word.
I’m seeing that the new Epstein files PDFs can be unredacted because they screwed up the layers.
Is this true?!? 😂
Is this true?!? 😂
December 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Running the most powerful country in the world. Don’t know how to use MS Word.
“Calling for Old Testament hairy thunderer vengeful God, please. We need to talk. No, I can’t leave him a message. This is important.”
Would really love if your next president could be someone I don't have to monitor 24/7.
December 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
“Calling for Old Testament hairy thunderer vengeful God, please. We need to talk. No, I can’t leave him a message. This is important.”
And in typical sociopath fashion, not a word of apology or regret, not a sliver of empathy for all the children he raped, all the young lives he obliterated.
“Life is so unfair… for me.”
This is all we need to understand about this letter to know it’s 100% authentic.
“Life is so unfair… for me.”
This is all we need to understand about this letter to know it’s 100% authentic.
It is wild to think that Epstein's last thoughts were lamenting how unfair it was that he was in jail while Trump was in the White House after committing the same offenses.
New doc: A letter Epstein appears to have sent from jail to Larry Nassar referencing "our president."
"Our president also shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
"Our president also shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 3:27 PM
And in typical sociopath fashion, not a word of apology or regret, not a sliver of empathy for all the children he raped, all the young lives he obliterated.
“Life is so unfair… for me.”
This is all we need to understand about this letter to know it’s 100% authentic.
“Life is so unfair… for me.”
This is all we need to understand about this letter to know it’s 100% authentic.
Anyone else who survived narcissistic abuse or a toxic relationship waiting for the shoe to drop right before Christmas? We all know narcissists love to ruin holidays & special occasions. Just wondering what bullshit Trump will do to try to ruin our holiday.
December 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Anyone else who survived narcissistic abuse or a toxic relationship waiting for the shoe to drop right before Christmas? We all know narcissists love to ruin holidays & special occasions. Just wondering what bullshit Trump will do to try to ruin our holiday.
Narcissists don’t know how to build things. Honestly, they’re not even that interested in building things. All they know how to do is destroy. This is where they derive their pleasure. In breaking things. Families, relationships, countries, and apparently buildings.
Salon: The chance Trump's ballroom will actually be built is rapidly disappearing. Perhaps it could if he delegated the project to someone competent. The famously lazy president decided to micromanage a construction project he is incapable of handling.
#ProudBlue #Pinks #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
#ProudBlue #Pinks #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
December 23, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Narcissists don’t know how to build things. Honestly, they’re not even that interested in building things. All they know how to do is destroy. This is where they derive their pleasure. In breaking things. Families, relationships, countries, and apparently buildings.
This is what happens to all these types of movements. The radical core contracts itself to gain mainstream followers, then radicalizes those followers, then expands again, asserts its agenda and becomes the overt voice & power of the movement. MAGA was always about racism & antisemitism.
The question of whether racists and antisemites are welcome in the MAGA movement isn’t just influencer drama. It’s dead serious.
The latest edition of False Flag from @willsommer.bsky.social:
The latest edition of False Flag from @willsommer.bsky.social:
Candace Owens Brings MAGA to the Conspiracist Horizon
Arguments between the antisemitic influencer’s supporters and critics dominated the proceedings at TPUSA’s AmFest.
lnk.thebulwark.com
December 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
This is what happens to all these types of movements. The radical core contracts itself to gain mainstream followers, then radicalizes those followers, then expands again, asserts its agenda and becomes the overt voice & power of the movement. MAGA was always about racism & antisemitism.
Don’t look for CBS’s soul in this video. It’s already been sold to Trump & will be on display in the Epstein Ballroom
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Don’t look for CBS’s soul in this video. It’s already been sold to Trump & will be on display in the Epstein Ballroom
Is this the “before” or “after” map when Skynet launches?
Google Gemini Pro: please generate a map of the western united states showing cities of over 250K population
December 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Is this the “before” or “after” map when Skynet launches?
Maybe the AI tapped into the parallel dimension where Bigfoot, skin-walkers & aliens slip in and out?
Google Gemini Pro: please generate a map of the western united states showing cities of over 250K population
December 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Maybe the AI tapped into the parallel dimension where Bigfoot, skin-walkers & aliens slip in and out?
I was routinely SA’d (groping) by boys on my bus in 7th grade. At my stop they’d move to the front & grab my butt, breasts & push their hands between my legs, grabbing my vagina. When I finally fought back, I hit the ringleader with my backpack, the driver kicked me off the bus permanently.
Boys at her school shared AI-generated, nude images of her. She was the one expelled
A 13-year-old girl at a Louisiana middle school got into a fight with classmates who were sharing AI-generated nude images of her
abcnews.go.com
December 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I was routinely SA’d (groping) by boys on my bus in 7th grade. At my stop they’d move to the front & grab my butt, breasts & push their hands between my legs, grabbing my vagina. When I finally fought back, I hit the ringleader with my backpack, the driver kicked me off the bus permanently.
The Founders also decided SCOTUS appts were for life when people only lived to be about 50, not 1000 rotting, decrepit years.
Their terms should end at 70, no matter the age they were appointed. There’s a correlation between age & mental competency & the People are entitled to competent judges.
Their terms should end at 70, no matter the age they were appointed. There’s a correlation between age & mental competency & the People are entitled to competent judges.
I bet they do love the founders; the morons wrote an idiotic constitution that allowed the likes of Trump and his fellow authoritarians to flourish. "They couldn't predict all 3 branches would be corrupt", of course they could, it was fucking obvious. Their stupid laws encouraged it.
December 22, 2025 at 1:18 PM
The Founders also decided SCOTUS appts were for life when people only lived to be about 50, not 1000 rotting, decrepit years.
Their terms should end at 70, no matter the age they were appointed. There’s a correlation between age & mental competency & the People are entitled to competent judges.
Their terms should end at 70, no matter the age they were appointed. There’s a correlation between age & mental competency & the People are entitled to competent judges.
Has anyone else noticed a profound enshitification of their predictive text since AI was forced upon our phones?
My iPhone just “corrected” filet mignon to filet mignonette. WAT?
My iPhone just “corrected” filet mignon to filet mignonette. WAT?
December 22, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Has anyone else noticed a profound enshitification of their predictive text since AI was forced upon our phones?
My iPhone just “corrected” filet mignon to filet mignonette. WAT?
My iPhone just “corrected” filet mignon to filet mignonette. WAT?
Mexican life hack: crumble day old tamales into scrambled eggs. Do not insult this amazing dish with cheese.
Top with some leftover red sauce the tamale lady gave you.
#TamalesRevueltos.
Top with some leftover red sauce the tamale lady gave you.
#TamalesRevueltos.
December 22, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Mexican life hack: crumble day old tamales into scrambled eggs. Do not insult this amazing dish with cheese.
Top with some leftover red sauce the tamale lady gave you.
#TamalesRevueltos.
Top with some leftover red sauce the tamale lady gave you.
#TamalesRevueltos.
I’ve been on a liquid diet for a week I had instant potato soup for lunch & dinner it’s 11 pm & I would like a cheeseburger with fries right now THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
December 22, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I’ve been on a liquid diet for a week I had instant potato soup for lunch & dinner it’s 11 pm & I would like a cheeseburger with fries right now THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!