D. Sudz, esq
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Sort of look like if Quentin Tarantino and Josh Gad had children
Q: “What’s the worst pick up line in history?”
A: “Hi. I’m Jelly Roll.”
A: “Hi. I’m Jelly Roll.”
June 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Q: “What’s the worst pick up line in history?”
A: “Hi. I’m Jelly Roll.”
A: “Hi. I’m Jelly Roll.”
Trump’s favorite musical is Les Mis. But he thinks Valjean is a worthless criminal and the Thenardiers are excellent business people.
June 12, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Trump’s favorite musical is Les Mis. But he thinks Valjean is a worthless criminal and the Thenardiers are excellent business people.
Maybe it’s just me but I still
Find it hilarious the guy who wrote “Let it Go” also wrote “The Internet is for Porn.”
Find it hilarious the guy who wrote “Let it Go” also wrote “The Internet is for Porn.”
May 23, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Maybe it’s just me but I still
Find it hilarious the guy who wrote “Let it Go” also wrote “The Internet is for Porn.”
Find it hilarious the guy who wrote “Let it Go” also wrote “The Internet is for Porn.”
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There is no such thing as not political anymore. Your wacky facts podcasts should be wacky facts about fighting fascists otherwise they are part of the problem
May 17, 2025 at 5:11 AM
There is no such thing as not political anymore. Your wacky facts podcasts should be wacky facts about fighting fascists otherwise they are part of the problem
Ooooo…
Apocalypse Now and Megalopolis.
Same filmmaker, same ambition, completely different results.
Great for an after viewing discussion over drinks!
Apocalypse Now and Megalopolis.
Same filmmaker, same ambition, completely different results.
Great for an after viewing discussion over drinks!
Rear Window and The 'Burbs.
A double-feature for shenanigans in the neighborhood, a bit of suspense and a bit of comedy!
A double-feature for shenanigans in the neighborhood, a bit of suspense and a bit of comedy!
if you inherited a movie theater, what's your first double feature?
May 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Ooooo…
Apocalypse Now and Megalopolis.
Same filmmaker, same ambition, completely different results.
Great for an after viewing discussion over drinks!
Apocalypse Now and Megalopolis.
Same filmmaker, same ambition, completely different results.
Great for an after viewing discussion over drinks!
Here’s something I don’t get. The X Files was one of the most popular shows of the 90s. Trust me, I was a kid and it was EVERYWHERE. It was as popular as things Seinfeld, Friends, and The Simpsons. But now no one talks about it. Why?
May 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Here’s something I don’t get. The X Files was one of the most popular shows of the 90s. Trust me, I was a kid and it was EVERYWHERE. It was as popular as things Seinfeld, Friends, and The Simpsons. But now no one talks about it. Why?
This is the Pink Pony Club Chappell Roan is singing about.
April 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
This is the Pink Pony Club Chappell Roan is singing about.
Anyone remember Drop Dead Gorgeous?
I am shocked there’s not a band out there called St Paul Pork Products.
I am shocked there’s not a band out there called St Paul Pork Products.
April 23, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Anyone remember Drop Dead Gorgeous?
I am shocked there’s not a band out there called St Paul Pork Products.
I am shocked there’s not a band out there called St Paul Pork Products.
Happy Easter everyone!
April 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Happy Easter everyone!
#theonionheadlinepitch MAGA Nerd Rethinking Life After Discovering Third Harry Potter Directed by Mexican
April 17, 2025 at 1:36 AM
#theonionheadlinepitch MAGA Nerd Rethinking Life After Discovering Third Harry Potter Directed by Mexican
Rise of Skywalker was pretty bad but the first two films in the new trilogy hold up pretty well. Toxic fanboys just hated being called out via Kylo Ren.
When it came out, I felt The Force Awakens cut world-building corners to repeat A New Hope, but 10 years on, its depiction of a world where embittered fanboys lean into totalitarianism and extremely recent history has been forgotten (if not repressed) seems prescient. My bad, JJ Abrams.
April 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Rise of Skywalker was pretty bad but the first two films in the new trilogy hold up pretty well. Toxic fanboys just hated being called out via Kylo Ren.
I remember seeing Batman Forever in theaters WAAAY back in the day and honestly, Kilmer is an underrated Batman. He made for a terrific Bruce Wayne and his take on Batman not as a separate entity (like others have done) but as Bruce Wayne barely keeping it together was unique.
April 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I remember seeing Batman Forever in theaters WAAAY back in the day and honestly, Kilmer is an underrated Batman. He made for a terrific Bruce Wayne and his take on Batman not as a separate entity (like others have done) but as Bruce Wayne barely keeping it together was unique.
“Strom Thurmond Defeated by Black Man” makes for a more definitive summary.
April 2, 2025 at 1:10 PM
“Strom Thurmond Defeated by Black Man” makes for a more definitive summary.
How in the HELL is Gene Shalit still alive?!!
March 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
How in the HELL is Gene Shalit still alive?!!
Rick Astley did backing vocals for “Can You Feel The Love Tonight” from the Lion King.
Now you know that.
Now you know that.
March 21, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Rick Astley did backing vocals for “Can You Feel The Love Tonight” from the Lion King.
Now you know that.
Now you know that.
“Look up here, man, I’m in danger.”
May we all find it in ourselves to bring the same energy to our own circumstances that David Bowie brought to a children’s birthday party.
March 15, 2025 at 12:02 PM
“Look up here, man, I’m in danger.”
And this, children, is what we call a “mic drop.”
I’ll give it a shot.
Clever.....you should try writing.
March 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
And this, children, is what we call a “mic drop.”
Favorite film genre - Nicole Kidman starring with a Doctor (of Doctor Who fame.)
There are only two films in this genre but that means it’s been consistently good so far.
There are only two films in this genre but that means it’s been consistently good so far.
Favorite film genres:
1. Fight between neighbors, eventually they unite against third neighbor
2. Guy who cries at really weird moments
3. Romance set in Jiffy Lube
4. Argghh everyone’s molecules are dissolving (musical)
5. Broccoli farmers rebellion!!
1. Fight between neighbors, eventually they unite against third neighbor
2. Guy who cries at really weird moments
3. Romance set in Jiffy Lube
4. Argghh everyone’s molecules are dissolving (musical)
5. Broccoli farmers rebellion!!
Favorite film genres:
1. Monster is an analogy for trauma
2. Cursed object forces moral quandary
3. Arthouse psychosexual nightmare
4. The real monster was us all along
5. Road movie!!!
1. Monster is an analogy for trauma
2. Cursed object forces moral quandary
3. Arthouse psychosexual nightmare
4. The real monster was us all along
5. Road movie!!!
March 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Favorite film genre - Nicole Kidman starring with a Doctor (of Doctor Who fame.)
There are only two films in this genre but that means it’s been consistently good so far.
There are only two films in this genre but that means it’s been consistently good so far.
My son is now capable of telling us when he needs to poop.
He has more foresight and planning abilities than DOGE.
He has more foresight and planning abilities than DOGE.
March 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
My son is now capable of telling us when he needs to poop.
He has more foresight and planning abilities than DOGE.
He has more foresight and planning abilities than DOGE.
You people would be fine if that fart movie from Idiocracy existed and say, “Well, just because you didn’t find it funny doesn’t mean it’s not funny!” In fact, you know what, if you’re going to use that excuse for a bad movie, that’s all you should be allowed to watch.
February 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
You people would be fine if that fart movie from Idiocracy existed and say, “Well, just because you didn’t find it funny doesn’t mean it’s not funny!” In fact, you know what, if you’re going to use that excuse for a bad movie, that’s all you should be allowed to watch.
“It was made for children/teenagers/people who like sports!” is giving carte blanche for people to be lazy and not challenge either themselves or their audience. Is that what you want?
February 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
“It was made for children/teenagers/people who like sports!” is giving carte blanche for people to be lazy and not challenge either themselves or their audience. Is that what you want?
Because it just happened AGAIN, I feel a need to remind everyone: Defending a bad film by saying “It wasn’t made for you!” IS COMPLETELY INVALID! We’re talking about artistic expression here, not product, and that statement implies you can’t even understand that. #myTEDtalk
February 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Because it just happened AGAIN, I feel a need to remind everyone: Defending a bad film by saying “It wasn’t made for you!” IS COMPLETELY INVALID! We’re talking about artistic expression here, not product, and that statement implies you can’t even understand that. #myTEDtalk
And far fewer Cotton Hills. They can’t even justify their racism by reminding everyone who took their shins.
February 12, 2025 at 5:51 AM
And far fewer Cotton Hills. They can’t even justify their racism by reminding everyone who took their shins.
The modern Republican Party needs far more Hank Hills and far, far fewer Dale Gribbles.
February 12, 2025 at 5:48 AM
The modern Republican Party needs far more Hank Hills and far, far fewer Dale Gribbles.
IT’S OK EVERYONE! TAYLOR SWIFT IS AT THE SUPER BOWL! EVERYTHING’S BACK TO NORMAL NOW!!
February 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
IT’S OK EVERYONE! TAYLOR SWIFT IS AT THE SUPER BOWL! EVERYTHING’S BACK TO NORMAL NOW!!