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Dylan Staley
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I'm a terrible artist, but an excellent thief. 🏳️‍🌈

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@reckless.bsky.social watching the Zune Version Control episode (loving it btw!) and I really, really want an episode on the history of gadget reviews. I think it’d be cool to explore how that’s changed and developed over the decades.
November 3, 2025 at 1:59 AM
just took nyquil and sleepy time tea i better wake up dead
October 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM
If Interstate 394 exit 8B has a million haters, then I'm one of them. If Interstate 394 exit 8B has one hater, then I'm THAT ONE. If Interstate 394 exit 8B has no haters, that means I'm dead.
October 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Reposted by Dylan Staley
A little gyre and gimble in the wabe must feel so good if you're a slithy tove.
October 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
steve jobs, grave, rolling, etc.
October 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
san francisco is definitely one of the cities
October 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
first time flying _out_ from the Minneapolis-St. Paul airport 🥹
October 20, 2025 at 2:17 PM
struggling to decide if I want to start with Chikorita or Totodile in #PokemonLegendsZA, so I really hope they're bringing back the breeding mechanic so I can get both
October 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The Oreo ice cream from Sebastian Joe's is like a Dairy Queen Oreo Blizzard with the ~ perfect ~ amount of Oreo.
October 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
seeing too many men covering olivia dean's "Man I Need" change the lyrics to "Girl I Need" like girl i need YOU to be GAY for just three minutes!
October 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Expensive couch? No.
Fancy rug? Absolutely not.
Nice chair? Not a chance.
Opulent dog bed designed by a mattress company? Hell no.

Wholesale beach towel haphazardly thrown on the floor, cleanliness status unknown? Yes, of course.
September 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Really getting the urge to play a DS or 3DS Pokemon game, but I have to finish Emerald first 😭
September 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The grass seed I planted last weekend has started coming in! Sadly just one area out of the three I seeded, so hopefully the others come in too. I think this area gets a little more sunlight so that could explain it.
September 20, 2025 at 2:07 PM
easily the best change in iOS 26 is the improved home view for Apple Music in CarPlay
September 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
hit my body weight on RDLs! So now that's squat (both barbell and hack) and deadlift (both trap bar and Romanian) that I've lifted my body weight.
September 19, 2025 at 1:03 AM
the latest iOS 26 annoyance: the keyboard has a different appearance based on whether the app has been compiled to support iOS 26 or not
September 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
gonna squat my body weight today!*

*I've done this before, but this will be the first time hitting that since the move.
September 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
The sudden pop in of the “glass” border around icons on iOS 26 is going to annoy the hell out of me.
September 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
@pfrazee.com any idea why I'm getting a ERR_SSL_BAD_RECORD_MAC_ALERT on both iOS 26 and macOS Tahoe when uploading media?
September 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
lazy sunday
September 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The more I think about it, the more I feel like it should be against the law for a machine to make a convincing reproduction of a human voice. I think it should be clearly evident that it's being generated by a computer.
September 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
what's a freakum dress? keep in mind I'm a visual learner
September 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Have I unpacked my 6+ boxes of books from the move? No.
Would I have anywhere to put the books even if I did? Also no.

Did I buy four more books so I could have hardcover copies of some of my favorite Brandon Sanderson books? Well…
September 2, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Was unable to procure the services of the local foxes in my area to discourage rabbits from hanging out in my yard, so I had to purchase the next best thing.
August 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
If AirPods Pro 3 have a heart rate sensor that prevents my workout from being paused when I take my Apple Watch off to lift with straps I'll buy them day one.
August 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM